Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Sep 2004.
Presenting... Li'l Bastard No.2
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 22 Sep 2004 - 23 Sep 2004
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Alone again...
Well, at least I have this strangely
enticing glowing object to keep me
company...
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...so bright and cheery;
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...so much like mother.
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MOTHER OF GOD, I'M STANDING !!!
I've never felt such freedom!
Such self-reliance!
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Nor have I ever smelt the acrid stench
of scorched flesh...
Nor felt the comfortless warmth of my
bowels evacuating in one final spasm
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Simon Williams wrote: > Nor have I ever smelt the acrid stench of scorched flesh... > > Nor felt the comfortless warmth of my bowels evacuating in one final > spasm as Death's icy hand seeks to choke off my pitiful dying > scream... Is this kid modelled on Stewie from Family Guy? Rowe -- I am a hat of justice perched upon the heads of the wicked. Feel my soft felt lining and quiver, villain!
Rowe Rickenbacker <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote: > Simon Williams wrote: > > > Nor have I ever smelt the acrid stench of scorched flesh... > > > > Nor felt the comfortless warmth of my bowels evacuating in one final > > spasm as Death's icy hand seeks to choke off my pitiful dying > > scream... > > Is this kid modelled on Stewie from Family Guy? > > Rowe I don't watch TV much, but a few others have since mentioned a similarity. I didn't even know there were any ASCII characters on TV... Actually Li'l Bastard is modelled _physically_ after my nephew, but since he's too young to contribute much in the way of useable dialog, I had to inject my own natural grace and charm into the character. Do they really put stuff like this on television? -- ._____. SIMON WILLIAMS *email*at*luddite*dot*ca* |[LD8]! LUDDITE APPAREL http://apparel.luddite.ca | (O) | FAILURE RECORDS http://failure.luddite.ca !__!__! LC475 WEBSERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com
Simon Williams wrote: > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote: > >> Simon Williams wrote: >> >>> Nor have I ever smelt the acrid stench of scorched flesh... >>> >>> Nor felt the comfortless warmth of my bowels evacuating in one >>> final spasm as Death's icy hand seeks to choke off my pitiful >>> dying scream... >> >> Is this kid modelled on Stewie from Family Guy? > > I don't watch TV much, but a few others have since mentioned a > similarity. I didn't even know there were any ASCII characters on > TV... > > Actually Li'l Bastard is modelled _physically_ after my nephew, but > since he's too young to contribute much in the way of useable dialog, > I had to inject my own natural grace and charm into the character. > > Do they really put stuff like this on television? Yes and no. Family Guy wasn't ASCII, but a cartoon format. Stewie, though, was scheming and exactly like the kid in your comics - vocabulary and all, I think. Rowe -- I am a hat of justice perched upon the heads of the wicked. Feel my soft felt lining and quiver, villain!
Rowe Rickenbacker <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote: > Yes and no. Family Guy wasn't ASCII, but a cartoon format. Yeah, I figured that out ;-) > Stewie, though, was scheming and exactly like the kid in your > comics - vocabulary and all, I think. Figures... every time I come up with a half decent idea, it turns out some asshole has already beaten me to the punch, made a stunning success of it and is currently living off the royalties. Meanwhile I'm the only schmuck around who has no idea what's happening... (|) m--D [get it?] -- ._____. SIMON WILLIAMS *email*at*luddite*dot*ca* |[LD8]! LUDDITE APPAREL http://apparel.luddite.ca | (O) | FAILURE RECORDS http://failure.luddite.ca !__!__! LC475 WEBSERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com
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