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karl marx and the communist manifesto

karl marx and the communist manifesto

alt.ascii-art · 16 messages · 28 Jun 2003 - 1 Jul 2003
storm <rai...@hotmail.com> 28 Jun 2003 03:05 · permalink · report
this one's a bit large so you might be better off printing it... to
fit it on one screen you usually need font size 3 or 4 on a very
high-res monitor, and then it's unreadable.

Yes, it's a portrait of karl marx, in the communist manifesto.

http://slowriot.ed-debating.org.uk/karl_marx.txt

>-----Original Message-----
>From: rai...@hotmail.com (storm) 
>[mailto:rai...@hotmail.com] 
>Posted At: 28 June 2003 04:05
>Posted To: ascii-art
>Conversation: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>Subject: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>
>
>this one's a bit large so you might be better off printing 
>it... to fit it on one screen you usually need font size 3 or 
>4 on a very high-res monitor, and then it's unreadable.
>
>Yes, it's a portrait of karl marx, in the communist manifesto.
>
>http://slowriot.ed-debating.org.uk/karl_marx.txt

This is brilliant.  I take it this is done by some kind of
Program ?

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<545...@proliant.tsd-ltd.demon.co.uk>
Graeme Porter <Gra...@tsd-ltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: rai...@hotmail.com (storm) 
>>[mailto:rai...@hotmail.com] 
>>Posted At: 28 June 2003 04:05
>>Posted To: ascii-art
>>Conversation: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>>Subject: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>>
>>
>>this one's a bit large so you might be better off printing 
>>it... to fit it on one screen you usually need font size 3 or 
>>4 on a very high-res monitor, and then it's unreadable.
>>
>>Yes, it's a portrait of karl marx, in the communist manifesto.

I'll print it out and use it for target practice.

>>http://slowriot.ed-debating.org.uk/karl_marx.txt
>
>This is brilliant.  I take it this is done by some kind of
>Program ?

Why are you superseding your own post, claiming brilliance, and then
asking if the pic was done by a program?

I found your pic to be a real yawner.  Who gives a crap about Marx and
his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!

 _.--- Dewight Fry spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Who gives a crap about Marx and
> his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!

d00d your are showing your ignorance by stating that people should
ignore what they think "sucks".  

The whole idea is a simple and old one:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 

Or in the words of Marilyn Manson: 
You can not sedate all the things you hate.

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Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 29 Jun 2003 04:48 · permalink · report
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 04:36:43 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> tried
to confuse everyone with this message:

> _.--- Dewight Fry spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>> Who gives a crap about Marx and
>> his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!
>
>d00d your are showing your ignorance by stating that people should
>ignore what they think "sucks".  
>

Yes, commies shouldn't be ignored. They must be killed on sight in a most
murderous way you can think of!
 
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Timofei Shatrov said something:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 04:36:43 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> tried
> to confuse everyone with this message:
> 
>> _.--- Dewight Fry spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>>> Who gives a crap about Marx and
>>> his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!
>>
>>d00d your are showing your ignorance by stating that people should
>>ignore what they think "sucks".  
>>
> 
> Yes, commies shouldn't be ignored. They must be killed on sight in a most
> murderous way you can think of!

what about the pinko-lefty-commie-faggot-nigger-feminazi-liberal-jews?

-- 
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not shared." -St. Augustine

On 28 Jun 2003, Dewight Fry wrote
: Communism sucks, d00d!
                                                          $ $
                                                           $     $
                                                             $       $
                                           $$$$$$$$$           $       $
       FLAME WAR !                   $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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                                 $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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   $$$$$$$$            $                                  $     $      $
 $$$$$$$$                    $                       $            $      $
`$$$$$$                            $         $                      $  $
   $$                                                                `

