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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 31 Jul 2002.
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Nerd Boy, episode 258

Nerd Boy, episode 258

alt.ascii-art · 27 messages · 31 Jul 2002 - 1 Aug 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 01:08 · permalink
                 With Mandy gone, I                          /_________
                guess we'll have to         ,,,               |    ___
               buy our -own- milk. `OO      ..'               |   |_|_|
                                     ))     ||                |   |_|_|
     ______________________________ d d ___ /| _______________|________


              *appear!*
                __              YIKES!
               _\=              ,     `,,,
           _   / |            Oo       oo'
          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
          `._    | _________ dd _____ //


    I Have Mandy.          And I have
               `__         a raygun!
               _\=             ,      ,,,
               / |       ___ OO       ..'
              /  |        `{-||      .||.
      ___ ._,'   `-; _______ dd _____ || ________________


    This Is Merely
      A Hologram.       -Always- when I
               `__      bring a raygun!
               _\=             ,      ,,,
               / |           OO       --'
           ,  /  |            ))      ||
jg_______ (`-'   `. ________ dd _____ || ______________


----
Another one that I like. Fast-paced, fun to draw. Also, it's very
foreboding.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>
>              *appear!*
>                __              YIKES!
>               _\=              ,     `,,,
>           _   / |            Oo       oo'
>          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
>          `._    | _________ dd _____ //

WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)

>
>    I Have Mandy.          And I have
>               `__         a raygun!
>               _\=             ,      ,,,
>               / |       ___ OO       ..'
>              /  |        `{-||      .||.
>      ___ ._,'   `-; _______ dd _____ || ________________
>
>
>    This Is Merely
>      A Hologram.       -Always- when I
>               `__      bring a raygun!
>               _\=             ,      ,,,
>               / |           OO       --'
>           ,  /  |            ))      ||
>jg_______ (`-'   `. ________ dd _____ || ______________

Reminds me of the "time game" at the end of "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" at
the battle of the bands.

I can't explain the scene; you just need to see the film (damn cool music score,
though - so it's well worth watching just for that)

>----
>Another one that I like. Fast-paced, fun to draw. Also, it's very
>foreboding.

NerdBoy rules !  Still !!

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev i meddelandet news:ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> >
> >              *appear!*
> >                __              YIKES!
> >               _\=              ,     `,,,
> >           _   / |            Oo       oo'
> >          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
> >          `._    | _________ dd _____ //
>
> WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)

Thanks. :)

> >
> >    I Have Mandy.          And I have
> >               `__         a raygun!
> >               _\=             ,      ,,,
> >               / |       ___ OO       ..'
> >              /  |        `{-||      .||.
> >      ___ ._,'   `-; _______ dd _____ || ________________
> >
> >
> >    This Is Merely
> >      A Hologram.       -Always- when I
> >               `__      bring a raygun!
> >               _\=             ,      ,,,
> >               / |           OO       --'
> >           ,  /  |            ))      ||
> >jg_______ (`-'   `. ________ dd _____ || ______________
>
> Reminds me of the "time game" at the end of "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" at
> the battle of the bands.
>
> I can't explain the scene; you just need to see the film (damn cool music score,
> though - so it's well worth watching just for that)

Of -course- I've seen the film. Steve Vai rocks, I love the weird Robot Us:s
air guitar, not to mention the intro to God Gave Rock n' Roll to You. I also
like Nuno Bettencourt's solo in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Hmm...
"Bogus Journey" must be the best sequel ever.

> >----
> >Another one that I like. Fast-paced, fun to draw. Also, it's very
> >foreboding.
>
> NerdBoy rules !  Still !!

<greedy look>
But not so much that you'd buy an overpriced Nerd Boy T-shirt, right?
</greedy look>

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...

>Of -course- I've seen the film. Steve Vai rocks, I love the weird Robot Us:s
>air guitar, not to mention the intro to God Gave Rock n' Roll to You. I also
>like Nuno Bettencourt's solo in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Hmm...
>"Bogus Journey" must be the best sequel ever.

Yup.

Do you see why the scene I mentioned reminds me of todays' strip ?  :o)

>> NerdBoy rules !  Still !!
>
><greedy look>
>But not so much that you'd buy an overpriced Nerd Boy T-shirt, right?
></greedy look>

Where could I get one from ?  Seriously !!

