Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Apr 1996.
Wanted: The Finger
alt.ascii-art
· 19 messages · 25 Apr 1996 - 20 May 1996
Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone off) Thanks! :) ~Carlos. ~Carlos Perez Reach me at Red...@aol.com or The...@msn.com ~ASK ME QUESTIONS!!! I LIKE TO ANSWER!!!!~ };])
RedWngsFan (red...@aol.com) wrote on 25 Apr 1996 22:33:37 -0400 : > Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > off) /"\ |\./| | | | | | / \ |>*<| \ / | | | /'\| |/'\ /'\| | | | | %%%%% | |\ | | | | | \ | * * * * |> > | / | / | / \ | |--/'''\--| | |--+= | | |--\.../--| -- From: .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ ~x".-~ ~-. I have a name: _ ( / \ _ Chau Man Chun (�P �� �o ) || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== I have a home: (�� �� �O �@ �� �H �� ...) \\ \ .__/ / // http://www.se.cuhk.hk/~mcchau3/ \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// hosting Charlie Yeung and cool links }^ \.( ) _.'//. (... �� �� �� �g ) / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | So,.. so what? | l_l Y T | Just Do It: finger -l mcc...@se.cuhk.hk l "o l_j ! \ / _,.---^. o .^---..
red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) writes: >Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone >off) ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT"
RedWngsFan wrote: > > Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > off) If you have access to gopher, try gopher://gopher.wwa.com:70/00/ascii/SmallASCIIPics/SmallAsciiPics01. It has one in it. :) -- +-- - - . .x | Eric Christopherson | x. . - - --+
Brian Yuri A.D. Constance wrote: > red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) writes: > >Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > >off) > ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT" Spelling flames are lame. Here's a few for you: you forgot the ' in "can't" and you didn't capitalize the first letter of the first word in your sentence -- it should be Ahhhh. And when you trail off, use three periods... Do you see how incredibly lame this is?
In article <4lpcm1$ou...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) wrote: > Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > off) ** **** **** **** **** ** **** ** ** *************** ****************** ******************* ****************** *************** ************ -- Sig cannibalism or Sig collage? You decide! � �� � � � �о�� ����� � � � � �о���� ������� ���������������������� �о�������������� � Fear the slug! � �о������������ � � � �� For it is holy! � �о������������������ � ���������������������� ���������������������� � � � ����������� ������� � �������� � ����� � � �������� ��� � � ������ �� �� � � � � � � о� ���������������� о� ��������������������������� о� ������������������������������������� ��� ���������� ������������������������������������������� ���������������� ��� ���������� ���������������������������������������������� ��������������� �� о�������� ������������������������������������������������ �������������� � о�������� �������������������������������������������������� ������������� �������������������������������������������������������� According to nobel prizewinning surgeon and hygenist Tom Whelan, you should always do the following things to make life better for your spleen:1) Let it out for a few minutes each day. Carefully put a towel in your lap for this. 2) Vent the Spleen. This is best done in the shower, as it can become messy. Be sure to have your blood type in stock at the local red cross. 3) Talk to your Spleen: A few words of encourgement, or jaus t a kind comment make for a happy day. 4) Never scare your spleen. Mad barking dogs, incontinent parrots, and brain damaged Easter Bunnies all tend to upset your spleen. 5) Your spleen needs a diet high in Haggis. Haggis is a delicacy popular in Scotland. It is made with ground lamb's brains, liver, adrenal glands and hemp with a barley binder. The Haggis is served in the lamb's stomach. Since there is a resemblance, the Spleen enjoys this meal. 6) Burp allot. This is akin to a back rub for the Spleen. _ _ /o\ Give me lava lamps or give me death /o\ \_/ \_/ "There once was a warrior, with a beard" "He had a power, yes IB! was feared" "Nothing he did, could ever be wrong" "He was quick, and he was strong" /---------------------------\ |S / |don't fear the hippie | \_______________________________ |P \ |he's got mind control -dm| / spamgod is your true salvation! |L \--------|------------------/ |E P| i was driving at the speed of light and turned on my |E E| headlights, the light piled up on my windshield like |N A| wet toilet paper. /-------------|-----\ C| --------------------< |Yak Cheese Abuser| > E| \-------------------/ Q: Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding? Rob Piltz has this to say: "While aluminum siding requires little maintainance after it has been installed, I still prefer the look of natural cedar shake siding. It may be more work, but I think that overall you will be pleased with it, you can stain it any color you like. Plus, your spleen will like it better. Natural wood feels more comfortable to your spleen than hard, cold aluminum. A comfortable spleen is a happy spleen." It has been noted that aluminum siding chafes spleens. Dave Calvin notes that WD-40 reduces chafing, but reminds us that spleens don't like the taste of WD-40, which could result in a decrease in performance. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! JESUS LOVES YOU !!! smily clown --> =*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IB?=IB! Hail Me!
