Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Dec 1998.
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· 7 messages · 16 Dec 1998 - 20 Dec 1998
I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw. Oopps..... JRO
JRO wrote: > > I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely > be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account > of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw. > > Oopps..... JRO Sounds like a cartoon in the making ... :^) Sandy
On Wed, 16 Dec 1998, JRO wrote: > I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely > be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account > of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw. > > Oopps..... JRO Lordy JRO...I hope you didn't lose anything "valuable" in that accident. Take care and Season's Greetings. -- Geraldine Jones & The Elder Three /\ /\ Email: we9...@victoria.tc.ca ( 0 0 ) Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ = Y =
>Message-id: <367759ab.0@206.103.97.91> >I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely >be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account >of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw. well at least you have your hands left... unless you typed with your nose or toes... (!) Hope you're feeling better soon! .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ I \ // \\ | \ \ \ I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| -joan -- __. .--, *-/___, ,-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, _.-.=,{\/ _/ /`) `\ _ ),-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) _..-'`-(`._(_.;` / /< \\=`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )<`--''` (__\_________/___, /< <\ </ /< /< /< </ /< (_____Y_____Y___, (jgs) spu...@juno.com ASCII Art: http://www.ascii-art.com
Sorry to hear JRO :-( Sounds worst than my crushed finger :-( Hope you get better soon and try to have a good Xmas Konfucius
Thanks to folks for email and posts. I are fine. I done lost
nothing, 'cept the ability to type for a while, on account of
stupid bandages on hand. It are kind of funny, cause I never have
got hurt, whether I was runnin' labs, er teachin', er restorin'
antique cars, er buildin' buildings, er layin' round the house where
I belongs. Mostly, I lay round the house, which are no problem, on
account of my wife is so beautiful. Now, had I been doin' what I
should have been doin', I wouldn't be whinin' now.
Anyway, I reepost last chrismas cartoon, cause it are too difficult
to make some more right now:
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
((())
(((()))
"Awright! It's ( o o )
time for chris'mas _\ - /_
dinner!" / \\_// \
\ / (_ _) \
\ ))) \ /~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\o/______|\\ \____jro
// \\ ||\\ ____ \
\\_// || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Not so fast, young man!
You march back and
wash those hands, ((())
first!" \ (((()))
() ( o o )
\_ _\ o /_
( \ / \\_// \
\ \ (_ _) \
))) \ //~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\ \____jro
// \ ||\\ ____ \
\\_| || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ()|
| | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| | | I don't unnerstand
| | / none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
| ()))) \ |
| \_/ \ |
| // \\ \ |
| \\_// \ |
| //\\ \ |
| (_)(_) \|_______jro
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
| | | |
| |
| | "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| | Claus... I've never seen
| | / any of 'em."
| |
| | (((()/)
| | \_/// | |
| | // / | |
| | \\_/ | |
| | ||| | |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
\
\ jro
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
Now ever'body be more careful than I were,
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
In article <367759ab.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > > I reckoned I wood let y'all knoe, it will likely > be awhile afore I am up[ to typin' much, on account > of collision wiht an undomesticated skillsaw. > > Oopps..... JRO /\ /\ /\ \ | | \/ / \ / \ \ | | \ / / \ \ |\ | | / / \/ \ / \ | \ | | / / \ / \ | \ | | /| / / \/ \ | \ | | / | / / \ | \ | | / | / / \| \| | / | / / |/ | / / |/ / / . Hope you're better soon and that it wasn't a drastic slice. . . It's so tempting to say it... dare I? . . . . need a hand? _ _|_|_ |_| |_|_ | | | |_| | | | | | | | | | | _ | | | | | |)\| ^ ^ ^ | | | | | | | | | | \ | \ / ejm \ ( \ \ \ \ \,'`v^-_\ `^v^v^_, Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It must be because I'm giddy from finishing my Christmas shopping. I still have to do the wrapping though. Oh oh... how am I going to cut the paper? snip, '. ha snip '. _ .^%--- ha ______'.(_)_< \ ha I'm not really allowed (__)_/> to have scissors... > /\>,^ | ejm \ NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. I did all my Christmas shopping on my bicycle because the weather is so weird. / \,^%--- ha (, _&_ _(x)_ & _. < \ ha [//]|_|_|[__|__][_](+) (_.--> ha [_]|_|_| _&_[_](__) \ __>,^ _&_[]# &| | |[]_(x)_ -.`\/ -..___ |_|_|[_]<__>|(+)[__|__] ( * )~\( * ) `---[_______________________] ejm `- ~ `- (+) (x) -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
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