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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Sep 2004.
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Presenting... Li'l Bastard No.1

Presenting... Li'l Bastard No.1

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 22 Sep 2004
Simon Williams <bil...@microsoft.com> ASCII art 22 Sep 2004 02:23 · raw headers · report
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                                     LD8

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