Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 May 1999.
Harold & Marge
alt.ascii-art
· 10 messages · 25 May 1999 - 10 Jun 1999
Okay, here's a new one.....
________________________
/ \
| ...Sick and tired of it, |
| Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! |
| Sick and tired of it!!! |
\____ __________________/
\ \ _____
\ \ / \/_
\ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__
\ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .)
\_>.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
\_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
\ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._)
___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____)
////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
\___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
\ \ / | . | / / | | \ \
\ \/ | . | \ \ | | / /
\ /| . |\ \ \\______// /
\ / | . |/ /\ / \ /
\__/ |________|\ / \/ \/
|___[]___| \/ / \
|/ \|/ /____________\
__JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______
| | | | | | |
| | | | _( )_ |
| | | \ | | /
| | | | | | |
|____|___| \__| |__/
__/: || :\__ (__) (__)
(______||______) /__\ /__\
=====================================================
=====================================================
_______________________________
/ Of course, the reality of it \
| all has to do with you being |
| feminine. You can't help |
| but to argue. |
\____________ _________________/
/ /
/ /
_____ |/
/ \/_
//\__(\_\ ((._.__
|\ ^ ^ | (~ . .)
.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
\_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
\ O / (\\(. ~. _._)
__/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____)
/ \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
/ \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
/ | . | \/ /| |\ \
JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ /
===================================================
===================================================
__________________
/ And just WHAT is \
| that supposed to |
\_____mean?________/
/ /
/ /
/ /
\/ _____
_._.)) _\/ ' \
(~.'.___)_ / \ . \
( _/ \ ) |\\ |
(//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/)
(_/\ /\_) \_.___/
(__\ O /__) __/_____\__
/ \\ " // \ / \
/ /_\\_//_\ \ / \
/ // . \\ \ / | | \
\ \\__ . __// / | | | |
\ \ / / | | | | JRO
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_____________________________________
/ WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \
| woman. You can't help but be cranky |
| and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS |
| is followed by the week that you're |
| actually ON your period, followed by |
| ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's |
| just feminine nature that makes you a |
| cranky old wench! |
\____________ _______________________/
/ /
/ /
_____ \/
/ \/_
//\__(\_\ ((._.__
|\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .)
.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
\_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
\ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._)
__/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____)
/ \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
/ \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
/ | . | \/ /| |\ \
/ | . | \ \| |/ / JRO
=====================================================
=====================================================
_________________________________
/ You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \
| Harold! Two weeks, and one week, |
| followed by another week is |
| THE ENTIRE MONTH! |
\___________ ____________________/
/ /
/ /
\/ _____
_._.)) _\/ ' \
(~.'.___)_ / \ . \
( _/ \ ) |\\ |
(//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/)
///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/
\~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___
\ \ / \\ " // \ / // \
\ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // |
\ // . \\ // | | |
\/\\__ . __//\// | | |
\_______/ \ <| | |
/ \ \ | | |
/ \ \/|_________| |
/ \ \| |__|
/_____________\ | __| |__ | \
_____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________
| | | | | | |
| ( ) | | | |
\ | | / | | |
| | | | | | |
\__| |__/ |____|____|
/\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__
JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______)
=====================================================
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_____
/ \/_
//\__(\_\ ((._.__
|\ ^ ^ | (~ . .)
.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
\_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
\ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._)
__/\ /\__ (___.~_~____)
/ \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
/ \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
/ | . | \/ /| |\ \
/ | . | \ \| |/ / JRO
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
h t t p:// w w w . a n g e l f i r e . c o m / m e 2 / j r o
---> or <---
h t t p:// m e m b e r s . x o o m . c o m / J R O
Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive
co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...!
,............"JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> typed the
following...
:Okay, here's a new one.....
:
:
:
: ________________________
: / \
: | ...Sick and tired of it, |
: | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! |
: | Sick and tired of it!!! | <--- typical Harold Bishop?!
: \____ __________________/
: \ \ _____
: \ \ / \/_
: \ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__
: \ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .)