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On 2003-06-29, 
 Jaap Karssenberg <j.g...@student.utwente.nl> wrote:
>                                                           $ $
>                                                            $     $
>                                                              $       $
>                                            $$$$$$$$$           $       $
>        FLAME WAR !                   $$$$$$$$$$$$$
>                                    $$$$$$$$$$$$$                 $        $
>                                  $$$$$$$$$$$$$
>                                $$$$$$$$$$$$$                      $        $
>                              $$$$$$$$$$$$$
>                            $$$$$$$$$$$$$   $                      $         $
>                          $$$$$$$$$$$$$$      $
>                           $$$$$$$$$$    $      $                 $          $
>                             $$$$$$        $      $
>                               $$            $      $          $            $
>                                               $      $
>                  $                              $      $   $             $
>               $   $                               $      $
>            $       $                                $      $          $
>             $        $                                $      $
>            $$$$         $                          $    $      $   $
>          $$$$$$$             $                $           $      $
>        $$$$$$$$   $                 $                       $      $
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>    $$$$$$$$            $                                  $     $      $
>  $$$$$$$$                    $                       $            $      $
> `$$$$$$                            $         $                      $  $
>    $$                                                                `
>

Nice. It's kind of ironic that the pic is made out of $ signs. :)

OA: (clown)

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Iain D Broadfoot <ibr...@cis.strath.ac.uk> wrote in
news:0s2...@this.is.a.lie.com: 

> Timofei Shatrov said something:
>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 04:36:43 GMT, Faux_Pseudo
>> <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> tried to confuse everyone with this
>> message: 
>> 
>>> _.--- Dewight Fry spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>>>> Who gives a crap about Marx and
>>>> his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!
>>>
>>>d00d your are showing your ignorance by stating that people should
>>>ignore what they think "sucks".  
>>>
>> 
>> Yes, commies shouldn't be ignored. They must be killed on sight in a
>> most murderous way you can think of!
> 
> what about the pinko-lefty-commie-faggot-nigger-feminazi-liberal-jews?

;) Hey does the mention of "nazi" invoke the Goodwin law, or is feminazi 
not close enough to nazi? [I realise you were being sarcastic :)]

Anyway it is an excellent ASCII picture of an historical figure, exposure 
of some intolerant ignorant misanthropes aside.

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Dewight Fry wrote in message <6t5...@ac.ce.13.16.cabalnet.net>...
>In message
><545...@proliant.tsd-ltd.demon.co.uk>
>Graeme Porter <Gra...@tsd-ltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>From: rai...@hotmail.com (storm)
>>>[mailto:rai...@hotmail.com]
>>>Posted At: 28 June 2003 04:05
>>>Posted To: ascii-art
>>>Conversation: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>>>Subject: karl marx and the communist manifesto
>>>
>>>
>>>this one's a bit large so you might be better off printing
>>>it... to fit it on one screen you usually need font size 3 or
>>>4 on a very high-res monitor, and then it's unreadable.
>>>
>>>Yes, it's a portrait of karl marx, in the communist manifesto.
>
>I'll print it out and use it for target practice.

So you're saying that you will kill someone because of what they
believe in ?

Therefore, equally, someone should be able to kill you because of
what you believe in.  It's only fair.

>>>http://slowriot.ed-debating.org.uk/karl_marx.txt
>>
>>This is brilliant.  I take it this is done by some kind of
>>Program ?
>
>Why are you superseding your own post, claiming brilliance, and then
>asking if the pic was done by a program?

1)  I'm not superseding my own post.  I don't have a Hotmail address.

2)  It is (in my opinion) brilliant.

3)  Why shouldn't I ask?  It wasn't my picture.

>I found your pic to be a real yawner.  Who gives a crap about Marx and
>his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!

It wasn't my picture.

For all I care, it could be a portrait of George Washington made up of
the words in the US Constitution.

I'm not a Marxist - I just appreciate good art (which this quite
obviously is).

You're forgetting what Communism is all about - the basic principle was
that all mankind was created equal, so everyone should have equal
wealth and property.

The problem with Communism was the greed of certain people.

Communism was good on paper, but in practise it never worked.

As I said, I'm not a Marxist (I prefer the semi-democratic state that I
live in).  But I like the art form.

The composition gives the feel that the words he wrote represented
himself and his viewpoints completely - you can tell so much about the
man himself by his written word that you could tell what he looked
like.

I would like to be able to create portraits of other people using their
written word; people like Arthur C. Clark, or Winston Churchill, or
Martin Luther King.

That's why I was asking how it was done.

