Rowdy Visits New York #1
From Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam>
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· 1 Aug 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Jonathon, sorry, but Rowdy #1 should not be overlooked, even if it is
a bit earthy----laffing!
smilin'
Prudence
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| "Howdy, Miss! Nice day. Right pretty |
| dress you have there... I'm a stranger |
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| proud if'n you'd care to join me fer |
| lunch. How 'bout we see if we kin |
| choke down a dawg or two?" |
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"BRING ME A DUCK! A WELL-FUCKED DUCK!
MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-FUCKED, FUCKIT
YOURSELF! AND I'D LIKE A GLASS OF
HORSEPISS TO DRINK! MAKE SURE IT'S
PISS, SON - PISS IT YOURSELF IF YOU
HAVE TO! AND KNOCK A WALL DOWN! I
SMELL A CUNT! THERE'S A WHORE IN
THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!!!"
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| "Joe, I've got a couple of new |
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