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>		GET A REAL JOB!



 
> DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!
> Copy this message to your hard disk now, print it and read it.
> 
> MAKE A FORTUNE - AND THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
> 
> TAKE JUST 5 MINUTES TO READ THIS AND SEE.
> 
> This is the newest updated version.
> 
> As I was surfing the net, I read all these postings on how you can make
> over $50,000, even $800,000.  Well I believe that if all goes well, and you
> follow the rules EXACTLY, it will work. Just follow the instructions given
> in this letter, and you to can make over $800,000, perfectly legally
> according to USA Post Office Laws (read on for specifics).
> Don't look at this as a scam, but rather as a true-to-life example to test
> the above statement. It will only cost you $6 dollars plus 6 stamps, and a
> few hours of your time. Thus, there is some effort involved, because
> nothing in life is absolutely free. Are you ready and willing to accept
> that you deserve to receive a fair amount of money? If so, please continue
> reading. But if you think this is just another scam, I suggest that you
> don't try it.
> 
> PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A 6-PERSON LIST, NOT THE USUAL 5.
> 
> PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CHEAT THIS PROGRAM. JUST ADD ONE NAME AND REPOST THE
> ARTICLE.  IF YOU DO NOT IT WILL NOT WORK, AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE
> LIST! FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS AND JOIN US IN A GREAT OPPORTUNITY!
> 
> The program has been revised and you will notice six names instead of five.
> The reason for this is the flood of five name programs and the sixth name
> will add $50000 to $100000. This is proven mathematically and in my bank
> account. I never really thought that this program would work, but it does
> and it will for you too. Just be patient and follow the directions exactly
> as they are stated.
> 
> Print this article now, so you have all the information for your version.
> Remember to keep the names right. Let's go!
> 
> STEP 1
> Invest your US$6 by writing your name and address on six separate pieces of
> paper along with the words:
> "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST".
> (This way, you are not just sending a dollar to someone; you are paying for
> a legitimate service.)
> 
> People have asked me if this is really legal.  It is! You are using the
> Internet to advertise your business.  What is that business?  You are
> assembling a mailing list of people who are interested in home based
> computer and on-line businesses and methods of generating income at home.
> Remember - people send you a small fee to be added to your list. It is
> legal. What will you do with your list of thousands of names?  That's up to
> you.
> 
> THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY THAT IS COVERED
> IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY LAWS.
> 
> Now, please follow the given steps exactly to receive your desired amount
> of money:
> 
> Immediately send $1 US cash (a one-dollar bill, no checks, and no orders)
> to each of the 6 people on the list below. Wrap this dollar in a note with
> the words: "Please put me on your mailing list"
> 
> Also, to discourage those who prey on cash in the mail, be sure the bill is
> completely hidden by the note. A woven envelope is recommended.
> 
> Include your address. You do not need to include your name. This is the key
> to the program! Also, let each person know what number they are in your
> letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the $1.00 from. Make
> sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you, either on computer
> or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes that people send to
> you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service, and should the
> IRS or some other government agency question you, you can provide them with
> this proof. Therefore, you will start a list of all the people who send you
> a dollar requesting to be added to a mailing list. Actually, you will want
> to safeguard this list because it can generate even better responses and
> much more later! Fold a $1 bill inside each paper, and mail them by
> standard mail to the following six addresses:
> 
> 1. J. DiMauro
>     89 East Squire Dr. Apt. 1
>     Rochester, NY 14623
>              USA
> 
> 2. C. Conner
>     1433-3 East Shipley Ferry Rd
>     Kingsport, TN 37663
>             USA
> 
> 3.      Jerry D.
>      30 R. Valle Street
>      Taytay, Rizal 1920
>      Philippines
> 
> 4.  B.Brami
>     via Renon 33/c
>     39100  Bolzano
>      Italy
> 
> 5. C.Emily
>     5831 Fair Oaks Blvd. #27
>     Carmichael, CA 95608
>         USA
> 
> 6. T. v.d. Heuvel
>      30 Charles Street
>      Ottawa ON K1M 1R2
>        Canada
> 
> STEP 2
> 
> Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up. This
> way #6 becomes #5 and so on. Put your name and address as the #6 on the
> list. If you want to remain anonymous, put a nickname, but the address MUST
> be correct. It, of course, MUST contain your country, state/district/area,
> zip code, etc, because there are some idiots who don't put their COUNTRY!!!
> You wouldn't want your money to fly away, would you?!?!. Remember to take
> #1 off and change the numbers so #2 becomes #1,  #3 becomes #2, #4 becomes
> #3, #5 becomes #4 and #6 becomes #5 and you become #6.
