Xmas: cartoon strip

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                        ((())
                       (((()))
    "Awright! It's     ( o o )
   time for chris'mas  _\ - /_
       dinner!"       / \\_// \
      \              / (_   _) \
       \ )))         \ /~~~~~\ /
        ( oo       ___/_______\________
  _______\o/______|\\                  \____jro
        // \\     ||\\        ____      \
        \\_//     || \\      |____|      \
        //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
       (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays



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 "Not so fast, young man!
  You march back and
  wash those hands,   ((())
    first!"       \  (((()))
               ()    ( o o )
                \_   _\ o /_
                ( \ / \\_// \
                 \ \ (_   _) \
       )))        \ //~~~~~\ /
      ( oo       ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\                  \____jro
      // \      ||\\        ____      \
      \\_|      || \\      |____|      \
      //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
     (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas


| |       |  |      |
| |       |  |      |
| |     ()|
| |       | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| |       |  I don't unnerstand
| |        /  none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
|     ())))   \     |
|      \_/     \    |
|     // \\     \   |
|     \\_//      \  |
|      //\\       \ |
|     (_)(_)       \|_______jro



happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear


| |         |   |
| |
| |     "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| |      Claus... I've never seen
| |        /  any of 'em."
| |

| | (((()/)
| |  \_///  |   |
| | //  /   |   |
| | \\_/    |   |
| |  |||    |   |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
                 \
                  \ jro


thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall

Okay, I posted it last week ( or was it the week before?).  But I think it's funny, anyway. 'Sides, I probably won't be around,
anymore this year.

Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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