Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Oct 1998.
Joris/Sandra's Ladies
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· 1 message · 14 Oct 1998
In Message-ID: <362...@xs4all.nl> From: Sandra van Zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:03:11 +0200 Joris Bellenger (???) wrote: > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. / ,,,. _____________ # , , | '\\\\\\ C` \ | ' ____|_ ) = | + '||:::::: ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ (________________________________________) )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( | || || | /||`. \ || | | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | |_| / / '-` |_| (_) \/ (_) -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/ ==================================================================== Joris/Sandra's LADIES ==================================================================== __ . $$$$ __/__) , ,((($ /./%%%%% - ? 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( o o o( \ | | /o\ \ ) o o o\ \ )/ |o o\ \ |o_o_o/ / | '_o -\ \ |_ |/| \_\_|) :!:#__ \ \ | /#/\,,,) b'ger _____|/|/________b'ger (_/ Wise, wise lady. %%::::+: %%% - -% , _ , %c >) ( O O ) ) = /'` ' `'\ _____/ /__ |'''''''| / \ ~ / \ |\\'''//| /\ , \ ' / \ \ ."""_ /__`|' \_/ / \,____) / < - '::::+::/% /_ /-- - / ,/` |\___ _/ /__,_// | /, // | \/ \ _( \ \ \ //| \ \ < ` _\-) _____________| |/_________ |____________/ | ________|____ |___________/ /_______________| (_/\___-/-\ b'ger | / '( /:| |_/ ,$$$$ $$$$$ ___ $$ 6 6 $ /\/_\_ %C - ' \/ )))) ) =_/ ",".// / ( . \%_,O / \ )\ _||___ | ' |\ )~\ /)___/_\ | | |/ ) ~\ '(_/\_)\/\ O===--%%\,\%-----) ~)- />,\\/ / \/\ / \/| ). / \o\/==/\ \/o__ / \| ) / (/| /o\\ \,\\- | _(/ )/ // \ | \ | /' ' /o| | \ \ \/ , | / / / o \ \ \/ \ / / \ | \ < / / | o / \ o \ / // \ / | \ \ |. / \ / / / o / \ /____/--'. / | o \ ) | \ | \ | /__/\___/_____/\___o/ b'ger )| )| =' =' (*\ (*\ b'ger,,,)\\_ )\\_,,,,,,,,,,,, .... .... ",, "" @,, @@ "(< ?"" @(< ?@@ "" ~ """ @@ ~ @@@ |// __"_/ /_"""" |// __@_/ /_@@@@ -\ ) / " """ -\ ) / @ @@@ |\/ (. )( .)""\" |\/ (. )( .)@@\@ | \/ | """ \ | \/ | @@@ \ \ / "| """ \ \ \ / @| @@@ \ \ - ""/ , """" | / - @@/ , @@@@ | / " """\ :; @ @@@\ :; ""( """" \| \ @@( @@@@ \| \ """" """" |'\) @@@@ @@@@ |'\) ""|""""" / @@|@@@@@ / "| ""/ " /" @| @@/ @ /@ ~~~~~~~| "/ ,""~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~| @/ ,@@~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .... .... %,, %% ((,, )) %(< ?%% ( (< ?)) %% ~ %%% () ~ ))) |// __%_/ /_%%%% |// __)_/ /_)))) -\ ) / % %%% -\ ) / ) ))) |\/ (. )( .)%%\% |\/ (. )( .)))\) | \/ | %%% \ | \/ | ))) \ \ / %| %%% \ \ \ / )| ))) \ \ - %%/ , %%%% | / - ))/ , )))) | / % %%%\ :; ( )))\ :; %%( %%%% \| \ ()( )))) \| \ %%%% %%%% |'\) ())) )))) |'\) %%|%%%%% / ()|))))) / %| %%/ % /% (| ))/ ) /) ~~~~~~~| %/ ,%%~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~| )/ ,))~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .... S,, SS S(< ?SS SS ~ SSS |// __S_/ /_SSSS -\ ) / S SSS |\/ (. )( .)SS\S | \/ | SSS \ \ / S| SSS \ \ ` SS/ , SSSS | / S SSS\ :; SS( SSSS \| \ SSSS SSSS |'\) SS|SSSSS / S| SS/ S /S ~~~~~~~| S/ ,SS~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spanish-like lady? ___ //// @@@@/ . - . @,, @@@ . \ |./ . @(< ?@@@ .__\|/__. @@ ~ /@@@ |// __@_:::_@@@ -\ ) ((( ~ ((()) : \/(((((((((\ \ |_*\/ ###X#### \ \ \./ ###x### \_\_ ###### | */ #((()))# :_/ #(((())))# | \ (##((())))## '\) (##((()))###) ((##(()))###) ((##(()##)))) ((((####)))))) (((((###)))))) ((((((###)))))) (((((####))))) #*#*#*#*#*#*#* /.) (.\ _//( )\\_ b'ger ___ / ,_\ _____ / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \__________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | ____, | \,___________ | \ | \ ( \ |__ \ \ \ \ _)_ __________\/ \ \____/ | ) \ | _________ , | | / | / | / | / | /_ | / %%%% %%%%% | ) | \ %%% ,, %%%%%%%% \ / | / (< ?