Ask Julia

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Rastus wrote in message <363...@Hair.net>...
>Look at the most recent original and �Adobe - ized� collection of nudes
>using the most beautiful and sexy Julia Hayes.
>
>http://www.vampire.to
>

Gee...... I jus doan knoe what your'n site has to do with astkey.  Nuthin', from
the looks of it.  An' it were sum kind of weirdo titty vampire site.  Wierd.
Oh.
An' I doan think peeple ought to even post these here titty pichers on the
innernet,
'lessen they is at least got titties as good as my wife's.  Her's is much, much
better
than your'n is.  An' I reckon I jus' have to mention it; if'n your teeth looks
as bad
as they do in your "artwork", then git to a dentist, an' fix yourse'f.

    $2000 fer a calender?  She-it fire!  You think peeple on this here askie
newsgroup
got that kinder money to waste?  Why do you thank they does asky?  Ain't even no
one
readin' or postin' to this here electronic-type news board 'bout askie, that can
even
'ford a camera. We have to make pichers on ol' typewritters an' such.  An' you
is also
beggin' fer $17 fer a 24"x17" pichers?  I doan care if they does show your
titties and
vamptfire teeth.  That ere only 2 feet by... by a little wider than an ol'
cinder block.
I kin buy a poster of Godzilla at the variety store, fer a lot less than than,
an' it's
bigger, too.

    Art?   Well, techno-glitz-pop-computer gunk.  So what?  I got kids that do
as good.
I want you to noe, though, that I have he'ped you out all I could.  I have done
down-saved
sum of yourn titty-vampire pichers of your own self, and used an ol' paint
program to add
a little improvement er two.  I will be glad to e-type mail them to you.  I
thank you look
much more gooder, with the addition of ah moustache, and a jazz beard to one
pictcher.

    I guess my complaints amounts to this:  I is awful sore, here this evenin',
on account
of my brother made me do most of the work today, on account of he said he di'nt
feel too
good.  I think he were jus' gettin' even with me, fer the last tyme I made him
do most of the
work, when we had to do it.  He is just that mean.

    But, I see liddle point in having this here vampire titty poster site, an'
askin' all
this here money, when I post cartoons fer free, when I am not too drunk.  Inna
'bout an
hour, I figger on bein' too drunk, agin.  I sent my wife to git me some
everclear, on
account of I is all out of store-bought hootch, an' hav not made no decent
likker since
the copper done rotted outta the coil on my still (that's the shits, you know?).
I done
ordered the reck-resite cooper tubin', but that there hardware supplier is as
slow as smoke
onna turd -- know what I mean?  Anyway, I ree-sorts to store-bought hootch,
lately.  An' the
knothead at the ol' likker store goes an' asks my wife fer Eye-Dee.  Oh, she is
some
flatterd... Hasn't happened to her, in six months.  Too bad she is gittin' old
as she is,
but she still looks younger than you vampire wimin.  I guess you doan git enough
rest, stayin'
up all night lak that.  I suppose that are why my wif ere got much better
knockers than
you-uns.

    Anyway, I figgers you would be happier, if'n you got to bed, an' saw a
dentist,
and wood not bug me with your links to your sales syte, where I can buy pichers
of
you, even if your titties ain't as good as my wife's, fer too much money that I
won't
pay, especial fer that calender, when I doan even got no camera an' I reckon no
one
else here do, either.


    Now, I will try this ol' store-bought hootch out, an' see if'n I kin git
me sum rest, on account of my back ere killin' me, fer above reasons, an' I is
plumb outta morphine.  Like enough, I will be inner happier mood inna few
minutes,
an' probably fall all inluv with your titty-pix.  If'n that happens, you kin
rite me at ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove to dee-scuss marriage, but it are
likely I doan need another wife, partickular one with teeth like that, which I
personal see as an incumberment to... jus' to a lotter things.  Sides, with
teeth like that, you might try bitin' the kids, er the dawg er sumthin'.  An
anyways, you mite not be happy here, havin' to compete with my wife with a
better
bust than you.

oh well...  it might work out.  Do you do windows?