Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 1997.
Xmas: cartoon strip
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 19 Dec 1997 - 21 Dec 1997
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
((())
(((()))
"Awright! It's ( o o )
time for chris'mas _\ - /_
dinner!" / \\_// \
\ / (_ _) \
\ ))) \ /~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\o/______|\\ \____jro
// \\ ||\\ ____ \
\\_// || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Not so fast, young man!
You march back and
wash those hands, ((())
first!" \ (((()))
() ( o o )
\_ _\ o /_
( \ / \\_// \
\ \ (_ _) \
))) \ //~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\ \____jro
// \ ||\\ ____ \
\\_| || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ()|
| | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| | | I don't unnerstand
| | / none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
| ()))) \ |
| \_/ \ |
| // \\ \ |
| \\_// \ |
| //\\ \ |
| (_)(_) \|_______jro
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
| | | |
| |
| | "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| | Claus... I've never seen
| | / any of 'em."
| |
| | (((()/)
| | \_/// | |
| | // / | |
| | \\_/ | |
| | ||| | |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
\
\ jro
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
Okay, I posted it last week ( or was it the week before?). But I think it's funny, anyway. 'Sides, I probably won't be around,
anymore this year.
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@fullnet.net-remove to reply
Its very funny. Thanks for posting it again! -Sarah
It's not often I really laugh out loud at something I read on the net...
But that was a scream =)
--
__________________
/ /\
/ P_r_o_s_p_e_r_o /::\
/_________________/:::/_________________
__\ \::/ /\
/ \_________________\/ tca...@itis.com /::\
/ Where does your /______________________/:::/
/ fist go when /\ \::/
/ you open it? /::\______________________\/
/_________________/:::/
\ \::/
\_________________\/
I am sorry to everyone. I don't know why that keeps cutting up the last frame of this cartoon. Here is a fixed one (I hope).
Thanks for patience..... JRO
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
((())
(((()))
"Awright! It's ( o o )
time for chris'mas _\ - /_
dinner!" / \\_// \
\ / (_ _) \
\ ))) \ /~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\o/______|\\ \____jro
// \\ ||\\ ____ \
\\_// || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Not so fast, young man!
You march back and
wash those hands, ((())
first!" \ (((()))
() ( o o )
\_ _\ o /_
( \ / \\_// \
\ \ (_ _) \
))) \ //~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\ \____jro
// \ ||\\ ____ \
\\_| || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ()|
| | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| | | I don't unnerstand
| | / none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
| ()))) \ |
| \_/ \ |
| // \\ \ |
| \\_// \ |
| //\\ \ |
| (_)(_) \|_______jro
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
| | | |
| |
| | "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| | Claus... I've never seen
| | / any of 'em."
| | )))
| | (((()/)
| | \_/// | |
| | // / | |
| | \\_/ | |
| | ||| | |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
\
\ jro
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
Okay, I posted it last week ( or was it the week before?). But I think it's funny, anyway. 'Sides, I probably won't be around,
anymore this year.
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@fullnet.net-remove to reply
Prospero wrote: > __________________ > / /\ > / P_r_o_s_p_e_r_o /::\ > /_________________/:::/_________________ > __\ \::/ /\ > / \_________________\/ tca...@itis.com /::\ > / Where does your /______________________/:::/ > / fist go when /\ \::/ > / you open it? /::\______________________\/ > /_________________/:::/ > \ \::/ > \_________________\/ > ^ | | Same place your lap goes when you stand up! -- __ / /\ / / \ jason arends / / /\ \ arends @ cns.uni.edu / / /\ \ \ www.math.uni.edu/~arends / /_/__\ \ \ /________\ \ \ \___________\/
On Sat, 20 Dec 1997, Jason Arends wrote: > Prospero wrote: > > / Where does your /______________________/:::/ > > / fist go when /\ \::/ > > / you open it? /::\______________________\/ > > Same place your lap goes when you stand up! Wisconson. -Nana
On Sat, 20 Dec 1997, Jason Arends wrote: .> Prospero wrote: .> > / Where does your /______________________/:::/ .> > / fist go when /\ \::/ .> > / you open it? /::\______________________\/ .> .> Same place your lap goes when you stand up! .Wisconsin. What is that supposed to mean? -Sarah :^/
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