> 
> STEP 3
> 
> Now post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups or better yet get
> your own homepage and advertise it. Tripod homepages and Geocities
> homepages are both free and wonderful.
> 
> Remember, 200 postings is just a guideline. The more you post, the more
> money you make! Don't know how to post? Don't worry, I'm explaining that in
> an extra section at the end of the letter.
> 
> LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU CAN MAKE.
> 
> How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?  Assume for the sake
> of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.  This is very conservative; my
> first attempt was about 9.5%, and my second was over 11%.
> 1. You send out 200 letters, and 15 people (7.5% x 200) will send you $1
> each. $15.00
> 
> 2. Those 15 send out 200 letters each, and 225 people will send you $1
> each. $225.00
> 
> 3. Those 225 send out 200 letters each, and 3,375 people will send you $1
> each. $3,375.00.
> 
> 4. Those 3,375 send out 200 letters each, and 50,625 people will send you
> $1 each. $50,625.00
> 
> 5. Those 50,625 send out 200 letters each, and 759,375 people will send you
> $1 each. $759,375.00
> 
> TOTAL $813,615.00!!  If those figures sound incredibly high, figure that
> even with half the return rate, or even a quarter, the total is still
> spectacular.  It works every time, but how well will depend on how many
> letters you send. In the above example you mailed out 200 letters. This
> sounds like "pie in the sky," but the numbers add up, and with over 40
> million people on the NET, it works!  TIP:  For an even greater return,
> post to MORE than 250 newsgroups initially; try for 300-350.  When your
> name drops off a list, simply access another message from a newsgroup and
> start the process over again.
> 
> Post the new article to at least 250 newsgroups. Remember, the more you
> post, the more people see, and the more you get. There are at least 25,000
> newsgroups at any one time. This is a $7.92 investment. It takes about a
> week or so to start seeing a return- so be patient. The cash should flow
> for about 3 months. At that point, simply add your name to the list and
> start over. I've done this three times and now I can quit my job and start
> investing in real estate full time. I assure you this can work. If you
> mailed out 500 letters, you could have received even more!
> 
> Check the math yourself, but I guarantee it's correct.  With this kind of
> return, you have got to give it a try!  Try it once, and you'll do it
> again. Just make sure you send a dollar to each of the addresses on the
> list above with a note asking to be added to their mailing list.
> 
> Together we will all prosper and we will be able to share our wealth with
> those less fortunate than ourselves.
> 
> GOOD LUCK!!
> 
>  ------------------------------------------------------------------------> 
> HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER:
> 
>              The fastest way to post a newsletter:
> 
> Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the text of this posted message and PASTE
> (Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Wordpad) and save it. After you
> have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY (Ctrl-C)
> and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition window, after
> selecting a newsgroup, and post it! (Or you can attach the file, without
> writing anything to the message window.)
> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> 
> If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following:
> 
> 1. Click on any newsgroup like normal, then click on 'TO NEWS'. This will
> bring up a box to type a message in.
> 
> 2. Leave the newsgroup box like it is, change the subject box to something
> flashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED CASH $$$?!! READ
> HERE!$!$!$" or "$$$!!!MAKE FAST CASH, YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!$$$".
> 
> 3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your file
> on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once you find
> it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should now see your
> file name in the attachments box.
> 
> 4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to
> go!!!(Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get used to it.)
> 
> NOTE: All the versions of Netscape Navigator's are similar to each other,
> so you'll have no problem to do this if you don't have Netscape Navigator
> 3.0.
> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> 
>                    !QUICK TIP!
> 
>     (For Netscape Navigator 3.x and above)
> 
> You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time, by simply selecting
> a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT, and then
> select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen. All of the newsgroups in
> between will be selected. After that, you follow the basic steps, stated
> below at this letter, except of step #1. You can go to the page stated
> below in this letter and click on a newsgroup to open up the newsgroups
> window. Once you've done this, in the same window go to 'OPTIONS', and then
> mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and 'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you can see all the
> newsgroups and you can apply the above tip easier.
> 
> NOTES:
> 
> PLEASE NEVER post to many more than 10 with any one message since the
> resulting long lines of newsgroup listings at the top of EVERY message will
> annoy many AND will vastly reduce the effectiveness of your posting.
> Remember, POST your letter to APPROPRIATE places.
> 
>  ------------------------------------------------------------------------> 
> I you have MS Internet Explorer do the following:
> 
> 1/ Go to the newsgroups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window type
> your headline in the subject area and then click in the large window below.
> There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied from the text
> editor), or attach the file which contains it.
> 
> 2/ Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'.
> 
> NOTE: All versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so
> you won't have any problem doing this.