Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Mar 2004.
plonk
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 8 Mar 2004 - 13 Mar 2004
I was wanting to make my own "don't feed the trolls" piece so I fished
through my archive and found the perfect little thing, added some text
to it and now have it ready the next time i want to plonk someone.
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..--'' ``--.._ ___/ `------------| |___
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``--.._____\ || || | | | |__| | ||
The plug is pulled `---.||_/ | ||
Plonked is the troll \ .------------| |---'
Feed him I will not .------( :F_P: | |\\\\\
`------`-------------| |
http://asciipr0n.com/fp/ascii `--'
The standard troll post was a few more lines than I wanted and this
one fits nicely on even the smallest of text displays.
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' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to
((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > I was wanting to make my own "don't feed the trolls" piece so I fished > through my archive and found the perfect little thing, added some text > to it and now have it ready the next time i want to plonk someone. > > __ > ______.-------------| | > __ (______( | |\\\\\ > ..--'' ``--.._ ___/ `------------| |___ > __ ``--..______.---'|| \ __ | || > ..--'' ``--.._ / || || | | | | | | || > ``--.._____\ || || | | | |__| | || > The plug is pulled `---.||_/ | || > Plonked is the troll \ .------------| |---' > Feed him I will not .------( :F_P: | |\\\\\ > `------`-------------| | > http://asciipr0n.com/fp/ascii `--' > > The standard troll post was a few more lines than I wanted and this > one fits nicely on even the smallest of text displays. > And this is a little something to let the poor trolls fight back. .-..-. .---./ . _' )-. ( .- ' f /`".-'"`. `" \ \ :' ." .-. ) \ .| / .' `" ) ." ~ / ~,.-/ \ {`, _ ~ {,; '-,`. ", "7 \ ' \, L ,-. \_,- ,v(~, Y \ " )/, | .-. - j l,,_ ( \'` L / 7, ", \ l f"- f" `"' \ \ | | | | \ \ l_l j l , \ (` l( 'l \ \ \_ \\_ \ \ ~ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Killfile ) `.) ',__.-. \ \ v-0.01a --""-._." ",.--._,)`-:"\ \`.., . ( ,""""`. `-. .: `-' . -nabis `' `.__)
Explaining the ostrich pic. I do find killfiling a bit amusing :)
I mean, you want to ignore a guy, you ignore him.
Cheers.
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>Explaining the ostrich pic. I do find killfiling a bit amusing :)
>I mean, you want to ignore a guy, you ignore him.
>Cheers.
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Bateau wrote:
> Your ascii is rad.
Wow :). Thank you,
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This is just having fun for me, nothing more, nothing less.
-nabis
This skull is great! Once again: congratulations, you rock! I'm a big fan of yours :) BoD
Hi! Faux_Pseudo wrote: > I was wanting to make my own "don't feed the trolls" piece so I fished > through my archive and found the perfect little thing, added some text > to it and now have it ready the next time i want to plonk someone. I like that :) Would you give permission for me to use it occasionally? Would lighten up some of the more dark places of usenet ;-) Phil
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Philipp Taprogge wrote the following -._ >> I was wanting to make my own "don't feed the trolls" piece so I fished >> through my archive and found the perfect little thing, added some text >> to it and now have it ready the next time i want to plonk someone. > > I like that :) > Would you give permission for me to use it occasionally? Would lighten > up some of the more dark places of usenet ;-) Have fun with it. I don't killfile people very often which is why I posted it here so that others may use it if they find it .. helpfull. -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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