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev i meddelandet news:ai8eer$fcj$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>
> >Of -course- I've seen the film. Steve Vai rocks, I love the weird Robot Us:s
> >air guitar, not to mention the intro to God Gave Rock n' Roll to You. I also
> >like Nuno Bettencourt's solo in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Hmm...
> >"Bogus Journey" must be the best sequel ever.
>
> Yup.
>
> Do you see why the scene I mentioned reminds me of todays' strip ?  :o)

Yeah, I think so, but don't you mean the other way around? :)

> >> NerdBoy rules !  Still !!
> >
> ><greedy look>
> >But not so much that you'd buy an overpriced Nerd Boy T-shirt, right?
> ></greedy look>
>
> Where could I get one from ?  Seriously !!

Well, there's this place called CafePress.com that makes and sells T-shirts
based on whatever design one sends them. I'd just have to send them a picture,
set the price (above their base price if I want any profit) and it'd be up for
sale. It's like a print-on-demand thing, only with T-shirts and mugs and clocks
and mouse pads and basically anything. I'm looking for alternatives to see
whether I can get a better deal somewhere.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>> Do you see why the scene I mentioned reminds me of todays' strip ?  :o)
>
>Yeah, I think so, but don't you mean the other way around? :)

D'oh!

My only excuse is that I am at work.  Hehehe  :O)

>> Where could I get one from ?  Seriously !!
>
>Well, there's this place called CafePress.com that makes and sells T-shirts
>based on whatever design one sends them. I'd just have to send them a picture,
>set the price (above their base price if I want any profit) and it'd be up for
>sale. It's like a print-on-demand thing, only with T-shirts and mugs and clocks
>and mouse pads and basically anything. I'm looking for alternatives to see
>whether I can get a better deal somewhere.

If you could get a price for me, then I'd definitely be interested in a large NB
like this :-

     Word.
     ,
   OO
  .||.
   db

Like you have on your website  :o)

That, in black text on the back of an XL size (as in tall XL, not fat XL :o)
white t-shirt, with the word "Nerd Boy" in big letters, and "by Joaquim G�ndara"
in smaller letters under it, and under that, the website address on the front.
It'd be a cool t-shirt.

How much would that be, including tax and shipping to the UK, and your profit ?

You should advertise this on your website BTW...

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev i meddelandet news:ai8ggf$ggi$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> >Well, there's this place called CafePress.com that makes and sells T-shirts
> >based on whatever design one sends them. I'd just have to send them a picture,
> >set the price (above their base price if I want any profit) and it'd be up for
> >sale. It's like a print-on-demand thing, only with T-shirts and mugs and clocks
> >and mouse pads and basically anything. I'm looking for alternatives to see
> >whether I can get a better deal somewhere.
>
> If you could get a price for me, then I'd definitely be interested in a large NB
> like this :-
>
>      Word.
>      ,
>    OO
>   .||.
>    db
>
> Like you have on your website  :o)

:)

> That, in black text on the back of an XL size (as in tall XL, not fat XL :o)
> white t-shirt, with the word "Nerd Boy" in big letters, and "by Joaquim G�ndara"
> in smaller letters under it, and under that, the website address on the front.
> It'd be a cool t-shirt.

Text on the front and image on the back? Isn't it usually the other way around?
That's how I'd like it anyway, but the customer is always right, of course.

> How much would that be, including tax and shipping to the UK, and your profit ?

Well, the base price for a T-shirt is $13.99 and their international shipping is
$7, so that's already $20.99 (�13.44) without taxes or profit. I think that's
quite a lot of money, but I'm kind of a cheap skate so I wouldn't know. As for
taxes, here's what they have to say about that:

"You may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the package
reaches your country. Additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by
you; we have no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be."

> You should advertise this on your website BTW...

Well, I will if people seem to be interested in buying and I decide to start a
CafePress account and sell stuff. :)

Here are all their products, btw: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/products/
If anyone wants to see Nerd Boy or any Nerd Boy character on any of those
things, speak up! :)

Crap, I can't believe I'm selling out like this. :D

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>Text on the front and image on the back? Isn't it usually the other way around?
>That's how I'd like it anyway, but the customer is always right, of course.

I have several T-shirts like that; my current favourite is a jet-black Guinness
t-shirt, with "Guinness - St. Patricks' Day" in small white letters on the front
over the left side of my chest, and a very large green 4-leaf clover picture on
the back.

