ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Aug 12

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>              _          /   ;     I'M LIKE THE GOOSE THAT LAID
> (`._    _.-"" ""--..__,'    |     THE GOLDEN EGG EXCEPT THAT  
><_  `-""                     \    I SHIT CHOCOLATE            

Greate, after trying to explian to my girlfriend that gease do not
lay chocolate eggs after she saw the Chocolate Factory we now have
some goose comeout and saying that it is possible for a goose to
produce chocolet.  I hope I can explain the joke to her without
her maintaining the literalness of the statement.  

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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote in message
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> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
> >              _          /   ;     I'M LIKE THE GOOSE THAT LAID
> > (`._    _.-"" ""--..__,'    |     THE GOLDEN EGG EXCEPT THAT
> ><_  `-""                     \    I SHIT CHOCOLATE
>
> Greate, after trying to explian to my girlfriend that gease do not
> lay chocolate eggs after she saw the Chocolate Factory we now have
> some goose comeout and saying that it is possible for a goose to
> produce chocolet.  I hope I can explain the joke to her without
> her maintaining the literalness of the statement.
>
Ok, hold on....you mean that geese DON'T lay chocolate eggs? What'll you say
next that Easter eggs are actually dyed by people, HA! I think you better think
about a few things friend, you seem to have been mislead. These things are real,
I know they are cuz I saw a goose laying those eggs on that movie as well and
there is no reason to believe that it was just a trick or Hollywood. I also have
celebrated Easter every year and ever year a bunny hides eggs in my yard. If a
chicken did not lay them then how could the bunny paint them all pretty and
such?

Sheesh...some people, I tell you...

Zot


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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Zotiel R. Bell wrote the following -._
> If a chicken did not lay them then how could the bunny paint them
> all pretty and such?

Before you start telling me what is real and what is not real I
recomend you do some reseach on easter eggs.  Chickens don't lay
them.  The bunnies do.  Anyone who has ever seen a Cadbury commercial
knows that.

Some peoples kids.

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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote in message
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> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Zotiel R. Bell wrote the following -._
> > If a chicken did not lay them then how could the bunny paint them
> > all pretty and such?
>
> Before you start telling me what is real and what is not real I
> recomend you do some reseach on easter eggs.  Chickens don't lay
> them.  The bunnies do.  Anyone who has ever seen a Cadbury commercial
> knows that.
>
> Some peoples kids.
>
I humbly stand corrected...


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