On 27 Apr 1996, Brian Yuri A.D. Constance wrote: > red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) writes: > > >Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > >off) > > ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT" ahhhh.. And *you* can't even spell, "can't" ! Ha ha ha. I love this stuff! :-) ____________ ======\ //================Micah AKA Gambit============== =======\ //=============von...@freenet.msp.mn.us=========== ========\ //======http://www.wavefront.com/~vono/planetv==== =========\ //================================================= \/
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Micah D Vono <von...@freenet.msp.mn.us> wrote: >On 27 Apr 1996, Brian Yuri A.D. Constance wrote: >> red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) writes: >> >> >Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone >> >off) >> >> ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT" > ahhhh.. And *you* can't even spell, "can't" ! Ha ha ha. I love >this stuff! :-) =--------------------------------------= Never mind all this b.s. on who cannot spell. WOULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?????? <gr> Charles Hulen
On 27 Apr 1996, Scott C. Sullivan wrote: > Date: 27 APR 1996 22:17:27 -0400 > From: Scott C. Sullivan <scs...@mtu.edu> > Newgroups: alt.ascii-art > Subject: Re: Wanted: The Finger > > Brian Yuri A.D. Constance wrote: > > red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) writes: > > > >Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > > >off) > > > ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT" > > Spelling flames are lame. Here's a few for you: > you forgot the ' in "can't" and you didn't capitalize the > first letter of the first word in your sentence -- it > should be Ahhhh. And when you trail off, use three periods... > > Do you see how incredibly lame this is? > > _ / \ |\_/| |---| | | | | _ |=-=| _ _ / \| |/ \ / \| | | ||\ | | | | | \> | | | | | \ | - - - - |) ) | / \ / \ / \ / Here is to you "ENGLISH TEACHER" ..................... . . . .. . . .
psm...@runner.utsa.edu (Patrick Songchai Smyth) writes: >:: Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone : >off) >: ahhhh.. and he cant even spell "DECENT" >Oh, How appropriate, Maybe you'd like The finger! Is that "DECENT" enough >for you? > > _ > .###, > .###$ > .'"$$ > , ;$$ > , ;$$ > ; ;$$ > ; ;O$ > ;;;$$; > ;;o$$$i > ; $$$$$ > .,oo ';;$$i > ;;;$$ ;;;$$;,;$$, > ;;;$$ ;;;$$; ;;$$'$$ > ;',;;$$ ;;;$$$ ;;$$ ;;$ > ; ;;;$$ ;;$$$$ ;;$$$ ;;$ > ; ;o$$;;;$$$$$ ;;;$$$;;;$ > ; ;;o$$$;;$$$$$;;;$$$$;;;$$ > ; ;;oo$O;;;$$$;;;;$$;;;$$$ > ; oooooooo$$$$OO$$$OO$$$' > '; ooooooo$$$$oo$$$oo$$$ > ; oooooo$$$$o$$$$o$$$ > ; oooooo$$$o$$$o$$$ > ; ooooo$$$$$$$$$$ > ; oooo$$$$$$$$$ > ; oo$$$$$$$$$$$$ >============================================================================== >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > psm...@runner.utsa.edu ------------------------ psm...@lonestar.utsa.edu > "If we didn't have C, we'd be programming in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL." > HTTP://(Not yet available) FTP://FTP.JAPAN.COM >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * >============================================================================== hi
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> Never mind all this b.s. on who cannot spell. > WOULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?????? > <gr> > > Charles Hulen I think they just did, Chuck. Gee I hope this gets into 'alt.humor.best-of-usenet'. Do I get my prize? Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen.