I'll try and come up with a picture of what I reckon would be a cool NB T-shirt
to sell.


  W422UP D00D.
      /
   ,,,
    --
   .\\.
   _( \_

On the back of another t-shirt, W4R3Z D00D would be cool.  PLEASE put him in
some more strips... He reminds me of one of my friends...  :o)

>> How much would that be, including tax and shipping to the UK, and your profit
?
>
>Well, the base price for a T-shirt is $13.99 and their international shipping
is
>$7, so that's already $20.99 (�13.44) without taxes or profit. I think that's
>quite a lot of money, but I'm kind of a cheap skate so I wouldn't know. As for
>taxes, here's what they have to say about that:
>
>"You may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the
package
>reaches your country. Additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by
>you; we have no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may
be."

�13.44 isn't a lot for a t-shirt these days.  �30 can be quite a normal price
:o(  I remember when a pair of jeans cost that much... You'd end up paying �45
for them now  :o(

Either way it sounds good to me.

Mousemat'd be cool as well.

>> You should advertise this on your website BTW...
>
>Well, I will if people seem to be interested in buying and I decide to start a
>CafePress account and sell stuff. :)

If you bulk order their products (like a box of 100) would there be a discount ?

You could then sell them yourself at a profit.

>Here are all their products, btw: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/products/
>If anyone wants to see Nerd Boy or any Nerd Boy character on any of those
>things, speak up! :)
>
>Crap, I can't believe I'm selling out like this. :D

Yeah - hack !

(j/k)

Nerd Boy rules !

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:ai8jj3$i6e$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk...
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> >Text on the front and image on the back? Isn't it usually the other way around?
> >That's how I'd like it anyway, but the customer is always right, of course.
>
> I have several T-shirts like that; my current favourite is a jet-black Guinness
> t-shirt, with "Guinness - St. Patricks' Day" in small white letters on the front
> over the left side of my chest, and a very large green 4-leaf clover picture on
> the back.

Hmm... I see. It's just that the only style I've seen is this one:
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=mtokyostore.2001139&zoom=yes

Some kind of theme on the front and the logo on the back.

> I'll try and come up with a picture of what I reckon would be a cool NB T-shirt
> to sell.

Feel free. :)

>   W422UP D00D.
>       /
>    ,,,
>     --
>    .\\.
>    _( \_
>
> On the back of another t-shirt, W4R3Z D00D would be cool.

Geez, WD of all people. :D

> PLEASE put him in some more strips... He reminds me of one of my
> friends...  :o)

Well, I can probably fit him into some of the upcoming strips in the
upcoming story arc that is coming up after some of the other upcoming
strips.

> >Well, the base price for a T-shirt is $13.99 and their international
> >shipping is $7, so that's already $20.99 (�13.44) without taxes or profit.
> >I think that's quite a lot of money, but I'm kind of a cheap skate so I
> > wouldn't know.
8<
>
> �13.44 isn't a lot for a t-shirt these days.  �30 can be quite a normal price
> :o(  I remember when a pair of jeans cost that much... You'd end up paying �45
> for them now  :o(

Holy Crappo! OK, I guess there's room for some profit then.

> Either way it sounds good to me.

Great! :) I'll get started on the design.

> Mousemat'd be cool as well.

OK! :)

8<
> If you bulk order their products (like a box of 100) would there be a discount ?

It works like this... Say that I have a t-shirt and a large mug for sale.
If I get so many customers that I sell 20 or more products _in total_, e.g.
seven large mugs and 14 t-shirts, then I get a lower base price for all of
my products. http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/help/pricing.aspx

> You could then sell them yourself at a profit.

Yes, but it would require a considerable investment, not to mention the fact
that I'd have to find a way to package and deliver them myself.

> >Crap, I can't believe I'm selling out like this. :D
>
> Yeah - hack !
>
> (j/k)

:)

> Nerd Boy rules !

You're starting to freak me out with that. :)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

In article <ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk>, "Anonymous"
<gue...@anonymous.com> wrote:

>
>Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>>
>>              *appear!*
>>                __              YIKES!
>>               _\=              ,     `,,,
>>           _   / |            Oo       oo'
>>          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
>>          `._    | _________ dd _____ //
>
>WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)

Yes, very good expressions and in this case the sound effect *appear*
works well.


