Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Nov 1998.
Bad-taste requests... Nazi etc.
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· 12 messages · 2 Nov 1998 - 13 Nov 1998
I really wanted to do a diagonal one, but that was way beyond my
tiny expertise - those 90^ diagonals are a real bugger.
So we're left with this rather boring little piece of junk...
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Of course it's NOT a Nazi thingy, I would *never* do such a thing!
This is the ancient-Egyptian/Buddhist good luck symbol. This goes
clockwise, (regarding the tails as rockets, like a Catherine wheel
firework); the Nazi one goes anti-clockwise. Very fitting, as they
were anti-everything, almost.
Meanwhile, I'm still working on "Banana Up My Cunt" - that someone
called for. That's turning out a bit tricky too...
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The Germans were VERY good at winning battles, but disastrous at making war.
The British were always exactly the reverse.
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Bill Taylor wrote: > Meanwhile, I'm still working on "Banana Up My Cunt" - that someone > called for. That's turning out a bit tricky too... Really? Well, the "Fucked bitches" poster has already returned =) And I already did the banana =) -- ____ Time : Mon Nov 2 13:22:50 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . $100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly XXx++-.. for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 -- XXxx++--.. by which time it will be worth nothing. Lazarus Long `XXXxx+++--' (72) `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
In article <71jdjl$b8j$1...@cantuc.canterbury.ac.nz>, Bill Taylor <mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> writes >I really wanted to do a diagonal one, but that was way beyond my >tiny expertise - those 90^ diagonals are a real bugger. . .' '. .'. '. '. .' '. .' .' .' .'. '. .' .' === '.' '. '.' .' @ @ '. .' ;#: .' . '. . ----| |---- .' .' '. '. .' '. |_| .' .' '. ' .' /@' \ '. '. '. .' \/ \/ '. '. ' hitler...only '.' had one ball |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
Adolf was wondering, he had been sitting under the giant Adler for quite
some time now, and he couldn't decide wether the german eagle was male or
female.
He sent for some jewish scientists and promised them freedom if they could
tell what gender the german eagle was.
Scared to death the scientists thought it was another one of the trick-
questions and decided not to make things worse an keep their mouths shut.
So hitler sent for some captured american soldiers to ask them.
Hell, I don't know, most of them answered.
One told him.
"Well, it's pretty obvious... it's a male".
"How can you tell" Hitler asked.
And the soldier answered:"Well, there's a dick between his legs."
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Grep Innit.
In article <71ond8$sjf$1...@cantuc.canterbury.ac.nz>, Bill Taylor writes: >Thanks! And I diddled the apostrophes... > > > . > .' `. > .^. `. `. > .' `. .' .' > .' .^. `. .' .' === > `.' `. `.' .' @ @ > `. .' ;#: > .' . `. . ----| |---- > .' .' `. `. .' `. |_| > .' .' `. ' .' /@' \ > '. '. `. .' \/ \/ > `. `. ' hitler...had only > `.' GOT one ball Ah....I see why you didn't tough the other corners (they're full stops) |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> writes:
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Thanks! And I diddled the apostrophes...
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Goering... had two but they were small, ...
etc ...to the tune of "Colonel Bogey" (whistled in "Bridge on the River Kwai")
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Bill Taylor <mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote: > `. `. ' hitler...had only > `.' GOT one ball >Goering... had two but they were small, ... >etc ...to the tune of "Colonel Bogey" (whistled in "Bridge on the River Kwai") ..--. .--.. .-`` | | ``-. .` `-.__.-` `. : . . : :`'-..-. .-..-'`: : :` `: : .` : : `. : .` `. : : : : : : : : : -o\-`o- : : : : :...:`-.. ..-`:...: ```--------``` " Whistle while you work Fatty Goring had a shirt Chamberlain wore it, Hitler tore it. Wasn't he a twerp? " -- tune from Disney's "Snow White" Toodles,
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|> Fatty Goring had a shirt
|> Chamberlain wore it,
|> Hitler tore it.
|> Wasn't he a twerp? "
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A Jew was fleeing from the Nazis, and he only just managed to catch the last
possible train. As the train clatterred along the tracks, all he heard was -
"Hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler..."
Then the train went through a tunnel, and all he could hear was -
"Himmler himmler himmler himmler..."
- then it went over a bridge, to the accompaniment -
"Ribbentrop ribbentrop ribbentrop ribbentrop..."
Our fleeing friend was in a bad state by this time! Relieved, he noted that
the train was finally it pulled into the port, and the doors opened with a
"Hess, Hessssss."
Our refrugee was getting *really* paranoid by this time, and got onto
the boat in a very jittery state. Alas, as the boat pulled out of harbour,
the horn went -
"Goering; Goeeeeeringgg"
It was all to much. The escapee went round the bend completely, and threw
himself overboard. And the last sound he heard as he sank to the bottom was -
"Goebbels, goebbels, goebbels..."
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.----- On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 18:32:18 +0000, Bellal Yaqub posted:
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Your point?
Puzzled....
-Martin.
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My point was, Grep, INNIT? INNIT! Bellal Yaqub Wogwon in dem parts GEEZA!!! ps....grep innnit!
.----- On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 19:27:15 +0000, ELEKRTRIK JAGG U R posted:
|My point was,
|Grep,
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|INNIT?
|INNIT!
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|Bellal Yaqub
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|Wogwon in dem parts GEEZA!!!
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|ps....grep innnit!
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I give up! :o)
Bye,
-Martin
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