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"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> writes:

> Dewight Fry wrote in message <6t5...@ac.ce.13.16.cabalnet.net>...
>
> >I found your pic to be a real yawner.  Who gives a crap about Marx and
> >his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!
>
> I'm not a Marxist - I just appreciate good art (which this quite
> obviously is).

Anyway an interesting picture and technique.


> You're forgetting what Communism is all about - the basic principle was
> that all mankind was created equal, so everyone should have equal
> wealth and property.

Which runs us into the problem that people are not created equal (ever
compared an genius and an retard?) and also people work different
amounts (hardworking vs lazy). So they neither can achieve by themselves,
nor do deserve equal wealth or property.


> The problem with Communism was the greed of certain people.

It that were the only problem, it would have worked. Try some of the
real problems that killed it of:


1. Lenin deliberately refused to follow the rules layed out by Marx,
because he was not prepared to wait (until after his lifetime).

Marx _clearly_ states, that for communism to work the way he envisioned
it, one _first_ must have an capitalist system that has run its course.
"run its course" in Marxian terms means, when it has grown so far that
no further growth is possible (no one wants to buy more), so competition
only results in pricecutting (and less pay, so less buying -> permanent
recession) and mergers that eliminate competition (so only monopolist,
then price gouging).

One could argue, that the west has reached that state in the last 30
years. But Lenin tried to step directly from an agrarian feudal
society of scarcity to communism. Marx would have predicted Lenins
faillure.


2. Forgetting or not knowing the importance of motivation.

Even when production exceeds demand, and so work time drops, there is
still need for some to go working. They need an reason to spend their
time this way, instead of doing nothing, like all the rest of the
people.

Today we know from modern biology, that the only known reliable
motivator is to reward people with something they would have not be
able to get without the work. That seems to be either more pay (and
so more wealth, end of the "equal wealth" bit) or political power to
push others around (but that gives political power fights,
suppression, suffering).

Result of this was the "we pretend to work and they pretend to pay us"
Problem. Too little being produced, salaries which you can't buy stoff
with, because the shelves are empty. Demotivation. Evenless stuff on
the shelves. Gave an vicious circle that killed the economy.


3. Not knowing about information flow problems

The actual Sovietunion was based on central planning. This may
strictly not be Marx, but annother Lenin missdesign.

Unfortunately it doesn't work either. Planning is never precise enough.
So one needs to watch the outcome and correct the plans (no plan is
even worse, but ridgid plans are also bad). The Soviet 5 year plans
were definitely not flexible enough.

Even worse, an central system makes such feedback unreliable. Then add
above part about political power and all the planning positions get
quickly filled with those that want to reward themselves (and because
stuff is scarse they have an desire to get more than average). Then
come the political battles. And that kills as ist first victim any
form of reliable information flow, so the system loses its ability to
correct itsself.


> Communism was good on paper, but in practise it never worked.

It was an not even a particularly good target. And it was badly
implemented. And it could not work, so far we know today. Some of
this stuff Marx simply could not have known (motivational biology
and information frow analysis).


> As I said, I'm not a Marxist (I prefer the semi-democratic state that I
> live in).  But I like the art form.

Today we know that preventing poverty (through todays social security)
and all its negative side effects is about the best that is attainable.
Although the highly bureaucratic implementations in use today are also
unnecessarily complex and as result of this unreliable.

And the costcutters are trying their best do destroy even this.


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On Mon, 30 Jun 2003, Neil Franklin wrote:
>
> "Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> writes:
> > Dewight Fry wrote in message <6t5...@ac.ce.13.16.cabalnet.net>...
> >
> > >I found your pic to be a real yawner.  Who gives a crap about Marx and
> > >his assinine political theories?  Communism sucks, d00d!
> >
> > I'm not a Marxist - I just appreciate good art (which this quite
> > obviously is).
>
> Anyway an interesting picture and technique.

