Grue Music Awards 2003

 Grue  Music  Awards 2003
   January 1st, 2004

G:Hello people, today we're going to
  choose the best of 2003's music, kind of.
       ,,      __
       oo     oo)) K:Yeah,right. By the way
     /|\/|\[],-;'.   I'm Kate and that    []
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      ;--; |  / l`                       |
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     "" ""/ \_     G:Thanks,Kate.      _/ \_


 G:First nomination is "Debut album". Not a lot to choose from.
   So, we have Evanescence "Fallen", Cinder "Break The Silence" and...
        ,,      __ K:All-American Rejects album.
        oo     oo)) ,I think Evanescence
      /|\/|\[],-;'.  beats them easily.    []
      \|  |i|  | / )                      /
       ;--; |  / l` G:I hope not.         |
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      "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_


G:And the winner is... Cinder.
        ,,      __K:And that is "guy from Cinder"   Well... I wanna...
        oo     oo)) ,                          __  ,I need... Ah, I
      /|\/|\[],-;'.                        []  oo"  recall:
      \|  |i|  | / )                      / `--###\ I want it, I need it
       ;--; |  / l`                       |    ###| I love it, I hate it
       |||| | /___\                       |    ###  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
      "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_ ;#;#  RIGHT!!!!

G:Okay, let's go to the second one: "Follow-up album". That's like
  second album but Follow-Up sounds cooler. There are Alien Ant Farm
  with "truANT", Sum 41 "Does this look infected"
       ,,      __ K:And Linkin Park's "Meteora"
       oo     oo)) ,oh, I love Chester!!!
     /|\/|\[],-;'.                        []
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      ;--; |  / l` -                     |
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     "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_
  Sorry to disappoint
  you, but...

G:Alien Ant Farm wins that one...                Hello, I'm the head of
        ,,      __K:Well, I love Dryden too...  ,Dryden Mitchell. So,
        oo     oo)) , Of course he            ,,    i'd like to thank
      /|\/|\[],-;'.  is there to say       [] oo ,j. everyone for
      \|  |i|  | / ) something to you.    /    \/| |\ support,especially
       ;--; |  / l`                       |      | |l Dryden's hand. Buy
       |||| | /___\                       |      |||  our next album
      "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_   ,||| "Ants in the pants"


G:Next nomination is "Best Comeback". There were a lot of them, namely
  Metallica "St.Anger", Therapy? "High Anxiety" and limpbizkit's
       ,,      __ K:"Results may vary".
       oo     oo)) ,That's very close one!
     /|\/|\[],-;'.                        []
     \|  |i|  | / )                      /
      ;--; |  / l`G:Indeed! Though       |
      |||| | /___\  Metallica sucks.     |
     "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_


G:And the best of the three is... Therapy?!
        ,,      __  K:You gotta be kidding!         Yeah, I kinda thot
        oo     oo)) ,                          ,,, ,that wanker Durst
      /|\/|\[],-;'.                        [] "oO"  would win. Nope.
      \|  |i|  | / )                      / --'###\ Anyways, thanx
       ;--; |  / l`                       |    ###l for that shit.
       |||| | /___\ G:That was Andrew     |    $ $
      "" ""/ \_       Cairns for ya!    _/ \_ _$_$



G:And now the saucy part:"Album of the Year"!
       ,,      __ K:Why do you always start talking first?
       oo     oo))
     /|\/|\[],-;'.  G: What would YOU say?[]
     \|  |i|  | / )                      /
      ;--; |  / l` K:I would say "Why do |
      |||| | /___\ you look at my tits?" |
     "" ""/ \_   G: No, my line was better.

K: So, "Album of the Year" is one of those: Cold "Year of the Album",
nah sorry,"Spider", limpbizkit's "Bipolar"... oh it was renamed to
       ,,      __  "Results may vary", and the last, but not the least
 G:Ew. Oo     oo)) The Offspring's "Sprinkle"
     /|\/|\[],-;'.                        []
     \|  |i|  | / ) G: "Splinter"        /
      ;--; |  / l`  K: Yeah, what did I say?
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     "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_

G: And The Offspring wins that one!!!
        ,,      __  K: Dexter Holland there!   ,,,  Well, what can I say
        oo     oo)) ,                          oo; ,That was our 7th
      /|\/|\[],-;'.                        []__`j\  album and we put
      \|  |i|  | / )                      /    |  | there everything we
       ;--; |  / l`                       |    |__l could. I think we
       |||| | /___\                       |    |||| deserved the award.
      "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_ [_[_| PUNKS NEVER DIE!
 G: Frankly, Dexter, if 30 minutes and 12 tracks is everything you could
 do, then I don't know what to say. I would probably give the award to
 Cold, but I haven't listened the entire album.

 G: Tomorrow we gonna give awards for the best songs of the year in
 several categories. That would be cool!



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