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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Dec 1998.
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Ouch

Ouch

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 16 Dec 1998 - 20 Dec 1998
I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely
be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account
of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw.

Oopps..... JRO

JRO wrote:
> 
> I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely
> be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account
> of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw.
> 
> Oopps..... JRO

Sounds like a cartoon in the making ...  :^)

Sandy

On Wed, 16 Dec 1998, JRO wrote:

> I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely
> be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account
> of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw.
> 
> Oopps..... JRO

Lordy JRO...I hope you didn't lose anything "valuable" in that accident.
Take care and Season's Greetings.

--
Geraldine Jones & The Elder Three                  /\   /\
Email:  we9...@victoria.tc.ca                      ( 0   0 )
Web Page:  http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/       =  Y  =

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comASCIIart> ASCII art 18 Dec 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <367759ab.0@206.103.97.91>

>I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely
>be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account
>of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw.

well at least you have your hands left...
unless you typed with your nose or toes...
(!)
Hope you're feeling better soon!

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Sorry to hear JRO :-(

Sounds worst than my crushed finger :-(

Hope you get better soon and try to have a good Xmas

Konfucius

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 18 Dec 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Thanks to folks for email and posts.  I are fine.  I done lost
nothing, 'cept the ability to type for a while, on account of
stupid bandages on hand.  It are kind of funny, cause I never have
got hurt, whether I was runnin' labs, er teachin', er restorin'
antique cars, er buildin' buildings, er layin' round the house where
I belongs.  Mostly, I lay round the house, which are no problem, on
account of my wife is so beautiful. Now, had I been doin' what I
should have been doin', I wouldn't be whinin' now.


Anyway, I reepost last chrismas cartoon, cause it are too difficult
to make some more right now:



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                        ((())
                       (((()))
    "Awright! It's     ( o o )
   time for chris'mas  _\ - /_
       dinner!"       / \\_// \
      \              / (_   _) \
       \ )))         \ /~~~~~\ /
        ( oo       ___/_______\________
  _______\o/______|\\                  \____jro
        // \\     ||\\        ____      \
        \\_//     || \\      |____|      \
        //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
       (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays


_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*




 "Not so fast, young man!
  You march back and
  wash those hands,   ((())
    first!"       \  (((()))
               ()    ( o o )
                \_   _\ o /_
                ( \ / \\_// \
                 \ \ (_   _) \
       )))        \ //~~~~~\ /
      ( oo       ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\                  \____jro
      // \      ||\\        ____      \
      \\_|      || \\      |____|      \
      //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
     (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \



merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas



| |       |  |      |
| |       |  |      |
| |     ()|
| |       | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| |       |  I don't unnerstand
| |        /  none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
|     ())))   \     |
|      \_/     \    |
|     // \\     \   |
|     \\_//      \  |
|      //\\       \ |
|     (_)(_)       \|_______jro



happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear



| |         |   |
| |
| |     "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| |      Claus... I've never seen
| |        /  any of 'em."
| |

| | (((()/)
| |  \_///  |   |
| | //  /   |   |
| | \\_/    |   |
| |  |||    |   |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
                 \
                  \ jro


thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall


              Now ever'body be more careful than I were,

                       Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                  oglesbee@
                           mail.fullnet.net

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 20 Dec 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <367759ab.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO"
<ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote:
> 
> I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely
> be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account
> of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw.
> 
> Oopps..... JRO

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Hope you're better soon and that it wasn't a drastic slice.

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It's so tempting to say it... dare I?

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need a hand?

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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It must be because I'm giddy from
finishing my Christmas shopping. I still have to do the wrapping though.
Oh oh... how am I going to cut the paper?
 


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NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.

                         I did all my Christmas shopping
                            on my bicycle because the
                               weather is so weird.
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ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions
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