-- 
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llizard@idirec+.ca
ASCII-art & ASCII-animation
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Rainer Rosenthal <r.r...@web.de> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 16:40 · permalink
Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote
> "Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev
> > Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> > >
> > >              *appear!*
> > >                __              YIKES!
> > >               _\=              ,     `,,,
> > >           _   / |            Oo       oo'
> > >          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
> > >          `._    | _________ dd _____ //
> >
> > WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)
>
> Thanks. :)
>

Am I right when I sense some experimenting with
different eye size? *Greetings from Calvin&Hobbes*.

Ob-ASCII:
 "closed"
              tttt             ttttt
            ./////\           /\\\\\\
            ''''' |:::::::::::| '''''    c^&
            |   | |X:X:X:X:X:X| |   |   ( cd)
            |   |;  /       \  \|   |     T
            -----  /         \  ----------L------
                  /           \          '^'
    ..RwR........'             '....................


R@ineR

"Rainer Rosenthal" <r.r...@web.de> skrev i meddelandet
news:ai93i8$11uije$1...@ID-54909.news.dfncis.de
> Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote
> > "Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev
> > > Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> > > >
> > > >              *appear!*
> > > >                __              YIKES!
> > > >               _\=              ,     `,,,
> > > >           _   / |            Oo       oo'
> > > >          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
> > > >          `._    | _________ dd _____ //
> > >
> > > WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)
> >
> > Thanks. :)
>
> Am I right when I sense some experimenting with
> different eye size? *Greetings from Calvin&Hobbes*.

Well, not very experimental... :)
http://nerdboy.xepher.net/nbbrowse.php?strip=72

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Rainer Rosenthal <r.r...@web.de> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 17:46 · permalink
Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote

> > > > >           YIKES!
> > > > >          ,     `,,,
> > > > >        Oo       oo'
> > > > >       -//-     -//-
> > > > >   ___ dd _____ //
>
> Well, not very experimental... :)
> http://nerdboy.xepher.net/nbbrowse.php?strip=72
>



                        \\\\\\\/77??//#####
Eye eye, Sir!          .\\\'\|||| 7////#####
                                     ##########
                                     ./}}####
Ob-ASCII:                                #####
                                         #######
                 ;'''''Y      Y'''';   /|######
                   \__/ '   /  \__/    ( #########
                   /||\  |     /||\     |#######
                         |             /#####
                         |             #######
                        (   )          ########
                                       #####
               ###        ,.          #####
                ###    -'    -       ######
                  ###     =-       ###X##
                 RwR###          ##X#XX
                     ###(___   ##XX#X

R@ineR

Xlo0772 <no....@mail.no> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 19:55 · permalink
On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:53:52 +0200, llizard wrote:

> In article <ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk>, "Anonymous"
> <gue...@anonymous.com> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>              *appear!*                     
>>>                __              YIKES!      
>>>               _\=              ,     `,,,  
>>>           _   / |            Oo       oo'  
>>>          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-  
>>>          `._    | _________ dd _____ //    
>>
>>WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)
> 
> Yes, very good expressions and in this case the sound effect *appear*
> works well.

Ahh, can't resist myself, have to make a Zen-joke on that...

For those not knowing the sound *appear!*
Its the same sound as one hand clapping.

hahahhah hehheh heh.. ho, ??... laugh, it's supposed to be funny.
grrmmmph.

hmmm, And now to something completly different.

I wanted to do some obascii, but it didn't come out right, so I got an 
crazy (Nerd boy style, I think) idea I just had to try. 

if you've got awk!!, then try this...

- Save some ascii-art to a file (e.g. xx.txt), though avoid backslash
and put a "'" in the end of each line (explained later) 

- type the following (ip-address being the address of a webserver)
awk 'BEGIN {service="/inet/tcp/0/ip-address/80"} 
           { print $0 |& service;  close(service); }' xx.txt

You will then produce lines below in the errorlog on the webserver.

...:21:09:53 +0200] "          *appear!*                        '" 400 412
...:21:09:53 +0200] "            __              YIKES!         '" 400 412
...:21:09:53 +0200] "           _V=              ,     `,,,     '" 400 412
...:21:09:53 +0200] "       _   / |            Oo       oo'     '" 400 412
...:21:09:53 +0200] "      /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-     '" 400 412
...:21:09:53 +0200] "      `._    | _________ dd _____ //       '" 400 412

neat, huh! :)

- then pray that the sysadmin has a sense of humour.

