Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Dec 1998.
Re: Ouch

Re: Ouch


Thanks to folks for email and posts.  I are fine.  I done lost
nothing, 'cept the ability to type for a while, on account of
stupid bandages on hand.  It are kind of funny, cause I never have
got hurt, whether I was runnin' labs, er teachin', er restorin'
antique cars, er buildin' buildings, er layin' round the house where
I belongs.  Mostly, I lay round the house, which are no problem, on
account of my wife is so beautiful. Now, had I been doin' what I
should have been doin', I wouldn't be whinin' now.


Anyway, I reepost last chrismas cartoon, cause it are too difficult
to make some more right now:



  _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*



                        ((())
                       (((()))
    "Awright! It's     ( o o )
   time for chris'mas  _\ - /_
       dinner!"       / \\_// \
      \              / (_   _) \
       \ )))         \ /~~~~~\ /
        ( oo       ___/_______\________
  _______\o/______|\\                  \____jro
        // \\     ||\\        ____      \
        \\_//     || \\      |____|      \
        //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
       (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \


happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays


_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*




 "Not so fast, young man!
  You march back and
  wash those hands,   ((())
    first!"       \  (((()))
               ()    ( o o )
                \_   _\ o /_
                ( \ / \\_// \
                 \ \ (_   _) \
       )))        \ //~~~~~\ /
      ( oo       ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\                  \____jro
      // \      ||\\        ____      \
      \\_|      || \\      |____|      \
      //\\      ||  \\    /|____|\      \
     (_)(_)     ||   \\   \______/       \



merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas



| |       |  |      |
| |       |  |      |
| |     ()|
| |       | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| |       |  I don't unnerstand
| |        /  none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
|     ())))   \     |
|      \_/     \    |
|     // \\     \   |
|     \\_//      \  |
|      //\\       \ |
|     (_)(_)       \|_______jro



happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear



| |         |   |
| |
| |     "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| |      Claus... I've never seen
| |        /  any of 'em."
| |

| | (((()/)
| |  \_///  |   |
| | //  /   |   |
| | \\_/    |   |
| |  |||    |   |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
                 \
                  \ jro


thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall


              Now ever'body be more careful than I were,

                       Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                  oglesbee@
                           mail.fullnet.net

Original message headers
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
X-Google-Thread: f996b,da815c6feda38626
X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public
From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: Re: Ouch
Date: 1998/12/18
Message-ID: <367aee1d.0@206.103.97.91>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 423779778
References: <367759ab.0@206.103.97.91>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.71.1712.3
About this message. This message was posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 1998 and is mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you the author? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.

Report this message

Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.

Help classify this post