: \_>.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
: \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
: \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._)
: ___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____)
: ////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
: \___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
: \ \ / | . | / / | | \ \
: \ \/ | . | \ \ | | / /
: \ /| . |\ \ \\______// /
: \ / | . |/ /\ / \ /
: \__/ |________|\ / \/ \/
: |___[]___| \/ / \
: |/ \|/ /____________\
: __JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______
: | | | | | | |
: | | | | _( )_ |
: | | | \ | | /
: | | | | | | |
: |____|___| \__| |__/
: __/: || :\__ (__) (__)
: (______||______) /__\ /__\
:
: =====================================================
: =====================================================
:
: _______________________________
: / Of course, the reality of it \
: | all has to do with you being |
: | feminine. You can't help |
: | but to argue. |
: \____________ _________________/
: / /
: / /
: _____ |/
: / \/_
: //\__(\_\ ((._.__
: |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .)
: .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
: \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
: \ O / (\\(. ~. _._)
: __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____)
: / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
: / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
: / | . | \/ /| |\ \
: JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ /
:
: ===================================================
: ===================================================
:
: __________________
: / And just WHAT is \
: | that supposed to |
: \_____mean?________/
: / /
: / /
: / /
: \/ _____
: _._.)) _\/ ' \
: (~.'.___)_ / \ . \
: ( _/ \ ) |\\ |
: (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/)
: (_/\ /\_) \_.___/
: (__\ O /__) __/_____\__
: / \\ " // \ / \
: / /_\\_//_\ \ / \
: / // . \\ \ / | | \
: \ \\__ . __// / | | | |
: \ \ / / | | | | JRO
:
: ==================================================
: ==================================================
: _____________________________________
: / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \
: | woman. You can't help but be cranky |
: | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS |
: | is followed by the week that you're |
: | actually ON your period, followed by |
: | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's |
: | just feminine nature that makes you a | <--- not quite typical
: | cranky old wench! | Harold Bishop
: \____________ _______________________/
: / /
: / /
: _____ \/
: / \/_
: //\__(\_\ ((._.__
: |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .)
: .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
: \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
: \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._)
: __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____)
: / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
: / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
: / | . | \/ /| |\ \
: / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO
:
: =====================================================
: =====================================================
: _________________________________
: / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \
: | Harold! Two weeks, and one week, |
: | followed by another week is |
: | THE ENTIRE MONTH! |
: \___________ ____________________/
: / /
: / /
: \/ _____
: _._.)) _\/ ' \
: (~.'.___)_ / \ . \
: ( _/ \ ) |\\ |
: (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/)
: ///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/
: \~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___
: \ \ / \\ " // \ / // \
: \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // |
: \ // . \\ // | | |
: \/\\__ . __//\// | | |
: \_______/ \ <| | |
: / \ \ | | |
: / \ \/|_________| |
: / \ \| |__|
: /_____________\ | __| |__ | \
: _____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________
: | | | | | | |
: | ( ) | | | |
: \ | | / | | |
: | | | | | | |
: \__| |__/ |____|____|
: /\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__
: JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______)
:
:
: =====================================================
: =====================================================
:
: _____
: / \/_
: //\__(\_\ ((._.__
: |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .)
: .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _)
: \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._)
: \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._)
: __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____)
: / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \
: / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \
: / | . | \/ /| |\ \
: / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO
:
: finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
: finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
:
:
:
: Jonathon R. Oglesbee
: oglesbee@
: mail.fullnet.net
:
: h t t p:// w w w . a n g e l f i r e . c o m / m e 2 / j r o
: ---> or <---
: h t t p:// m e m b e r s . x o o m . c o m / J R O
:
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Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote in message news:374...@news.clara.net... > Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive > co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...! No, I have never heard of neighbors. Is it a TV show or a comic? If it's a comic, I suppose I better not use these characters anymore. JRO
,............"JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> typed the
following...
:
:Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote in message news:374...@news.clara.net...
:> Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive
:> co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...!
:
:
:No, I have never heard of neighbors. Is it a TV show or a comic? If it's a
:comic, I suppose I better not use these characters anymore.
:
:JRO
:...............
It's an Aussie TV show (soap opera) with big popularity among
housewives and teenagers in Britain - Harold and Madge (one letter
change) are two cronies featured...!
