Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jul 1998.
Dear AgonyAuntstein 980706 Issue
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· 1 message · 6 Jul 1998
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980706 Pete Casso. []
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, []
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[] I am Miss WellEndowedstein (.)x(.) and I am having problems []
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[] with my breasts. They have attracted many charming and playful []
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[] dates (o o) (o o) (o o) But I can't feel anything because []
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[] O O O []
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[] there is too much natural padding there (.)x(.) []
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[] What shall I do? []
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[] Dear Miss WellEndowedstein (.)x(.) []
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[] .oo []
[] Get cosmetic surgery from Doctor Frogstein ( -) He has the []
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[] largest selection in his "Gallery of Sensuous Breasts" []
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[] In case you have a headache, you can now cover your smaller []
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[] breasts with your wings, see the chaste example on the far right. []
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[] ,, (__) As bride and groom we hail []
[] ( "> <" ) all devils with but one tail []
[] ,(> )><( <), []
[] ( ^^ ^^ ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
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