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DEATHMATCH 2000 Alternative Elections(JRO)
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 11 Nov 2000
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|| AL GORE (D) | | George Bush (R) ||
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|"Larry King here, LIVE from West Palm Beach, Florida, where CNN and |
|the World Wrestling Federation have TEAMED UP to bring you tonight's |
|special, "Presidential" version of "SMACKDOWN". Tonight's Show will |
|highlight The Environmental Menace himself, Vice President Al - |
|1.6 Gallon - "Flusher" Gore, vs. The Govenor of Texas - Ayatollah of |
|Rock'n'Rolla - George "SOB"* Bush! For your viewing pleasure, Our |
|Candidates will Battle it Out in this "No-Holds-Barred" DEATHMATCH. |
|This time, it's for ALL THE VOTES! So, it's "Winner Take All" Night, |
|here in Florida..." |
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|* (Son of Bush) |
|________________________________________________________Oglesbee/2000|
Thanks to Mike for title and the Big Letters.
(I posted this because deja wasnt playing nice for John, and I used figwin fer the letters)
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