Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Dec 1997.
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CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS! LOVED BY CHILDREN! PRAISED BY PARENTS!
alt.ascii-art
· 10 messages · 24 Dec 1997 - 29 Dec 1997
Recommended by teachers! These amazing books actually talk to children as they read the story. 5 minutes long. Just turn the telephone like dial and hear the story...over and over again. CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS! Children Love them! They can see and hear what they are reading! A fascinating and entertaining treat...make learing fun! Child dials the (patented) SONIC DIAL to hear the story. Uses No Batteries. educational..excellent (Radio Quality Sound)...Easy for beginners. Click here for the whole story! <HTML> Recommended by teachers! These amazing books actually talk to children as they read the story. 5 minutes long. Just turn the telephone like dial and hear the story...over and over again. <BR>CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS! Children Love them! They can see and hear what they are reading! A fascinating and entertaining treat...make learing fun! Child dials the (patented) SONIC DIAL to hear the story. Uses No Batteries. educational..excellent (Radio Quality Sound)...Easy for beginners. <BR> <A HREF="http://home.pacbell.net.ncastle">Click here for the whole story!</A></HTML>
Jim McDaniel wrote: > > Recommended by teachers! These amazing books actually talk to > children as they read the story. 5 minutes long. Just turn the > telephone like dial and hear the story...over and over again. > CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS! Children Love them! They can see and hear > what they are reading! A fascinating and entertaining treat...make > learing fun! Child dials the (patented) SONIC DIAL to hear the story. > Uses No Batteries. educational..excellent (Radio Quality > Sound)...Easy for beginners. > Click here for the whole story! WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. Or for that matter anywhere else. Obascii: +---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---+ | Dear([*]Lamer,[*]Spammer,[*]Idiot), | | | | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame| | so you get this plain form letter. | |+---------------------+ +---------------------------------+| ||Your post was: | |You should be: || ||[ ]A MMF scam | |[*]Beaten || ||[*]Off topic | |[*]Roasted || ||[ ]Stupid | |[ ]Beheaded || ||[ ]A binary,in a | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP || ||non binary group | |[*]Butt raped by an elephant || ||[ ]A chain letter | |[ ]Fed to dev\null || ||[ ]HTML in text ng | |[ ]Arrested || ||[*]Just plain lame | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service|| ||[*] other:SPAM AD__ | |[*]Other:Given a lump of coal____|| |+---------------------+ +---------------------------------+| |+----------------------+ / ( ) ) ) / | ||You should: | /( )\ ( )(( ((/( ( (( | ||[ ]Grow up | \ \ / ( /)(| )\ \ )))| \ | ||[*]Read the FAQ | ) / ) \|)/ ( ) (/ / | ||[ ]Die | / / )/ \_/ \ ( | ||[*]Learn some manners | ( This Flame Form Letter ) | ||[ ]Think b4 you post | \ is Copywrite Krogg97 / | ||[*]Smash your computer| | All rights reserved | | |+----------------------+ |######################| | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ |###################--Have a nice day--#####################| +-----------------------------------------------------------+ -- THE <\PRINCE /> \\ // \\ // /~~~~~~\ SEE HIS ( / \ \ SEE HIS FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE / W \ /\ /\_|||||_/\ /\ / \ // ||| \\ / \ / /\ \ // ' \\ / /\ \ / / / / </ TIME TO DIE \> \ \ \ \ / /_/_/_________________________\_\_\ \ /_______________________________________\ / /Kro...@inspace.net \ \ / /Remove(no.to.spam.)to reply :-)\ \ / /_________________________________\ \ /_______________________________________\
In article <34A...@inspace.net>, Krogg <kro...@inspace.net> writes >WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. >Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. >Or for that matter anywhere else. > >Obascii: >+---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---+ >| Dear([*]Lamer,[*]Spammer,[*]Idiot), | [...] On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! -- Cheers! Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 "knickers....underpants....knickers..."
