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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 14 Feb 2006.
Re: Vodka
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> Jocke wrote:
>> Homer.Simpson wrote:
>> > Sasquatch said
>> >
>> >
>> >>On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke
>> >><zyq...@fatburen.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>>hahsa
>> >>>I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i
>> >>>hate htis fucking hist. sober camp!!!
>> >
>> >
>> >>G'night-n-goodbye,...
>> >
>> >
>> > I'm hoping for a translation now that he's assumedly sobered
>> > up. 
>> >
>> > I heard of drunk dialing, it this drunk posting?   ;-)
>> I am now regreting how much I drank... This is so stupid. I hate
>> this fucking shit. Sober Camp at Gates Of Metal is the best!
> 
> Sobriety usually begins at the Ceramic Alter in the 
> Temple of the Flush-bowl.
> Recovery is inversly proportional to the level of urine and 
> fecal staining evident on the alter itself. This is to say 
> that if you are willing to kneel
> down that close and actually puke in the nasty, you are so far
> gone that you by this time are sleeping in or very near the
> dumpster. ObASCII: you just have to use your imagination.

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