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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Aug 1999.
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Watsit #8

Watsit #8

alt.ascii-art · 19 messages · 11 Aug 1999 - 15 Aug 1999
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 11 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Watsit#8

     ()
    _||_
   (_II_)
     ||
############

So what _IS_ it?


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Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 11 Aug 1999, Krogg wrote:

> Watsit#8
> 
>      ()
>     _||_
>    (_II_)
>      ||
> ############
> 
> So what _IS_ it?
> 
..a female in those old-fashioned "side bustles"..before putting dress
over them??

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a kid holding a skateboard?

Jaded
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message
news:37B...@gtcom.net...
> Amykate wrote:
> >
> > In article <37B...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net
wrote:
> > >Watsit#8
> > >
> > >     ()
> > >    _||_
> > >   (_II_)
> > >     ||
> > >############
> > >
> > >So what _IS_ it?
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Two pregnant women standing back to back.
> LOL,good guess,but no banana
>
>
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A sword stuck in the ground so that all you can see is the handle and
hilt.

Krogg wrote:
> 
> Watsit#8
> 
>      ()
>     _||_
>    (_II_)
>      ||
> ############
> 
> So what _IS_ it?
> 
> --
> 
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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JadedThought wrote:
> 

> a kid holding a skateboard?

> kro...@gtcom.net  wrote:
> > > >Watsit#8
> > > >
> > > >     ()
> > > >    _||_
> > > >   (_II_)
> > > >     ||
> > > >############
> > > >
> > > >So what _IS_ it?

Good guess,but far off from the goal.



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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Josh Meekhof wrote:
> 
> A sword stuck in the ground so that all you can see is the handle and
> hilt.
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> >
> > Watsit#8
> >
> >      ()
> >     _||_
> >    (_II_)
> >      ||
> > ############
> >
> > So what _IS_ it?


ANOTHER really good guess,but i am going to have to
give a hint.

Its a woman,but a specific woman,and its a very
common joke about her............

Ya'll keep guessing.



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On Thu, 12 Aug 1999, Geraldine Jones wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Aug 1999, Krogg wrote:
> > Watsit#8
> > 
> >      ()
> >     _||_
> >    (_II_)
> >      ||
> > ############
> > So what _IS_ it?
> > 
> ..a female in those old-fashioned "side bustles"..before putting dress
> over them??

..Guess #2...Oprah before dieting??
> 
> *--------------------------------*
> |  {"}   Geraldine  Jones   {"}  |
> |  \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca \|/  |
> *--------------------------------*
     

Krogg wrote:
> 
> Watsit#8
> 
>      ()
>     _||_
>    (_II_)
>      ||
> ############
> 
> So what _IS_ it?
> 

http://gallery.uunet.be/emmymay/marilyn/marilyn15.jpg

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Amykate <amy...@nospammail.com> ASCII art 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37B...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
>Watsit#8
>
>     ()
>    _||_
>   (_II_)
>     ||
>############
>
>So what _IS_ it?
>
>

Two pregnant women standing back to back.


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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> >
> > Watsit#8
> >
> >      ()
> >     _||_
> >    (_II_)
> >      ||
> > ############
> >
> > So what _IS_ it?
> >
> 
> http://gallery.uunet.be/emmymay/marilyn/marilyn15.jpg
> 
Not quite,but explainingwhy its not too far off
would be too much of a hint.



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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Amykate wrote:
> 
> In article <37B...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> >Watsit#8
> >
> >     ()
> >    _||_
> >   (_II_)
> >     ||
> >############
> >
> >So what _IS_ it?
> >
> >
> 
> Two pregnant women standing back to back.
LOL,good guess,but no banana


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Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37b...@news.mdc.net>, Amykate <amy...@nospammail.com>
writes
>>
>>     ()
>>    _||_
>>   (_II_)
>>     ||
>>############
>>
>>So what _IS_ it?
>>
>>
>
>Two pregnant women standing back to back.

