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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Jun 2004.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Jun 3

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Jun 3

"Congressman Thompson" <con...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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drax wrote:

> "Sinister Midget" <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in message
> news:slr...@home.harry.net...
>
>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 07:18 GMT, Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com>
>
> blubbered:
>
>>>"Faux_Tran" <F0_...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>>> news:HCSvc.20954$%T.15166@okepread05
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>   \             )\         THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>>>    `.          /' |        THIS TIME OF YEAR
>>>>      \       /'   )        ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT
>>>>        \  /'    /'         FROM ALL OF US HERE
>>>>         \(    /'
>>>>          )  /'          WE WOULD SURE HATE
>>>>          | /'           IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT
>>>
>>>            |(  axiac      BUT THEN WE WOULD JUST
>>>            ||             FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
>>>
>>>Did anyone else see those two lines clear as day, or was
>>>I just on the Tran frequency just then?
>>
>>This must be user-dependent. What I saw read:
>>
>>             |(  axiac      BUT SEWING YOUR MOUTH
>>             ||             WOULD BE FINE, YOU DUMB SLUT
>>
>
>
>
> definitely user dependent.
>
>                |(             BUT AT LEAST YOU WOULDN'T
>                ||             BE AS MUCH OF A SLUT
>
> drax
>
>

Weird!  I got:


                 |(             IT'S BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF A MAN
                 ||             THAT I SEEK TO MAKE WASTE OF WOMEN

Congressman


C'mon, that doesn't even fit the rhyming scheme.  8-)

You could have done something like

                                PLEASE DON'T TELL MY FRIENDS
                                I TAKE IT IN THE BUTT

                    or

                                BEING A BIG MISOGYNIST
                                HELPS GET ME A NUT


either of those would have fit with your man hating theme.

drax

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