The DOAMS Machines (tm)
From Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz>
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· 30 Jul 1994 05:11 · View full thread
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pau...@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de (Paul Foerster) wrote:
> Incidentally, what the hell is a DOAMS MACHINE?
This posting appeared in sci.physics towards the end of June 1994.
The author was attacking the credibility of the physicist
LP (Ludwig Plutonium) :
---------------------- The DOAMS machines (tm) -------------------
t2h...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca wrote:
: Everyone please be aware that LP is a fake just as Einstein,
: Dirac, Planck, and Feynman are fakes. They do not realize the fact
: that the HENRY HYDROGEN TOTALITY has precedence over all other
: present day theories.
: Why is this? Because I, HENRY HYDROGEN, have discovered the
: source of infinite harnessable energy! With the use of my DOAMS
: machines (tm) I have been able to put n = 0, for the energy levels
: of HYDROGEN! The DOAMS machine makes this all possible!
: Everything else is just drivel! I HENRY HYDROGEN _not_ Ludwig
: Plutonium am the true kind of physics. I slap you in the face
: Ludwig PLutonium, for your false, misconceived notions and your
: pretence to it's validity.
: The DOAMS machines RULES!
: small model of the DOAMS machine which allows me extract infinite
: energy from samples of Hydrogen....
: /-------\
: | () () |
: | - |
: | () |
: \-------/
: I continue the challenge for anyone to prove me wrong!!!!
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.....and here is the latest fullsize version, the DOAMS Mach 2 :
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DOAMS MACH 2 - 1994
I suspect that HENRY HYDROGEN is an alias for the inventor's real
name which is "t2huynh". With a name like that he must have some
exceptional knowledge.
Hope this helps ! :-)
Bye,
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