The thing with backslash and "'" is to make it look good in the errorlog.
"'" will keep the "400 ..." away from the drawing.
backslash unfortunately gets doubled.

the original came out like this, which isn't nice :(
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "          *appear!*" 400 -
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "            __              YIKES!" 400 412
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "           _\\=              ,     `,,," 400 412
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "       _   / |            Oo       oo'" 400 412
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "      /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-" 400 412
.../2002:21:32:52 +0200] "      `._    | _________ dd _____ //" 400 412

/xlo

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- --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
> - type the following (ip-address being the address of a webserver)
> awk 'BEGIN {service="/inet/tcp/0/ip-address/80"} 
>            { print $0 |& service;  close(service); }' xx.txt

Milking the dole?

Nothing better to do with your life?

Have I got the solution for you!

You too can learn to entertain hundreds via scripting http and tie it
together with the magic of ascii art!

Your journy begins with /Sed & Awk/ and /Linux In a Nutshell/ by
O'Reilly.  A new title will arive every month, keep only the titles
you want.


==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 20:29 · permalink
On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 12:21:12 +0200, Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote:
> "Anonymous" <gue...@anonymous.com> skrev i meddelandet news:ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
>> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>> >
>> >    I Have Mandy.          And I have
>> >               `__         a raygun!
>> >               _\=             ,      ,,,
>> >               / |       ___ OO       ..'
>> >              /  |        `{-||      .||.
>> >      ___ ._,'   `-; _______ dd _____ || ________________
>> >
>> >
>> >    This Is Merely
>> >      A Hologram.       -Always- when I
>> >               `__      bring a raygun!
>> >               _\=             ,      ,,,
>> >               / |           OO       --'
>> >           ,  /  |            ))      ||
>> >jg_______ (`-'   `. ________ dd _____ || ______________
>>
>> Reminds me of the "time game" at the end of "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" at
>> the battle of the bands.
>>
>> I can't explain the scene; you just need to see the film (damn cool music score,
>> though - so it's well worth watching just for that)
> 
> Of -course- I've seen the film. Steve Vai rocks, I love the weird Robot Us:s
> air guitar, not to mention the intro to God Gave Rock n' Roll to You. I also
> like Nuno Bettencourt's solo in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Hmm...
> "Bogus Journey" must be the best sequel ever.

                                 |     
     |                         \OO/    
      |                         ==     
     __          And then      /||\    
    |==|         we'll get             
    |==|          a cage!              
                      /                
      O             O    O       0   # 
     /]7"          C==" C=="    /H\ /H\
  _,'/|            / \  / \     [ ] / \
hjm

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Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> ASCII art 31 Jul 2002 22:16 · permalink
In article <3d483ae3$0$1251$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk>, Xlo0772
<no....@mail.no> wrote:
>On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:53:52 +0200, llizard wrote:
>> In article <ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk>, "Anonymous"
>> <gue...@anonymous.com> wrote:
>>>Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>>>>
>>>>              *appear!*                     
>>>>                __              YIKES!      
>>>>               _\=              ,     `,,,  
>>>>           _   / |            Oo       oo'  
>>>>          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-  
>>>>          `._    | _________ dd _____ //    
>>>
>>>WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)
>> 
>> Yes, very good expressions and in this case the sound effect *appear*
>> works well.
>
>Ahh, can't resist myself, have to make a Zen-joke on that...
>
>For those not knowing the sound *appear!*
>Its the same sound as one hand clapping.

Which leads one to ask if one hand is clapping in the middle of the
forest, is it still not heard?

*laugh* >%^7^^^7^^

        ___          
      _/   |      ,^%---
     |_____|  __\/>  \ heh heh, I just couldn't resist...
       ---  ==     >
     [_ejm_]     __>,^
      |   |     //| |


What I really thought was that the sound *appear* would be roughly the
same as the slight low vibrating sound that was made in StarTrek
whenever the crew beamed from place to place or the sound of a
StarWars light sabre.


obascii-art:  (thanks to Shanaka Dias)

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Xlo0772 <no....@thevoid.dk> ASCII art 1 Aug 2002 00:17 · permalink
On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 22:00:06 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
>> - type the following (ip-address being the address of a webserver) awk
>> 'BEGIN {service="/inet/tcp/0/ip-address/80"}
>>            { print $0 |& service;  close(service); }' xx.txt
> 
> Milking the dole?

