Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Oct 1998.
Psychobabble[1]
alt.ascii-art
· 10 messages · 22 Oct 1998 - 24 Oct 1998
They say talking to oneself is the first sign of insanity. Isn't that right,
Sarah?
-Sarah
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____ Time : Thu Oct 22 11:04:49 1998
.X+. .
.Xx+-. . You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever
XXx++-.. count on having both at once. Lazarus Long (40)
XXxx++--..
`XXXxx+++--'
`XXXxxx'
""
Ojosh!ro wrote: > ' > ,---------------. > ( So what seems `---. > \ to be your problem? ) > ,-----. `-v-----------------' > `T(_)(.) ----' > | ,--.| _____ o88b8o > >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P > __/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ > (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' > |""| | | > `--' /`----'\ > > ' > ,---------------. > ( Well doctor... \ > ) People say I'm \ > ,-----. ( talking to myself ) > `T(.)(.) `---------v-------' > | ,--.| _____`- o88b8o > >-`""'\ / (_,-._) | "88P > __/ (")__(")_____/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ > (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' > |--| | | > `--' /`----'\ > > ' > ,------------------. > ( Oh, that's easily ) > \ helped. ,--------' > ,----- `-v-----' > `T(_)(.) ----' > | ,--.| _____ o88b8o > >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P > __/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ > (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' > |__| | | > `--' /`----'\ > > ' > ,-------------------------------. > ( I'll give you a cellphone, so ) > \ nobody will notice you're a / > ,-----. `-v---. raving lunatic! ,-----' > `T(-)(-) ---' `---------------' > | ,--.| L _____ o88b8o > >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P > __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ > (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' > | | | | > `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 > > -- > ____ Time : Thu Oct 22 11:04:49 1998 > .X+. . > .Xx+-. . You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever > XXx++-.. count on having both at once. Lazarus Long (40) > XXxx++--.. > `XXXxx+++--' > `XXXxxx' > "" Hey! that's Sigmund's twin brother, right? (see? I read "de Volkskrant" too) -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote:
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Yes, well...ehh... Siggy here is sure based on Sigmund...
Frankly I just needed a shrink.
(Okay, let it all come, I asked for it =)
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____ Time : Thu Oct 22 17:08:27 1998
.X+. .
.Xx+-. . All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant
XXx++-.. women and young children. All else is surplusage,
XXxx++--.. excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can -- and
`XXXxx+++--' must -- be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime
`XXXxxx' function. As racial survival is the only universal
"" morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to
formulate a "perfect society" on any foundation other than "Women and
children first!" is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal.
Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried
endlessly -- and no doubt will keep on trying. Lazarus Long (27)
It doesn't bother me, and I'm not crazy. JRO
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote: >They say talking to oneself is the first sign of insanity. Isn't that right, >Sarah? > -Sarah Who are you talking to then Sarah?Sarah? And whySarah? And about who's posting Sarah? " Que Sarah, Sarah, whatever will be will be The future's not ours to see, que serah, sera. " Later,
>Message-id: <362...@lunatech.com> >Frankly I just needed a shrink. .------------------------. | PSYCHIATRIC | | HELP 5� | |________________________| || .-"""--. || || / \.-. || || | ._, \ || || \_/`-' '-.,_/ || || (_ (' _)') \ || || /| |\ || || | \ __ / | || || \_).,_____,/}/ || __||____;_--'___'/ ( || |\ || (__,\\ \_/------|| ||\||______________________|| |||| | |||| THE DOCTOR | \||| IS [IN] _____| \|| (______) jgs `|___________________//||\\ //=||=\\ ` `` ` -joan -- _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. WHAT'S THE BUZZ? / \-/ \ .--{___}--. joan stark ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. <spu...@juno.com> .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ jgs \__/-\__/ ASCII ART GALLERY: ' (@I@) ' http://www.ascii-art.com ~^~
On Thu, 22 Oct 1998 12:03:49 +0200, "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: >' > ,---------------. > ( So what seems `---. > \ to be your problem? ) > ,-----. `-v-----------------' > `T(_)(.) ----' > | ,--.| _____ o88b8o > >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P >__/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ >(__) \____\ `---' | ' |' >|""| | | >`--' /`----'\ > > ' > ,---------------. > ( Well doctor... \ > ) People say I'm \ > ,-----. ( talking to myself ) > `T(.)(.) `---------v-------' > | ,--.| _____`- o88b8o > >-`""'\ / (_,-._) | "88P >__/ (")__(")_____/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ >(__) \____\ `---' | ' |' >|--| | | >`--' /`----'\ > [snip] >' > ,-------------------------------. > ( I'll give you a cellphone, so ) > \ nobody will notice you're a / > ,-----. `-v---. raving lunatic! ,-----' > `T(-)(-) ---' `---------------' > | ,--.| L _____ o88b8o > >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P >__/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ >(__) \____\ `---' | ' |' >| | | | >`--' /`----'\ Ojo98 > i heard another joke some time before: ' ,---------------. ( So what seems `---. \ to be your problem? ) ,-----. `-v-----------------' `T(_)(.) ----' | ,--.| _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P __/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' |""| | | `--' /`----'\ ' ,-----------------------------. ( Well doctor....I always hear \ ) people talking to me. But when ) ,-----. ( I turn around, I see nobody. / `T(.)(.) `---------v-------------------' | ,--.| _____`- o88b8o >-`""'\ / (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")__(")_____/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' |--| | | `--' /`----'\ ' ,--------------------------. ( Oh, that can be serious! `-. \ When usually does it happen? ) ,----- `-v--------------------------' `T(,)(,) ----' | ,--.| _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P __/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' |__| | | `--' /`----'\ ' .----------------------------. ,-----. ( Whenever I use the phone... ) `T(-)(-) `---------v------------------' | ,--.| L _____ `-o88b8o >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' | | | | `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 cheers, glory :) _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ ,-./| Glory P Y Yip |\,-. ' / )| aka. Glory Moon |( \ _`. ,`/ |,`| <glory@ |`.| \,_\ _,;/_|' | nettaxi.com> | `\._\_|gpyy ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
On Thu, 22 Oct 1998 05:10:48 -0600, "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote: >They say talking to oneself is the first sign of insanity. Isn't that right, >Sarah? > -Sarah > "They" must have been talking to themselves when "They" said that. ~Dan -- Web: http://www.uplink.clara.net Email: dan...@bigfoot.com ICQ#: 15212336
On 23 Oct 1998 03:53:29 GMT, spu...@aol.comASCIIart (Spunk1111) wrote: >>Message-id: <362...@lunatech.com> > >>Frankly I just needed a shrink. <snip> Hehe, something a bit more literal now, something I just sketched: | ##### | | ' ##### ' | <--Hydraulic Press |' ##### ' | |::::#######::::| |###############| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | | __~ (oo) O /(==)\ | | <-- unfortunate person _______*__*_____________ ~Dan -- Web: http://www.uplink.clara.net Email: dan...@bigfoot.com ICQ#: 15212336
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