Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 31 Jul 1999.
Rowdy Visits New York #1
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 31 Jul 1999 - 30 Sep 1999
I figgered that this here askii noosegroup was lookin' kinder
bleak, lately. So, I hope re-runnin' these old kartoons will
he'p. I know I ain't been doin' my share of postin' new cartoons
recently, but I should be back to makin' plenty of new ones, in
about a month.
Oh... and about Rowdy #1.... I cain't post it, for some odd
reason. Even totally ree-ritin' the thing doesn't seem to work.
If anyone has it, and would re-run it fer me, I'd purely 'preciated
it.
And by the way; if you have an ascii art website, you should
join the ascii art webring. It works, now. Krogg and Martin help
me run it, on occasion. If you need help or information about it,
drop me a line.
Be good,
JRO
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
P.S.: Maybe folks shouldn't re-run Rowdy Visits New York #1 for me....
The language was just terribole.
Jonathon, sorry, but Rowdy #1 should not be overlooked, even if it is
a bit earthy----laffing!
smilin'
Prudence
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| "Howdy, Miss! Nice day. Right pretty |
| dress you have there... I'm a stranger |
| to these here parts, and I'd be right |
| proud if'n you'd care to join me fer |
| lunch. How 'bout we see if we kin |
| choke down a dawg or two?" |
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"Thankyou, garcon. I do
care to order now..."
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| |\ |\ |\ | would like the virgin
| |_\|_\|_\ | fowl. Make certain it
| _|__|__|__ | is a virgin fowl; check
|~~~\_________|~| it yourself...."
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_______________ "..And with that, I would
| |\ |\ |\ | prefer a Chateau Latour. Make
| |_\|_\|_\ | certain it is a Latour; taste
| _|__|__|__ | it yourself before serving..."
|~~~\_________|~| \
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| |_\|_\|_\ | There must be a cowboy in
| _|__|__|__ | the house."
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| |~~~\__ like to order now, Garson." |
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"BRING ME A DUCK! A WELL-FUCKED DUCK!
MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-FUCKED, FUCKIT
YOURSELF! AND I'D LIKE A GLASS OF
HORSEPISS TO DRINK! MAKE SURE IT'S
PISS, SON - PISS IT YOURSELF IF YOU
HAVE TO! AND KNOCK A WALL DOWN! I
SMELL A CUNT! THERE'S A WHORE IN
THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!!!"
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(()) ('o_o') | |
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| \__/ / \/|\/ \ /| |
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| |
| "Joe, I've got a couple of new |
| orders here that I'm afraid |
| we're going to have a little |
| trouble filling..." |
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| (()) |___| |
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