the Elch-Liste mooses

THE ELCH-LISTE MOOSES.
                               
                     
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^   der einfache Mini-Elch
      (..)         classic mini-Moose
 
 
 v-v-v-@@-v-v-v     Mini-Elch
      (..)           sad mini-Moose
 
 
 ^-^-^\OO/^-^-^   Mini-Elch mit Brille
      (..)          miniMoose with glasses
 
  
 ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^   weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer
  d   {..}   b     female  miniMoose, with earrings
      
                                                  ##
 ^-^-^-��-^-^-^    Theo Waigel Mini-Elch    ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^
      (..)        Dennis Healey miniMoose        (..)
                                             
                                                   |  
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^   vershnupfter Mini-Elch    [in standard ascii
      (.,)       miniMoose with headcold     characters only]
                                                   |
 
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^    Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife   ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ 
      (..)__�     miniMoose smoking a pipe        (..)__u  
   
 
 ^-^-'�'-^-^       Mini-Elch-Baby       Elch-Herde passend:
 
 
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^      ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^      ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ 
      (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..)
      (..)                (..)                (..) 
 
 
For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
      _  _                 _  _
     ( )( )               ( )( )
 ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
  d   {..}   b             (..)
       



-- 
"If I have seen further than other men,            (0_
 it is because I have been surrounded    (o.       |        (o.     (o.
 by pygmies."                            /\       //\       /\      /\
                                         \/_      V_/_      \/_     \/_

In alt.ascii-art, Dave Bird says...

>For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
>      _  _                 _  _
>     ( )( )               ( )( )
> ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
>  d   {..}   b             (..)

Why are they for Scottish readers?

"Sharky" <sha...@hellsgates.cor> wrote in message
news:7lr...@4ax.com...

> >For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
> Why are they for Scottish readers?

For the same reason that for them, "poodles" are little pools of water on
the ground, typically left after a rain.

-- 
Bob
Kanyak's Doghouse
http://kanyak.com

In article<7lr...@4ax.com>, Sharky
<sha...@hellsgates.cor> writes:
>In alt.ascii-art, Dave Bird says...
>
>>For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
>>      _  _                 _  _
>>     ( )( )               ( )( )
>> ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
>>  d   {..}   b             (..)
>
>Why are they for Scottish readers? 
                                                _
 Mouse pronounced in Scots pronounced Muhs,    |\
 exactly same sound as Moose (meaning Elk).      \
                                                  \
 Notice they both have Mickey-Mouse ears on their heads.





-- 
"If I have seen further than other men,            (0_
 it is because I have been surrounded    (o.       |        (o.     (o.
 by pygmies."                            /\       //\       /\      /\
                                         \/_      V_/_      \/_     \/_

Sharky wrote:

> Dave Bird says...
> 
>> For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
>>      _  _                 _  _
>>     ( )( )               ( )( )
>> ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
>>  d   {..}   b             (..)
> 
> Why are they for Scottish readers?

Would they not be mooses from Hollywood?
or are they Scottish mooses on vacation?

Rowe
-- 
http://tom.staight.net

"Sharky" wrote in message ...
| In alt.ascii-art, Dave Bird says...
|
| >For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
| >      _  _                 _  _
| >     ( )( )               ( )( )
| > ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
| >  d   {..}   b             (..)
|
| Why are they for Scottish readers?

What is the difference between Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney?

Mickey has large ears and Walt Disney!

(Ok, now read it again in a Scottish accent and tell me again it's not funny!)

STM

ObAscii - A wild Haggis



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