Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Mar 2004.
LLPG 26 - Easiest Trick Ever
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· 5 messages · 8 Mar 2004 - 9 Mar 2004
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| So what you're basically |
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I briefly pondered calling today's issue "ZOMG HOT BI BABES
LOLOLOLOL!!!1!oneone!", but I didn't want to run headfirst into those
antispam filters.
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| | |_| ||_| ||\ \_| ) | /| () |()) Jan Willms
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| So what you're basically |
| saying is: you know me so |
| well that nothing I say or |
,-----. ,-----. | do can surprise you, yes? |
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| Y'know, I thought |
| that waitress was |
| really hot. |
`-. ,-------------'
*PFRWSH~~!* \|
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I briefly pondered calling today's issue "ZOMG HOT BI BABES
LOLOLOLOL!!!1!oneone!", but I didn't want to run headfirst into those
antispam filters.
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_____________________________________________kmr
| ( )( )( __ \__) |\/|\ /|\ @higiri.net
| | | | | | ___/ _ by |()/ \/ | \
| | |_| ||_| ||\ \_| ) | /| () |()) Jan Willms
| (______|____|_)\___/ | \| | ( "Khamura"
| Life, Love, and the |()\()()|()|
| Pursuit of Geekiness |/\|/\/\|/\|
|
| www.livejournal.com/community/live_love_geek
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> | So what you're basically |
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>I briefly pondered calling today's issue "ZOMG HOT BI BABES
>LOLOLOLOL!!!1!oneone!", but I didn't want to run headfirst into those
>antispam filters.
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> ,-----------------. > | Y'know, I thought | > | that waitress was | > | really hot. | > `-. ,-------------' > *PFRWSH~~!* \| > ,,,,, `\\\\ '.===. > #( >( >)<\\ )^ ) ) > '\_},=::" ";;=.{/' ,_. \._/" > _ ,'-( ,_. ,'`,_,).-+ [_\). ,),:._ > |(( `.-(D_] (`.^ `: \ V;/ ))| > || `.__,' |-\ ,^\ _`(/ ,-|| > || ( ,--------------//)__)---//)___,' || > ||,_.-`-(___________________________)-'-._.|| > _______________________________ > > I briefly pondered calling today's issue "ZOMG HOT BI BABES > LOLOLOLOL!!!1!oneone!", but I didn't want to run headfirst into those > antispam filters. Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Gayness ? :)
"Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <new...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> wrote in message news:404de329$0$13961$edf...@dtext02.news.tele.dk... > > > ,-----------------. > > | Y'know, I thought | > > | that waitress was | > > | really hot. | > > `-. ,-------------' > > *PFRWSH~~!* \| > > ,,,,, `\\\\ '.===. > > #( >( >)<\\ )^ ) ) > > '\_},=::" ";;=.{/' ,_. \._/" > > _ ,'-( ,_. ,'`,_,).-+ [_\). ,),:._ > > |(( `.-(D_] (`.^ `: \ V;/ ))| > > || `.__,' |-\ ,^\ _`(/ ,-|| > > || ( ,--------------//)__)---//)___,' || > > ||,_.-`-(___________________________)-'-._.|| > > _______________________________ > > > > > I briefly pondered calling today's issue "ZOMG HOT BI BABES > > LOLOLOLOL!!!1!oneone!", but I didn't want to run headfirst into those > > antispam filters. > > Life, Love, and the > Pursuit of Gayness ? :) Not that there's anything wrong with that. drax
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