On Wed, 08 May 1996 14:39:22 +1000 in alt.ascii-art, Ralph McRalphie wrote:
: > Never mind all this b.s. on who cannot spell.
: > WOULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER??????
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: I think they just did, Chuck.
: Gee I hope this gets into 'alt.humor.best-of-usenet'. Do I get my prize?
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--==Sick Boy==-- <bsc4045@bacchus> wrote: >> >> Never mind all this b.s. on who cannot spell. >> WOULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?????? >> <gr> >> >> Charles Hulen > Anything you say asshole! =================================================== To "Sick Boy": I thank you for the ascii-art, it was just what I was looking for. I do question however why you found it necessary to insult me. My sweet mother always told me that people use those kinds of words towards other people when they're not smart enough to think of an intelligent insult. Besides, there's an old Polish proverb that says: "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and neither should be shown in public." Charles Hulen a.k.a. "Banacek" President S.C.O.P.E.
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On Mon, 13 May 1996, Ralph McRalphie wrote: > Date: Mon, 13 MAY 1996 13:37:54 +1100 > From: Ralph McRalphie <b94...@student.anu.edu.au> > Newgroups: alt.ascii-art > Subject: Re: Wanted: The Finger > > > To "Sick Boy": > > I thank you for the ascii-art, it was just what I was looking for. I do > > question however why you found it necessary to insult me. > > > Charles Hulen > > Dear Chuck > > I agree in full. I don't think that it was particularly useful or > constructive to call you an asshole. I think that my comment was much > more humourous and didn't harm anyone. I think then that you should > forward it to the moderators of the 'alt.best of whatever' newsgroup so > that I can receive credit for the gem that it was. > > RR > I think you should both get a grip of yourselves, an ascii picture of someone giving the finger is obviously offensive in it's own right yet you were quite willing to post a request for one. Are you a hypocrite? Furthermore the asshole comment wasn't directed at anyone in particular it just complimented the offensive ascii but now you come to mention it.... ____ _ __ __ / ___|| |_ ___ _ _____ _ __ | \ / |_ _ _ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ \ \ | _| __"| | | | __"| '_ \ | ' | | | | '__| '__|/ _' | | | | _\ \| |_| __/| |'./| __/| | | | | . | |_| | | | | | ( | | |_| | |____/ \__|____|_./ |____|_| |_| |__| |__|\ _ /|_| |_| \__,_|\__, | 'bsc...@napier.ac.uk' 'http://www.dcs.napier.ac.uk/~bsc4045' |___/
> To "Sick Boy": > I thank you for the ascii-art, it was just what I was looking for. I do > question however why you found it necessary to insult me. > Charles Hulen Dear Chuck I agree in full. I don't think that it was particularly useful or constructive to call you an asshole. I think that my comment was much more humourous and didn't harm anyone. I think then that you should forward it to the moderators of the 'alt.best of whatever' newsgroup so that I can receive credit for the gem that it was. RR
--==Sick Boy==-- <bsc4045@bacchus> wrote: >> >> Never mind all this b.s. on who cannot spell. >> WOULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?????? >> <gr> >> >> Charles Hulen > > _ > / \ > |\_/| > |---| > | | > | | > _ |=-=| _ > _ / \| |/ \ > / \| | | ||\ > | | | | | \> > | | | | | \ > | - - - - |) ) > | / > \ / > \ / > \ / > > Anything you say asshole! > > >
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