Re: CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS! LOVED BY CHILDREN! PRAISED BY PARENTS!

Jim McDaniel wrote:
> 
>  Recommended by teachers!  These amazing books actually talk to
> children as they read the story.  5 minutes long. Just turn the
> telephone like dial and hear the story...over and over again.
> CHILDRENS TALKING BOOKS!  Children Love them! They can see and hear
> what they are reading! A fascinating and entertaining treat...make
> learing fun! Child dials the (patented) SONIC DIAL to hear the story.
> Uses No Batteries.  educational..excellent (Radio Quality
> Sound)...Easy for beginners.
>  Click here for the whole story!
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