Re: Bad-taste requests... Nazi etc.
Adolf was wondering, he had been sitting under the giant Adler for quite
some time now, and he couldn't decide wether the german eagle was male or
female.
He sent for some jewish scientists and promised them freedom if they could
tell what gender the german eagle was.
Scared to death the scientists thought it was another one of the trick-
questions and decided not to make things worse an keep their mouths shut.
So hitler sent for some captured american soldiers to ask them.
Hell, I don't know, most of them answered.
One told him.
"Well, it's pretty obvious... it's a male".
"How can you tell" Hitler asked.
And the soldier answered:"Well, there's a dick between his legs."
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.Xx+-. . Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have
XXx++-.. one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
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