Ian Forest wrote: > Krogg writes > > >WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. > >Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. > >Or for that matter anywhere else. > > On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things > pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! > I agree, ONE off-topic post is not a problem. It's when you have to see hundreds of them - a day! - that it becomes a problem. Newsgroups like this that are fairly "clean" did not become that way by ignoring such things. They are that way because people show that they care by actively working against spam and other forms of abuse. Complaining openly in the group serves the purpose of showing potential spammers that there are people here who do care and teaching newbies that such things are not accepted. -- _ _ __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Ian Forest wrote: > > In article <34A...@inspace.net>, Krogg > <kro...@inspace.net> writes > > >WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. > >Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. > >Or for that matter anywhere else. > > > >Obascii: > >+---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---+ > >| Dear([*]Lamer,[*]Spammer,[*]Idiot), | > [...] > > On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things > pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! > > -- > Cheers! > > Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 > "knickers....underpants....knickers..." I know. ;-) i was just having a little fun.I sent the reply also to the sender.its fun to flame spammers ya know.Besides i wanted to show off my form letter in action. -- THE <\PRINCE /> \\ // \\ // /~~~~~~\ SEE HIS ( / \ \ SEE HIS FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE / W \ /\ /\_|||||_/\ /\ / \ // ||| \\ / \ / /\ \ // ' \\ / /\ \ / / / / </ TIME TO DIE \> \ \ \ \ / /_/_/_________________________\_\_\ \ /_______________________________________\ / /Kro...@inspace.net \ \ / /Remove(no.to.spam.)to reply :-)\ \ / /_________________________________\ \ /_______________________________________\
In article <34A...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> writes >> >WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. >> >Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. >> >Or for that matter anywhere else. >> >> On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things >> pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! >> > >I agree, ONE off-topic post is not a problem. It's when you have to see >hundreds of them - a day! - that it becomes a problem. Newsgroups like [...] And before we go off-topic ourselves..here's some ASCII drawings... \o _o #> <-- John Travolta #> <-- A Soccer player /'\ o/< Basic...but I like 'em! -- Cheers! Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 "knickers....underpants....knickers..."
In article <34A...@inspace.net>, Krogg <kro...@inspace.net> writes >> On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things >> pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! >> >I know. ;-) i was just having a little fun.I sent the reply also >to the sender.its fun to flame spammers ya know.Besides i wanted to >show off my form letter in action. That's alright then! -- Cheers! Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 "knickers....underpants....knickers..."
In article <gWm...@scartop-pine.demon.co.uk>, Ian Forest <ian...@scartop-pine.demon.co.uk> writes >In article <34A...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson ><dre...@on.spammer> writes > >>> >WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL does this have to do with ascii art. >>> >Please do not post your ads to als.ascii-art. >>> >Or for that matter anywhere else. >>> >>> On top of all that, you should grow up and learn to let these things >>> pass you by. It's not the end of the world an off-topic post! >>> >> >>I agree, ONE off-topic post is not a problem. It's when you have to see >>hundreds of them - a day! - that it becomes a problem. Newsgroups like >[...] > >And before we go off-topic ourselves..here's some ASCII drawings... > > \o _o > #> <-- John Travolta #> <-- A Soccer player > /'\ o/< > >Basic...but I like 'em! > -and heres somthing else _o #> /- John Travolta when his leg got caught in a mincer!!! David Thomas
In article <gWm...@scartop-pine.demon.co.uk>, Ian Forest <ian...@scartop-pine.demon.co.uk> wrote: > here's some ASCII drawings... > > \o _o > #> <-- John Travolta #> <-- A Soccer player > /'\ o/< > > Basic...but I like 'em! > > Cheers! > > Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 > "knickers....underpants....knickers..." Basic, indeed! It looks like John forgot to put his knickers on. NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- * @ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ * * / \ cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca I Y mmm llizard aka ejm I ) \ ,^^%--- | | 86 /\ \_\> \ This party is killing me... |_|_888/_o)_ > and it's only the 4th day [____________] >,^ of Christmas... | |/| cheers! |ejm97 |\ \ + hic + (Excuse me) only 8 more days to go....
In article <34A...@freent.toronto.on.ca>, llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> writes >> >> \o _o >> #> <-- John Travolta #> <-- A Soccer player >> /'\ o/< >> >> Basic...but I like 'em! >> > >Basic, indeed! >It looks like John forgot to put his knickers on. Thought you might notice... :) -- Cheers! Ian Forest IRC: PinGU-21 ICQ: 5335065 "knickers....underpants....knickers..."
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