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Grue Music Awards 2003
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Grue Music Awards 2003
January 1st, 2004
G:Hello people, today we're going to
choose the best of 2003's music, kind of.
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oo oo)) K:Yeah,right. By the way
/|\/|\[],-;'. I'm Kate and that []
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"" ""/ \_ G:Thanks,Kate. _/ \_
G:First nomination is "Debut album". Not a lot to choose from.
So, we have Evanescence "Fallen", Cinder "Break The Silence" and...
,, __ K:All-American Rejects album.
oo oo)) ,I think Evanescence
/|\/|\[],-;'. beats them easily. []
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;--; | / l` G:I hope not. |
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G:And the winner is... Cinder.
,, __K:And that is "guy from Cinder" Well... I wanna...
oo oo)) , __ ,I need... Ah, I
/|\/|\[],-;'. [] oo" recall:
\| |i| | / ) / `--###\ I want it, I need it
;--; | / l` | ###| I love it, I hate it
|||| | /___\ | ### RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
"" ""/ \_ _/ \_ ;#;# RIGHT!!!!
G:Okay, let's go to the second one: "Follow-up album". That's like
second album but Follow-Up sounds cooler. There are Alien Ant Farm
with "truANT", Sum 41 "Does this look infected"
,, __ K:And Linkin Park's "Meteora"
oo oo)) ,oh, I love Chester!!!
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Sorry to disappoint
you, but...
G:Alien Ant Farm wins that one... Hello, I'm the head of
,, __K:Well, I love Dryden too... ,Dryden Mitchell. So,
oo oo)) , Of course he ,, i'd like to thank
/|\/|\[],-;'. is there to say [] oo ,j. everyone for
\| |i| | / ) something to you. / \/| |\ support,especially
;--; | / l` | | |l Dryden's hand. Buy
|||| | /___\ | ||| our next album
"" ""/ \_ _/ \_ ,||| "Ants in the pants"
G:Next nomination is "Best Comeback". There were a lot of them, namely
Metallica "St.Anger", Therapy? "High Anxiety" and limpbizkit's
,, __ K:"Results may vary".
oo oo)) ,That's very close one!
/|\/|\[],-;'. []
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;--; | / l`G:Indeed! Though |
|||| | /___\ Metallica sucks. |
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G:And the best of the three is... Therapy?!
,, __ K:You gotta be kidding! Yeah, I kinda thot
oo oo)) , ,,, ,that wanker Durst
/|\/|\[],-;'. [] "oO" would win. Nope.
\| |i| | / ) / --'###\ Anyways, thanx
;--; | / l` | ###l for that shit.
|||| | /___\ G:That was Andrew | $ $
"" ""/ \_ Cairns for ya! _/ \_ _$_$
G:And now the saucy part:"Album of the Year"!
,, __ K:Why do you always start talking first?
oo oo))
/|\/|\[],-;'. G: What would YOU say?[]
\| |i| | / ) /
;--; | / l` K:I would say "Why do |
|||| | /___\ you look at my tits?" |
"" ""/ \_ G: No, my line was better.
K: So, "Album of the Year" is one of those: Cold "Year of the Album",
nah sorry,"Spider", limpbizkit's "Bipolar"... oh it was renamed to
,, __ "Results may vary", and the last, but not the least
G:Ew. Oo oo)) The Offspring's "Sprinkle"
/|\/|\[],-;'. []
\| |i| | / ) G: "Splinter" /
;--; | / l` K: Yeah, what did I say?
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G: And The Offspring wins that one!!!
,, __ K: Dexter Holland there! ,,, Well, what can I say
oo oo)) , oo; ,That was our 7th
/|\/|\[],-;'. []__`j\ album and we put
\| |i| | / ) / | | there everything we
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|||| | /___\ | |||| deserved the award.
"" ""/ \_ _/ \_ [_[_| PUNKS NEVER DIE!
G: Frankly, Dexter, if 30 minutes and 12 tracks is everything you could
do, then I don't know what to say. I would probably give the award to
Cold, but I haven't listened the entire album.
G: Tomorrow we gonna give awards for the best songs of the year in
several categories. That would be cool!
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Timofei Shatrov wrote: > G:First nomination is "Debut album". Not a lot to choose from. > So, we have Evanescence "Fallen", Cinder "Break The Silence" and... > ,, __ K:All-American Rejects album. > oo oo)) ,I think Evanescence > /|\/|\[],-;'. beats them easily. [] > \| |i| | / ) / > ;--; | / l` G:I hope not. | > |||| | /___\ | > "" ""/ \_ _/ \_ > Isn't 'Fallen' Evanesence's second album? I thought there was an album before: 'Origin', though the only evidence I've been able to find is a lyrics listing for it - mind you, it includes an album cover with Evanesence's logo, and one of the songs on it is 'My Immortal'. http://www.lyred.com/lyrics/Evanescence/Origin/
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>Timofei Shatrov wrote:
>> G:First nomination is "Debut album". Not a lot to choose from.
>> So, we have Evanescence "Fallen", Cinder "Break The Silence" and...
>> ,, __ K:All-American Rejects album.
>> oo oo)) ,I think Evanescence
>> /|\/|\[],-;'. beats them easily. []
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>> ;--; | / l` G:I hope not. |
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>Isn't 'Fallen' Evanesence's second album? I thought there was an album
>before: 'Origin', though the only evidence I've been able to find is a
>lyrics listing for it - mind you, it includes an album cover with
>Evanesence's logo, and one of the songs on it is 'My Immortal'.
>
>http://www.lyred.com/lyrics/Evanescence/Origin/
Who cares? They are embarrassingly bad.
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