               ()
           -. _||_.-
             (_II_)
              _||_
##############################
                              Two fat men about to fight a duel.





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> > > Watsit#8
> > >
> > >      ()
> > >     _||_
> > >    (_II_)
> > >      ||
> > > ############
> > >
> > > So what _IS_ it?
>
> Its a woman,but a specific woman,and its a very
> common joke about her............


Someone with a big butt..

Andrew

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 13 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Geraldine Jones wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 12 Aug 1999, Geraldine Jones wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Aug 1999, Krogg wrote:
> > > Watsit#8
> > >
> > >      ()
> > >     _||_
> > >    (_II_)
> > >      ||
> > > ############
> > > So what _IS_ it?
> > >
> > ..a female in those old-fashioned "side bustles"..before putting dress
> > over them??
> 
> ..Guess #2...Oprah before dieting??

No....getting warmer i think....



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|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 13 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Andrew Carpenter wrote:
> 
> > > > Watsit#8
> > > >
> > > >      ()
> > > >     _||_
> > > >    (_II_)
> > > >      ||
> > > > ############
> > > >
> > > > So what _IS_ it?
> >
> > Its a woman,but a specific woman,and its a very
> > common joke about her............
> 
> Someone with a big butt..
> 
> Andrew

NO.....
New hint....the thing in the middle is a light pole.

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|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
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Krogg wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > Krogg wrote:
> > >
> > > Watsit#8
> > >
> > >      ()
> > >     _||_
> > >    (_II_)
> > >      ||
> > > ############
> > >
> > > So what _IS_ it?
> > >
> >
> > http://gallery.uunet.be/emmymay/marilyn/marilyn15.jpg
> >
> Not quite,but explainingwhy its not too far off
> would be too much of a hint.
> 

So it's the right idea but the wrong person?


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Amykate <amy...@nospammail.com> ASCII art 13 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37B...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
>Andrew Carpenter wrote:
>> 
>> > > > Watsit#8
>> > > >
>> > > >      ()
>> > > >     _||_
>> > > >    (_II_)
>> > > >      ||
>> > > > ############
>> > > >
>> > > > So what _IS_ it?
>> >
>> > Its a woman,but a specific woman,and its a very
>> > common joke about her............
>> 
>> Someone with a big butt..
>> 
>> Andrew
>
>NO.....
>New hint....the thing in the middle is a light pole.

It's Dolly Parton walking into a lightpole!!!

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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 15 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > Krogg wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Watsit#8
> > > >
> > > >      ()
> > > >     _||_
> > > >    (_II_)
> > > >      ||
> > > > ############
> > > >
> > > > So what _IS_ it?
> > > >
> > >
> > > http://gallery.uunet.be/emmymay/marilyn/marilyn15.jpg
> > >
> > Not quite,but explainingwhy its not too far off
> > would be too much of a hint.
> >
> 
> So it's the right idea but the wrong person?
> 
> --
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Amykate finally guessed it....check further in the thread.



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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 15 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Amykate wrote:
> 
> In article <37B...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> >Andrew Carpenter wrote:
> >>
> >> > > > Watsit#8
> >> > > >
> >> > > >      ()
> >> > > >     _||_
> >> > > >    (_II_)
> >> > > >      ||
> >> > > > ############
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So what _IS_ it?
> >> >
> >> > Its a woman,but a specific woman,and its a very
> >> > common joke about her............
> >>
> >> Someone with a big butt..
> >>
> >> Andrew
> >
> >NO.....
> >New hint....the thing in the middle is a light pole.
> 
> It's Dolly Parton walking into a lightpole!!!

YES...
> 
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>            \ <> )                    |__/
>           __) (__ akg              amy...@mail.com
>               Mae West - I've been things and done places.

Congradulations for figuring out what it was.
Here is your prize.

A Piece of bungie cord to strap things down with.

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|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
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