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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Oct 1997.
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The Drunks #5: cartoon strip

The Drunks #5: cartoon strip

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 15 Oct 1997
Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@fullnet.net-removetoreply> ASCII art 15 Oct 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report 
            "Listen to this, George: Singapore officials
             have banned the sale of the new Janet Jackson
             album, citing that the content was immoral and
                           disgusting."
                                 \
             ______               \
 "GLUG      |______|___            \
    GLUG   (_)     ||.'\
     GLUG" (_)_____||.''\             ______________________
          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           |          | DAILY RAG |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          |Protesters|===========|
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |don't like| Singapore |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        |Plutonium | banns the |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       | on Space | new Janet |
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |  Probe.  | Jackson   |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          | album.    |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_Dog Bites|          _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__) Man!   |EXCLUSIVE(__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)ANOTHER |   man   (__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ 
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          |           |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___  
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /

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                     " HIC! "
           __________ /
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |Protesters|===========|
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |don't like| Singapore |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Plutonium | banns the |
          \  ///\\\  /               | on Space | new Janet |
      ____/\________/\____           |  Probe.  | Jackson   |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          | album.    |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites|          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |EXCLUSIVE(__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |   man   (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| eats dog(__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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"Immoral and disgusting, huh?"
       \
        \  __________                  _____     "GLUG     
          //////////\\                \     \      GLUG
         ////////// \\\                \~~~~(_)     GLUG"
        /// __    __ \\\              __\___(__)____________
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |          | DAILY RAG |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Protesters|===========|
          \  ///\\\  /               |don't like| Singapore |
__________/\________/\____           |Plutonium | banns the |
`.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\__________| on Space | new Janet |__
. '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \         |  Probe.  | Jackson  _|
________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \        |          | album.  (__)
       /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\       | Dog Eats |         (__)
______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\______|   Man!   |EXCLUSIVE(__)__
      |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./      |  ANOTHER |   man     |
______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| bites dog |__
      |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /        |          |           |
      |'. `. . ' . .' /____/         |__________|___________|
      /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
    /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

                       "That's what they're saying."
           __________                 \
          //////////\\                _\____________________
         ////////// \\\              |          | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |Protesters|===========|
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |don't like| Singapore |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Plutonium | banns the |
          \  ///\\\  /               | on Space | new Janet |
      ____/\________/\____           |  Probe.  | Janitor   |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          | album.    |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites|          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |EXCLUSIVE(__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |   man   (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

    "Maybe they're just using that as an excuse,
     Walter, because someone over there finally
     developed a little muscial taste."
                     /
                    /
           __________
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |Plutonium |===========|
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |don't like| Singapore |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Protestors| banns the |
          \  ///\\\  /               | on Space | new Janet |
      ____/\________/\____           |  Probe.  | Jackson   |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          | album.    |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites|          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |EXCLUSIVE(__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |   man   (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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