%%%% | / | / ^ .' /_/ | (_ ___ /(___ | ) /\ ~ /_\ \ / _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_ | / /\_/ \ x / \_/\ ____ /_/_____ \_/ ) x \ \_/ |_____________| __// /==o==\ \\__ ) _________ (____/__/___( - \___\__\___________ || ||____ ____| __\ ________ _____ || || \// \ / \_ \// || || //\ \ / \ //\ || b'ger || \\/ \_/ \ \\/ || || /\\ \ / | /\\ || || \// / _ | \// || ||____//\________| |_____//\______ ||_________||______________/ |______________ )___________( /\_________\ |_____________| / | | \ \=/ \=/ .. . $$$$$. $$O$$$$ , , $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ = $ __/ /_ / \ ~ |\ / //_)_) \ / /\ (_ \___ | / ) ,_\) -, \ |/ ('-,/-' \ \/ /(_ | \ /\|' | /| ' ' \ / | ' ' \ /| | _'___'__ \ / | ' | || ) ) ) | -o- || / / / |_______|| | / / |/ / ____________ = =____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger .. /_|_\ ~~~ ~ \,/\/ .. . I heard stories about bathing suits being stolen while people were sleeping on the beach, so I figured I'd better put mine in my purse. $$$$$. $$O$$$$ _ _ $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ ~ $ __/ /_ / ` ~ \ / / .).) \ / /\ ( \___ | / ) ,'. -, \ |/ ' '. \/ /(_ ' _| ' /\| | \ ' \ ' | \ | \ | ) ) ) / / / _,__,___ | / / | || |/|/ | -o- ||___./.(____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ..|_______|| /| /\ ~~~ ~ . \/ \/ .. . . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ //_ //// _\ _\\ .. . \ / ) \\\' >( |\ " Haaa... resting under \ |( ) _ ' )| \ the sun at last." \| \______/ /____/ | \ . .. |______ | \______| \ \ \_/_)_) \ \ \ .( \ . .. \ \ _|\-.________ \ \ \/ __\______ \ \ .. .. \ \| , \| \ \ `. ____.-'\ \ \ \ \ \ \ b'ger \______________`. \___\ . ) \ \ \ '-` _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) "Did someone said: nude girl" ( /\__~__|( /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . ____ /` ))) / `6 6 ) , > \___\ _=/ __/ /__ ===.__/`)__ _|\ \/ ,/ _)_)_\ /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) ``` Muse ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / / ~ \ /-_/ i ( (. ( . / /( /\__\ ( \_/ \ | ) ` \ \| / \_______ _(_/( \ `) // \ \_____/__/_ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / /_~ _/ \ /-_/ i ( (__(__)/ /( /\__\ ( \_/ \ | ) ` \ \| /_ ____\_______ _(_/( ' \/ | `) // \ \___|_/__/_ \_,__| ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ _____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /(^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , `__)-.\'__ ,___ ; / \':`/ \ /-_/ i | \ ): )/ /\' / /\ : | \_/ \ | | : | '-| /-.:_.\ _(_/( ) // | | __________ | |/| ________ | | | || || / | || b'ger || `._ \ || /VK || |`-.__.-< ||________|| )/ | / \|__--_____o| .'/ |/ ___/__|____\__ /(/ (\\ | | == : | ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------ ____,, )` ) _\ / ( "\" (___| =_/) ___/ /___ /` \__ _\`\ _ / /_/__)__) \_/_)-, / _/\ ( )/\____/_/ \ | \ ( \ | ) )\ _ /_/ (_.____\ /// / )/ ) \ | | \ | | )` )` ) / ( / \ / / )/)/ /(/'\ -----/_/ \_\---- b'ger with boyfriend... ____,, ,,,,, )` ) _\ / _ | / ( "\" '/' c (___| =_/) |_- | ___/ /___ ___\ \____ /` \__ _\`\ _ _ /` ~ `\ / /_/__)__) \_/_)-, ,-(_\_/ )._/_ . \ \ / _/\ ( )/\____(_/ \_)____/\ ) '\_ \ \ | \ ( )/ / | / \ | ) )\ / ___/ | / _ /_/ (_.____\ /|_/' \ \_\_ /// / )/ ) / \/ | \\\ \ | | | | / \ | | | | / )` )` ) (` ( `( / ( / \ ) \ \ / / \ \ / )/)/ )()( /(/'\ / '| \ -----/_/ \_\------ b'ger -----/ _|(_ \----- ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / /_~ _/ \ /-_/ i ( (__(__)/ /( /\__\ ( \_/ \ | ) ` \ \| /_ ____\_______ _(_/( ' \/ | `) // \ \___|_/__/_ \_,__| ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ oops, I guess you can't fool everyone.... / %%%%% %%%%%%% %%% 6(6 %%'%_=/%% __/%/_%% /` % \%% / /__) ) \___ (____,\ (\__/ \ )\/\-.__,\/\_ ( |_, ,_| \ | b'ger | \ | | \|_______| ) )) ___________ / `// |. |____| / // |. |:|___| | // |. |/___/ |// |______|____| ______((_________ __/__|__\__ ____ '---' [_______]___] Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / ____,, ___ //// _\ ,''. \ )C` '\' ^/^ )__) \ -_| ___ \=_ c ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / The monitor??? ____,, ___ I don't know where to //// _\ ,''. \ stick that... Wouldn't you )C` '\' O/O )__) prefer the mouse again? \ -_| ___ \=_ c -------' ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- or Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / Fine by me, as long ____,, ___ as you don't crash right //// _\ ,''. \ afterward. )C` '\' -/- )__) / \ -_| ___ \=' c / ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- ==================================================================== Note: ~~~~~ All this is becoming extremely confusing. Is this Joris & Sandra? Or is it two of "Joris aka Sandra's" computer friends doing some sort of course together? Or...is it Joris and/or Sandra...with a girlfriend or boyfriend respectively doing some sort of course together? TO BE CONTINUED PERHAPS...? Toodles,
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