??I have no idea what that means??

> Nothing better to do with your life?

Now that I have been enlightened with the wonders of deja, I thought I
would give it a try.
deja-search, exact match on phrase :  1,580 hits
First hit is a post to "soc.culture.australian" by a Mr. Brian Hauk
Near the end of post...
<quote>Dirmeyer, 19, recently decided to move to Seattle to join the Socialist
Workers Party. "I want to be involved in decision making and the every day
life of the SWP," he said, "I think there is nothing better to do with
your life."</quote>
Fanatics of religion and politics always seem to know what to do with their
lives. Heheheh, I don't know why, but I get a kick out of things like that. 
I guess we all have our own religion.

Does that answer your question? :0) 

/xlo
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|
|_          lets see, "1 life, extra sugar, extra cream"
| |    _  .'  - "insert all your money here"... this better be good 
| D, o')       
| | \_:    
|_|  `|       
|\_  .:   
|_| _||    



       *thanks for your purchase, claim your improved life at rebirth*
      ' 
| | .'
|_  /         crap, now I'm broke too.
| |      _  .'
| : -  o`)    
| |     :> 
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> On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 22:00:06 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>> - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
>>> - type the following (ip-address being the address of a webserver) awk
>>> 'BEGIN {service="/inet/tcp/0/ip-address/80"}
>>>            { print $0 |& service;  close(service); }' xx.txt
>> 
>> Milking the dole?
> 
> ??I have no idea what that means??

It is a UK term regarding being unemployed and getting your bills
payed by the government.

> 
>> Nothing better to do with your life?
> 
> deja-search, exact match on phrase :  1,580 hits

> Does that answer your question? :0) 

The whole post I made was a joke.  I was picturing a late night
infomercial by O'Reilly publishers with a testimony by you saying
something like "Because of the self paced training I received from
O'Reilly I was able to annoy sys admins with awk scripts and ascii
art.  Thanks O'Reilly!  Because of you my life has meaning."

I guess you had to be in my head to find it funny.  But then I have
been posting a 16 part ascii comic series that is probably that way.


==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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Xlo0772 <no....@thevoid.dk> ASCII art 1 Aug 2002 01:41 · permalink
On Thu, 01 Aug 2002 00:16:30 +0200, llizard wrote:

> In article <3d483ae3$0$1251$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk>, Xlo0772
> <no....@mail.no> wrote:
>>On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:53:52 +0200, llizard wrote:
>>> In article <ai85vi$agb$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk>, "Anonymous"
>>> <gue...@anonymous.com> wrote:
>>>>Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>>>>>
>>>>>              *appear!*
>>>>>                __              YIKES!
>>>>>               _\=              ,     `,,,
>>>>>           _   / |            Oo       oo'
>>>>>          /(_.'  |           -//-     -//-
>>>>>          `._    | _________ dd _____ //
>>>>
>>>>WONDERFUL expressions of surprise on both NB and FB.  :o)
>>> 
>>> Yes, very good expressions and in this case the sound effect *appear*
>>> works well.
>>
>>Ahh, can't resist myself, have to make a Zen-joke on that...
>>
>>For those not knowing the sound *appear!* Its the same sound as one hand
>>clapping.
> 
> Which leads one to ask if one hand is clapping in the middle of the
> forest, is it still not heard?
> 
> *laugh* >%^7^^^7^^
> 
>         ___
>       _/   |      ,^%---
>      |_____|  __\/>  \ heh heh, I just couldn't resist...
>        ---  ==     >
>      [_ejm_]     __>,^
>       |   |     //| |
> 

Touch� :0)

> What I really thought was that the sound *appear* would be roughly the
> same as the slight low vibrating sound that was made in StarTrek
> whenever the crew beamed from place to place or the sound of a StarWars
> light sabre.

Ahh, I just saw it differently. The "no sound" worked better for me. 
I saw that as a joke in itself. The proclamation of a sound that wasn't
there!!

