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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 25 May 1999.
Harold & Marge

Harold & Marge

Okay, here's a new one.....



    ________________________
   /                        \
  | ...Sick and tired of it, |
  | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! |
  | Sick and tired of it!!!  |
   \____  __________________/
        \ \       _____
         \ \     /     \/_
          \ \   //\__(\_\         ((._.__
           \ \  |\ ~~ ~~|        (~   . .)
            \_>.//_O \O_ \       (_(  (. _)
                \_  (_)  /      (_((. -~ ._)
                 \ ( O  /       (\\(. ~. _._)
      ___       _/\  ~ /\__    (____.~_~____)
     ////\     / \ \  / /  \   /  \\____//  \
     \___/    /   \/\/\/    \ /  /)/    \(\  \
      \   \  /  |    .   |   /  / |      | \  \
       \   \/   |    .   |   \  \ |      | /  /
        \      /|    .   |\   \  \\______//  /
         \    / |    .   |/   /\  /      \  /
          \__/  |________|\  /  \/        \/
                |___[]___| \/   /          \
                |/      \|/    /____________\
  __JRO_______  |        | ______ |  / \  | _______
                |    |   |        |  | |  |
                |    |   |        | _( )_ |
                |    |   |        \  | |  /
                |    |   |        |  | |  |
                |____|___|        \__| |__/
              __/:  ||  :\__      (__) (__)
             (______||______)     /__\ /__\

  =====================================================
  =====================================================

          _______________________________
         / Of course, the reality of it  \
        |   all has to do with you being  |
        |    feminine. You can't help     |
        |        but to argue.            |
         \____________  _________________/
                     / /
                    / /
            _____   |/
           /     \/_
          //\__(\_\          ((._.__
          |\ ^  ^ |         (~   . .)
         .//_O \O_ \        (_(  (. _)
          \_  (_)  /       (_((. -~ ._)
           \   O  /        (\\(. ~. _._)
         __/\  ~ /\__      (___.~_~____)
        /  \ \  / /  \    /  \\____//  \
       /    \/\/\/    \  /  /)/    \(\  \
      /   |    .   |   \/  /|        |\  \
  JRO/    |    .   |    \  \|        |/  /

  ===================================================
  ===================================================

            __________________
           / And just WHAT is \
          |  that supposed to  |
           \_____mean?________/
                 / /
                / /
               / /
               \/          _____
         _._.))         _\/  '  \
       (~.'.___)_        /  \  . \
      ( _/     \ )       |\\     |
     (//( O _)O ):)     (\    . ;/)
      (_/\     /\_)       \_.___/
       (__\ O /__)      __/_____\__
       / \\ " // \     /           \
      / /_\\_//_\ \   /             \
     / //   .   \\ \ /  |         |  \
     \ \\__ . __// / |  |         |  |
      \ \       / /  |  |         |  |      JRO

  ==================================================
  ==================================================
          _____________________________________
         / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a    \
        | woman. You can't help but be cranky   |
        | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS  |
        | is followed by the week that you're   |
        | actually ON your period, followed by  |
        | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's |
        | just feminine nature that makes you a |
        |         cranky old wench!             |
         \____________  _______________________/
                     / /
                    / /
            _____   \/
           /     \/_
          //\__(\_\          ((._.__
          |\ ~~ ~~|         (~   . .)
         .//_O \O_ \        (_(  (. _)
          \_  (_)  /       (_((. -~ ._)
           \ ( O  /        (\\(. ~. _._)
         __/\  ~ /\__      (___.~_~____)
        /  \ \  / /  \    /  \\____//  \
       /    \/\/\/    \  /  /)/    \(\  \
      /   |    .   |   \/  /|        |\  \
     /    |    .   |    \  \|        |/  /      JRO

  =====================================================
  =====================================================
       _________________________________
      / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \
     |  Harold! Two weeks, and one week, |
     |   followed by another week is     |
     |        THE ENTIRE MONTH!          |
      \___________  ____________________/
                 / /
                / /
                \/         _____
         _._.))         _\/  '  \
       (~.'.___)_        /  \  . \
      ( _/     \ )       |\\     |
     (//( O _)O ):)     (\    . ;/)
 ///\ (_/\     /\_) /\\\  \_.___/
 \~ /  (__\ O /__)  \ ~/__/_____\___
  \ \  / \\ " // \  / //            \
   \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ //              |
    \  //   .   \\  //  |         |  |
     \/\\__ . __//\//   |         |  |
        \_______/   \  <|         |  |
        /       \    \  |         |  |
       /         \    \/|_________|  |
      /           \    \|         |__|
     /_____________\    | __| |__ |  \
  _____ |  / \  | _____ |    |    |/// ___________
        |  | |  |       |    |    |
        |  ( )  |       |    |    |
        \  | |  /       |    |    |
        |  | |  |       |    |    |
        \__| |__/       |____|____|
       /\\/\/\\/\     __/:  | |  :\__
   JRO   \__\ \__\   (______| |______)


  =====================================================
  =====================================================

            _____
           /     \/_
          //\__(\_\          ((._.__
          |\ ^  ^ |         (~   . .)
         .//_O \O_ \        (_(  (. _)
          \_  (_)  /       (_((. -~ ._)
           \  \_/ /        (\\(. ~. _._)
         __/\    /\__      (___.~_~____)
        /  \ \  / /  \    /  \\____//  \
       /    \/\/\/    \  /  /)/    \(\  \
      /   |    .   |   \/  /|        |\  \
     /    |    .   |    \  \|        |/  /   JRO

  finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
  finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis



               Jonathon R. Oglesbee
               oglesbee@
                       mail.fullnet.net

 h t t p:// w w w . a n g e l f i r e . c o m / m e 2 / j r o
                        ---> or <---
      h t t p:// m e m b e r s . x o o m . c o m / J R O

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Date: 1999/05/25
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