I wasn't too impressed, either, actually.  If the words didn't contain
rand     ombr  eakss o t hattheycouldloo klikethepicture, but instead
formed a readable message, *that* would be impressive and interesting.
I sure *hope* the artist used a program, since it would be a most boring
task to sit down and type all that out. :)

Also it would've been much more interesting to me, even with the random
wordbreaks, if the picture had fit on a single page and still been
readable.  You have to go down to, like, 3- or 4-point fonts before the
picture is narrow enough to print out. :(

> > You're forgetting what Communism is all about - the basic principle was
> > that all mankind was created equal, so everyone should have equal
> > wealth and property.
>
> Which runs us into the problem that people are not created equal (ever
> compared an genius and an retard?) and also people work different
> amounts (hardworking vs lazy). So they neither can achieve by themselves,
> nor do deserve equal wealth or property.

AIUI Marx didn't much care whether the proletariat "deserved" equality;
he just wanted them to have it.

> 1. Lenin deliberately refused to follow the rules layed out by Marx,
> because he was not prepared to wait (until after his lifetime).

True dat.

> 2. Forgetting or not knowing the importance of motivation.

> Today we know from modern biology, that the only known reliable
> motivator is to reward people with something they would have not be
> able to get without the work.

That is (a) nothing to do with biology; (b) common sense; and (c) the
definition of "reward."

> That seems to be either more pay (and
> so more wealth, end of the "equal wealth" bit) or political power to
> push others around (but that gives political power fights,
> suppression, suffering).

The *very* little bit of proto-Marxist stuff I've read suggests that
Marx considered the joy of work to be another motivator.  Don't tell me
you've never enjoyed your work!  It must have seemed to Marx that there
*were* good people out there who would make chairs and potatoes and
whatnot for very little compensation, simply because they liked to do it.
  Unfortunately, by Lenin's time factories had become more commonplace,
and fewer people wanted to make automobiles and bolts and mass-produced
textiles - they all wanted to raise potatoes instead!

> Result of this was the "we pretend to work and they pretend to pay us"
> Problem. Too little being produced, salaries which you can't buy stoff
> with, because the shelves are empty. Demotivation. Evenless stuff on
> the shelves. Gave an vicious circle that killed the economy.

A very cogent explanation.

> 3. Not knowing about information flow problems
>
> The actual Sovietunion was based on central planning. This may
> strictly not be Marx, but annother Lenin missdesign.

Or Stalin misdesign, perhaps.  I dunno.  Again, calling it an "information
flow problem" makes it sound like it's some post-modern phenomenon that
Stalin couldn't possibly have known about.  It wasn't.  The Soviet
planners just deluded themselves into thinking that the factories were
producing things, and without good information they couldn't possibly
know that.  In fact, as I understand it it was painfully obvious that the
five-year plans weren't doing much for the potatoes, although the heavy
industries were doing better.

> > Communism was good on paper, but in practise it never worked.
>
> It was an not even a particularly good target. And it was badly
> implemented. And it could not work, so far we know today. Some of
> this stuff Marx simply could not have known (motivational biology
> and information flow analysis).

Just like he couldn't have known that to sit on an electric stovetop
would burn his bottom, because electric stovetops hadn't been invented
yet. :)

-Arthur

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 30 Jun 2003 21:17 · permalink · report
 _.--- Neil Franklin spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Marx _clearly_ states, that for communism to work the way he envisioned
> it, one _first_ must have an capitalist system that has run its course.
> "run its course" [...] (no one wants to buy more),

> One could argue, that the west has reached that state in the last 30
> years.

Sony[0] and Maybelline[1] would say that we haven't even come close
yet.  I think Ebay might have a say in that matter as well.


Obascii:
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So who is going to do the rest of the makeup kit?

[0] Maker of the Sony Playstation
[1] Someone who makes more money each year than Sony's playstation
    devision. 

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Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> ASCII art 1 Jul 2003 04:06 · permalink · report
On 2003-06-30, 
 Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>
> Obascii:
>         ..
>        /U%
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>     H:F_P:H
>
> So who is going to do the rest of the makeup kit?


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Diddles most welcome.

-- 
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Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 1 Jul 2003 06:10 · permalink · report
On 1 Jul 2003 04:06:41 GMT, Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> tried to confuse
everyone with this message:

>    .ix
>   x+vvv
>  xxxvvvx
>  =======
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
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>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |  vvv|
>  |=====|
>  |     |
>  |=====|
>
>

I hope Tran doesn't see this.

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On 2003-07-01, 
 Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> wrote:
>
> I hope Tran doesn't see this.

lol. :)

-- 
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