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On Tue, 25 May 1999, JRO wrote: > ________________________ > / \ > | ...Sick and tired of it, | > | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! | > | Sick and tired of it!!! | > \____ __________________/ > \ \ _____ > \ \ / \/_ > \ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > \ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) > \_>.//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) > ___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____) > ////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > \___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > \ \ / | . | / / | | \ \ > \ \/ | . | \ \ | | / / > \ /| . |\ \ \\______// / > \ / | . |/ /\ / \ / > \__/ |________|\ / \/ \/ > |___[]___| \/ / \ > |/ \|/ /____________\ > __JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______ > | | | | | | | > | | | | _( )_ | > | | | \ | | / > | | | | | | | > |____|___| \__| |__/ > __/: || :\__ (__) (__) > (______||______) /__\ /__\ > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > > _______________________________ > / Of course, the reality of it \ > | all has to do with you being | > | feminine. You can't help | > | but to argue. | > \____________ _________________/ > / / > / / > _____ |/ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) > .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ O / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ / > > =================================================== > =================================================== > > __________________ > / And just WHAT is \ > | that supposed to | > \_____mean?________/ > / / > / / > / / > \/ _____ > _._.)) _\/ ' \ > (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ > ( _/ \ ) |\\ | > (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) > (_/\ /\_) \_.___/ > (__\ O /__) __/_____\__ > / \\ " // \ / \ > / /_\\_//_\ \ / \ > / // . \\ \ / | | \ > \ \\__ . __// / | | | | > \ \ / / | | | | JRO > > ================================================== > ================================================== > _____________________________________ > / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \ > | woman. You can't help but be cranky | > | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS | > | is followed by the week that you're | > | actually ON your period, followed by | > | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's | > | just feminine nature that makes you a | > | cranky old wench! | > \____________ _______________________/ > / / > / / > _____ \/ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) > .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > _________________________________ > / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \ > | Harold! Two weeks, and one week, | > | followed by another week is | > | THE ENTIRE MONTH! | > \___________ ____________________/ > / / > / / > \/ _____ > _._.)) _\/ ' \ > (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ > ( _/ \ ) |\\ | > (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) > ///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/ > \~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___ > \ \ / \\ " // \ / // \ > \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // | > \ // . \\ // | | | > \/\\__ . __//\// | | | > \_______/ \ <| | | > / \ \ | | | > / \ \/|_________| | > / \ \| |__| > /_____________\ | __| |__ | \ > _____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________ > | | | | | | | > | ( ) | | | | > \ | | / | | | > | | | | | | | > \__| |__/ |____|____| > /\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__ > JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______) > > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > > _____ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) > .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO > > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis ...and it goes on for years, and years, and years.... ;-} ";.,. ;\/^\/;';, <@ @>";;;' /\x/\"`,; ..got nuts?? ( w w )`"; Geraldine Jones ( )/` we9...@victoria.tc.ca " "
.----- On Wed, 26 May 1999 12:24:20 -0500, JRO posted: | |Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote in message news:374...@news.clara.net... |> Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive |> co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...! | | |No, I have never heard of neighbors. Is it a TV show or a comic? If it's a |comic, I suppose I better not use these characters anymore. | '-------------------- No, it's an Australian TV Soap that we also get in the UK (and I assume in other places too). The characters are actually called Harold and Madge, but it is a coincidence. Where we are in the storyline currently, Harold and Madge have just got a computer and got on the Internet... woo hello there Harold and Madge! <g> I really worry about people who think that soaps are real... -Martin |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
JRO wrote: > Okay, here's a new one..... > > [snip] > _____ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) > .//_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO > > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > > Bwaaaaahahaha ha ha! this smile really made me laugh. :D joris
Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote: > Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive > co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...! Harold isn't that bad. I can imagine the guy he's always fighting with (can't remember his name right now) acting that way though. -- A Sunday School teacher, hard up for subjects to talk about, was discussing with her class how Noah might have spent his time on the ark. A girl volunteered, "Maybe he went fishing." A boy countered: "With only two worms?"
,............djw...@q-net.net.au (Doug & Jaana Wilson) typed the
following...
:Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote:
:
:> Have you ever heard of 'Neighbours' JRO? If not then that's a massive
:> co-incidence! Even the hairstyles are right...!
:
:Harold isn't that bad. I can imagine the guy he's always fighting with
:(can't remember his name right now) acting that way though.
:.................
Lou? Yeah I suppose so!
,.................
:--
:A Sunday School teacher, hard up for subjects to talk about,
:was discussing with her class how Noah might have spent his
:time on the ark. A girl volunteered, "Maybe he went fishing."
:A boy countered: "With only two worms?"
:.................
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