/xlo
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                  hmmn, this reminds me of something.
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Xlo0772 <no....@thevoid.dk> ASCII art 1 Aug 2002 02:49 · permalink
On Thu, 01 Aug 2002 02:46:50 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote:

 - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
>> On Wed, 31 Jul 2002 22:00:06 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>> - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
>>>> - type the following (ip-address being the address of a webserver)
>>>> awk 'BEGIN {service="/inet/tcp/0/ip-address/80"}
>>>>            { print $0 |& service;  close(service); }' xx.txt
>>> 
>>> Milking the dole?
>> 
>> ??I have no idea what that means??
> 
> It is a UK term regarding being unemployed and getting your bills payed
> by the government.
> 
>>> Nothing better to do with your life?
>> 
>> deja-search, exact match on phrase :  1,580 hits
> 
>> Does that answer your question? :0)
> 
> The whole post I made was a joke.  I was picturing a late night
> infomercial by O'Reilly publishers with a testimony by you saying
> something like "Because of the self paced training I received from
> O'Reilly I was able to annoy sys admins with awk scripts and ascii art.
> Thanks O'Reilly!  Because of you my life has meaning."
> 
> I guess you had to be in my head to find it funny.  But then I have been
> posting a 16 part ascii comic series that is probably that way.

  *slap*      DOH!!
           .'   DOH!!
     /..-      DOOOHH!
    < 0 )
     \.;.
       | )
      .:,
      | |
     _|_|

heheheh Ok, now I get it. It all make sense now, when I read your previous
post. And yeah it is funny. I just didn't see that at first, maybe because
it's true :|, well except for the part with O'Reilly.

/xlo

Joaquim G�ndara schreef:

>--
> OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
>.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
> bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(
-- 
Dennis K.
~..  Nup, the plural of virus is Outlook.
.>>. Yet another standard that was redefined a few years ago by microsoft
 |\ [jg]  [4-7-2002 /betty/ in alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent]

Dennis Kaarsemaker wrote:

> Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
>
> >--
> > OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
> >.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
> > bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
>
> xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(
> --

Not me,.. maybe a DNS problem

"Dennis Kaarsemaker" <fak...@use-reply-to.inv> skrev i meddelandet
news:aib...@kaarsemaker.nb.nu
> Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
>
> >--
> > OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
> >.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
> > bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
>
> xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(

Yikes! It usually works great! Did you try again?

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

Joaquim G�ndara schreef:

>"Dennis Kaarsemaker" <fak...@use-reply-to.inv> skrev i meddelandet
>news:aib...@kaarsemaker.nb.nu
>> Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
>>
>> >--
>> > OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
>> >.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
>> > bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
>>
>> xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(
>
>Yikes! It usually works great! Did you try again?
 Yes several times, i was checkeing all the links on my website. I've
changed it to the port5 link now :)
-- 
Dennis K.
~..  Nup, the plural of virus is Outlook.
.>>. Yet another standard that was redefined a few years ago by microsoft
 |\ [jg]  [4-7-2002 /betty/ in alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent]

Dennis Kaarsemaker schreef:

>Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
>
>>"Dennis Kaarsemaker" <fak...@use-reply-to.inv> skrev i meddelandet
>>news:aib...@kaarsemaker.nb.nu
>>> Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
>>>
>>> >--
>>> > OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
>>> >.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
>>> > bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
>>>
>>> xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(
>>
>>Yikes! It usually works great! Did you try again?
> Yes several times, i was checking all the links on my website. I've
>changed it to the port5 link now :)

And xepher works again. Just forget what i said ;)
-- 
Dennis K.
~..  Nup, the plural of virus is Outlook.
.>>. Yet another standard that was redefined a few years ago by microsoft
 |\ [jg]  [4-7-2002 /betty/ in alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent]

"Dennis Kaarsemaker" <fak...@use-reply-to.inv> skrev i meddelandet
news:aic...@kaarsemaker.nb.nu
> Dennis Kaarsemaker schreef:
> >Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
> >
> >>"Dennis Kaarsemaker" <fak...@use-reply-to.inv> skrev i meddelandet
> >>news:aib...@kaarsemaker.nb.nu
> >>> Joaquim G�ndara schreef:
> >>>
> >>> >--
> >>> > OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
> >>> >.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
> >>> > bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
> >>>
> >>> xepher.net only gives me a 404-error :(
> >>
> >>Yikes! It usually works great! Did you try again?
> > Yes several times, i was checking all the links on my website. I've
> >changed it to the port5 link now :)
>
> And xepher works again. Just forget what i said ;)

Thanks... You had me scared there for a while... :)

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 OO  Joaquim G�ndara  |  Official Nerd Boy site:
.||.                  |  http://nerdboy.port5.com  (UK)
 bb  jg               |  http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)

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