The DOAMS Machines (tm)

pau...@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de (Paul Foerster) wrote:


> Incidentally, what the hell is a DOAMS MACHINE?  


This posting appeared in sci.physics towards the end of June 1994.  
The author was attacking the credibility of the physicist 
LP (Ludwig Plutonium) : 

----------------------  The DOAMS machines (tm) -------------------

t2h...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca wrote:

:   Everyone please be aware that LP is a fake just as Einstein, 
: Dirac, Planck, and Feynman are fakes. They do not realize the fact 
: that the HENRY HYDROGEN TOTALITY has precedence over all other 
: present day theories.  

: Why is this?  Because I, HENRY HYDROGEN, have discovered the 
: source of infinite harnessable energy! With the use of my DOAMS 
: machines (tm) I have been able to put n = 0, for the energy levels 
: of HYDROGEN! The DOAMS machine makes this all possible!  

:   Everything else is just drivel! I HENRY HYDROGEN _not_ Ludwig 
: Plutonium am the true kind of physics. I slap you in the face 
: Ludwig PLutonium, for your false, misconceived notions and your 
: pretence to it's validity. 

: The DOAMS machines RULES!  


: small model of the DOAMS machine which allows me extract infinite 
: energy from samples of Hydrogen....  

: /-------\
: | () () |
: |   -   |
: |  ()   |
: \-------/

: I continue the challenge for anyone to prove me wrong!!!!


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.....and here is the latest fullsize version, the DOAMS Mach 2 :


________                 ***
`~~~\__ |            **** | ****
       ||         *** | | | | | ***
       ||     []**| | | | | | | | |**[]
       ||     []* | | | | | | | | | *[]
       || ****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^****
       || ****   __|__                 ****
       ||__***   \___/                 ***
        ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
                *   #############   *
                  *****************

                 DOAMS MACH 2 - 1994


I suspect that HENRY HYDROGEN is an alias for the inventor's real 
name which is "t2huynh". With a name like that he must have some 
exceptional knowledge.


Hope this helps !  :-)


Bye,

Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:

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>t2h...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca wrote:
	He wrote some pretty DUMB stuff!

>:   Everyone please be aware that LP is a fake just as Einstein, 
>: Dirac, Planck, and Feynman are fakes. They do not realize the fact 
>: that the HENRY HYDROGEN TOTALITY has precedence over all other 
>: present day theories.  

	Hey - you forgot Newton!  And what happened to Oppenheimer.  

>: machines (tm) I have been able to put n = 0, for the energy levels 
>: of HYDROGEN! The DOAMS machine makes this all possible!  

	COOL!  DUDE!  -   LIKE YOU STOPPED PERPETUAL MOTION!  Does this like 
mean that Bohr was wrong - and quanta are just a figment of our imagination.  And perhaps he just really live in back time.    A place where the EPR paradoxes hold true!  This man is like TOTALLY narly!

>: /-------\
>: | () () |
>: |   -   |
>: |  ()   |
>: \-------/

	Personally - it looks more like a flux capacitor!

>: I continue the challenge for anyone to prove me wrong!!!!
	

>I suspect that HENRY HYDROGEN is an alias for the inventor's real 
>name which is "t2huynh". With a name like that he must have some 
>exceptional knowledge.

	Henry Hydrogen is  a putz.  It looks more like a flux capacitor than anything else.  Which bring me to my next point, - uh can anybody do a wuick ascii art of the flux capcitor - I want to use it in my sig!

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