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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Jun 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Jun 3

ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Jun 3

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 4 Jun 2004 - 4 Jun 2004
"Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
<snip>
>    \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
>     `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
>       \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
>         \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
>          \(    /'
>           )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
>           | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
            |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
            ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT

Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
I just on the Tran frequency just then?

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 07:18 GMT, Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> blubbered:
> "Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
><snip>
>>    \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>     `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
>>       \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
>>         \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
>>          \(    /'
>>           )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
>>           | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
>             |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
>             ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
> 
> Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
> I just on the Tran frequency just then?

This must be user-dependent. What I saw read:

             |(  axiac      BUT SEWING YOUR MOUTH
             ||             WOULD BE FINE, YOU DUMB SLUT

drax <dra...@hotmail.com> 4 Jun 2004 15:27 · permalink
"Sinister Midget" <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in message
news:slr...@home.harry.net...
> On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 07:18 GMT, Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com>
blubbered:
> > "Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
> >  news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
> ><snip>
> >>    \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
> >>     `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
> >>       \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
> >>         \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
> >>          \(    /'
> >>           )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
> >>           | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
> >             |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
> >             ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
> >
> > Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
> > I just on the Tran frequency just then?
>
> This must be user-dependent. What I saw read:
>
>              |(  axiac      BUT SEWING YOUR MOUTH
>              ||             WOULD BE FINE, YOU DUMB SLUT
>


definitely user dependent.

               |(             BUT AT LEAST YOU WOULDN'T
               ||             BE AS MUCH OF A SLUT

drax

drax wrote:

> "Sinister Midget" <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in message
> news:slr...@home.harry.net...
> 
>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 07:18 GMT, Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com>
> 
> blubbered:
> 
>>>"Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>>> news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>   \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>>>    `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
>>>>      \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
>>>>        \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
>>>>         \(    /'
>>>>          )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
>>>>          | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
>>>
>>>            |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
>>>            ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
>>>
>>>Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
>>>I just on the Tran frequency just then?
>>
>>This must be user-dependent. What I saw read:
>>
>>             |(  axiac      BUT SEWING YOUR MOUTH
>>             ||             WOULD BE FINE, YOU DUMB SLUT
>>
> 
> 
> 
> definitely user dependent.
> 
>                |(             BUT AT LEAST YOU WOULDN'T
>                ||             BE AS MUCH OF A SLUT
> 
> drax
> 
> 

Weird!  I got:


                 |(             IT'S BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF A MAN
                 ||             THAT I SEEK TO MAKE WASTE OF WOMEN

Congressman

drax <dra...@hotmail.com> 4 Jun 2004 19:30 · permalink
"Congressman Thompson" <con...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:5r3wc.21557$Tn6...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
drax wrote:

> "Sinister Midget" <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in message
> news:slr...@home.harry.net...
>
>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 07:18 GMT, Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com>
>
> blubbered:
>
>>>"Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>>> news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>   \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>>>    `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
>>>>      \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
>>>>        \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
>>>>         \(    /'
>>>>          )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
>>>>          | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
>>>
>>>            |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
>>>            ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
>>>
>>>Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
>>>I just on the Tran frequency just then?
>>
>>This must be user-dependent. What I saw read:
>>
>>             |(  axiac      BUT SEWING YOUR MOUTH
>>             ||             WOULD BE FINE, YOU DUMB SLUT
>>
>
>
>
> definitely user dependent.
>
>                |(             BUT AT LEAST YOU WOULDN'T
>                ||             BE AS MUCH OF A SLUT
>
> drax
>
>

Weird!  I got:


                 |(             IT'S BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF A MAN
                 ||             THAT I SEEK TO MAKE WASTE OF WOMEN

Congressman


C'mon, that doesn't even fit the rhyming scheme.  8-)

You could have done something like

                                PLEASE DON'T TELL MY FRIENDS
                                I TAKE IT IN THE BUTT

                    or

                                BEING A BIG MISOGYNIST
                                HELPS GET ME A NUT


either of those would have fit with your man hating theme.

drax

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