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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Apr 2005.
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CLEAR EYE #2C: Ex-Nazi Party Members

CLEAR EYE #2C: Ex-Nazi Party Members

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 25 Apr 2005 - 25 Apr 2005
ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 25 Apr 2005 04:55 · permalink · report
CLEAR EYE #2C: Ex-Nazi Party Members
      _____
     ZZZZZZZ        I MIGHT BE A LITTLE
     Z_________     LATE WITH THIS IDEA
     ZZZZZZZZZZZ    BUT I PROPOSE ALL
          _____Z    THOSE THAT USED TO
         ZZZZZZZ    BE MEMBERS OF THE
         /|\        NAZI PARTY NOT BE
        /_|_\       ALLOWED TO HOLD
        \ | /       SIGNIFICANT POSTS
         \|/        SAY... LIKE POPE
--
ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
<===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
         Chemical   Infantrymen <Ex Nazi? ok - wear a condom? no way!>
                                           |---------------------|'

ABCGi wrote:
> CLEAR EYE #2C: Ex-Nazi Party Members
>      _____
>     ZZZZZZZ        I MIGHT BE A LITTLE
>     Z_________     LATE WITH THIS IDEA
>     ZZZZZZZZZZZ    BUT I PROPOSE ALL
>          _____Z    THOSE THAT USED TO
>         ZZZZZZZ    BE MEMBERS OF THE
>         /|\        NAZI PARTY NOT BE
>        /_|_\       ALLOWED TO HOLD
>        \ | /       SIGNIFICANT POSTS
>         \|/        SAY... LIKE POPE
> -- 
> ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
> <===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
>         Chemical   Infantrymen <Ex Nazi? ok - wear a condom? no way!>
>                                           |---------------------|'
Right. Let's do some basic math. The new Pope is 78. In May of 1945, 
when the war ended, he was thus 18 or less. Thus, I don't think he was 
ever a member of the Nazi party (not being major while the party existed).

Now, he did belong to the hitlerian youth, as many of the east German 
kids belonged to the communist youth when East Germany was a communist 
dictatorship. That does not make him (resp. them) a Nazi (resp. communists).

Thus, while your proposal might make some sense, I don't see how it is 
relevant to any recent events, *ahem*.

Of course, your clear eye episode is a huge flame bait, so that it is 
imperative that I take the time to add an ObAscii to my reply, lest we 
start a huge and silly flame war. On the other hand I am mostly a lurker 
in a.a-a and I really hold no skills in ascii art, so that it will be 
hard to comply.

ObAscii:

  __Some statistics____________________________
|                                             |
|      1%          1%                         |
|      __          __                         |
|     /_/|        /_/|                        |
|     | ||        | ||                        |
|  ___|_|/________|_|/____                    |
|    Amount of   Amount of                    |
|    talent in   humor in                     |
|    Bertrand's  ABCGi's                      |
|    ObAscii     CE #2C                       |
|                                             |
| Research shows that the level of humor in   |
| the 2Cth episode of Clear Eye is exactly as |
| high as Bertrand's ability at Ascii Art.    |
| Amazing!                                    |
|_____________________________________________|

-- 
Bertrand

Bertrand Mollinier Toublet wrote:
> ABCGi wrote:
> 
>> CLEAR EYE #2C: Ex-Nazi Party Members
>>      _____
>>     ZZZZZZZ        I MIGHT BE A LITTLE
>>     Z_________     LATE WITH THIS IDEA
>>     ZZZZZZZZZZZ    BUT I PROPOSE ALL
>>          _____Z    THOSE THAT USED TO
>>         ZZZZZZZ    BE MEMBERS OF THE
>>         /|\        NAZI PARTY NOT BE
>>        /_|_\       ALLOWED TO HOLD
>>        \ | /       SIGNIFICANT POSTS
>>         \|/        SAY... LIKE POPE
>> -- 
>> ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
>> <===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
>>         Chemical   Infantrymen <Ex Nazi? ok - wear a condom? no way!>
>>                                           |---------------------|'
> 
> <snip first degree interpretation rant>

Now, be it known that I mostly read the newsgroup in reverse order (most 
recent post first, I won't go into why), so that I had missed the Fart 
from a few days before. In the light of it, I have to reevaluate my 
statistics: the amount of humor in the post above is roughly inversely 
proportional to the number of neurons in Bertrand's brain. That's sad 
for me :-(
-- 
Bertrand

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