Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2004 Aug 12
From Zotiel R. Bell <ali...@yahoo.com>
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· 14 Aug 2004 17:03 · View full thread
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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote in message news:IK6Tc.27899$Jo1.15918@lakeread01... > _.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._ > > _ / ; I'M LIKE THE GOOSE THAT LAID > > (`._ _.-"" ""--..__,' | THE GOLDEN EGG EXCEPT THAT > ><_ `-"" \ I SHIT CHOCOLATE > > Greate, after trying to explian to my girlfriend that gease do not > lay chocolate eggs after she saw the Chocolate Factory we now have > some goose comeout and saying that it is possible for a goose to > produce chocolet. I hope I can explain the joke to her without > her maintaining the literalness of the statement. > Ok, hold on....you mean that geese DON'T lay chocolate eggs? What'll you say next that Easter eggs are actually dyed by people, HA! I think you better think about a few things friend, you seem to have been mislead. These things are real, I know they are cuz I saw a goose laying those eggs on that movie as well and there is no reason to believe that it was just a trick or Hollywood. I also have celebrated Easter every year and ever year a bunny hides eggs in my yard. If a chicken did not lay them then how could the bunny paint them all pretty and such? Sheesh...some people, I tell you... Zot --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.732 / Virus Database: 486 - Release Date: 7/29/04
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