The Smiley Dictionary

Somebody on a MUD a year or two ago made this:

                 THE SMILEY DICTIONARY
 
  :-)      basic smiley             
 
  :)       midget smiley
 
  ,-)      winking happy smiley
 
  (-:      left hand smiley
 
  (:-)     smiley big face
 
  (:-(     very unhappy smiley
 
  ,-}      wry and winking smiley
 
  8-O      Omigod
 
  '-)      winking smiley
 
  :-#      my lips are scaled
 
  :-*      kiss
 
  :-/      skeptical smiley
 
  :->      sarcastic smiley
 
  :-@      screaming smiley
 
  :-d      said with a smile
 
  :-V      shouting smiley
 
  :-X      a big wet kiss
 
  :-\      undecided smiley
 
  :-]      smiley blockhead
 
  ;-(      crying smiley
 
  >;->     a very lewd remark was just made
 
  ;^)      smirking smiley
 
  %-)      smiley after staring at a screen for 15 hours straight
 
  ):-(     nordic smiley
 
  3:]      Lucy my pet dog smiley
 
  :-&      tongue tied
 
  8:-)     little girl smiley
 
  :-)8<    big girl smiley
 
  :-O      talkaktive smiley
 
  :-6      smiley after eating something spicy
 
  +:-)     priest smiley
 
  O:-)     angel smiley
 
  :-<      walrus smiley
 
  :-?      smiley smokes a pipe
 
  :-E      bucktoothed vampire
 
  :-Q      smoking smiley
 
  :-}X     bow tie-wearing smiley
 
  :-[      vampire smiley
 
  :-a      smiley touching her tongue to her nose
 
  :-{      mustache
 
  :-{}     smiley wears lipstick
 
  :^)      smiley with a personality
 
  <:-l     dunce smiley
 
  :=)      orangutan smiley
 
  >:->     devilish smiley
 
  >:-l     klingon smiley
 
  @:-)     smiley wearing a turban
 
  @:-}     smiley just back from the hairdresser
 
  C=:-)    chef smiley
 
  X:-)     little kid with a propeller beanie
 
  [:-)     smiley wearing a walkman
 
  [:]      robot smiley
 
  {:-)     smiley wears a toupee
 
  l^o      hepcat smiley
 
  }:^#)    pointy nosed smiley
 
  (:-(     the saddest smiley
 
  :-(=)    bucktooth smiley
 
  O-)      message from cyclops
 
  :-3      handlebar mustache smiley
 
  : =      beaver smiley
 
  :-"      whistling smiley
 
  P-(      pirate smiley
 
  ?-(      black eye
 
  d:-)     baseball smiley
 
  :8)      pigish smiley
 
  :-7      smirking smiley
 
  ):-)     impish smiley
 
  :/\)     extremely bignosed smiley
 
  8(:-)    Mickey Mouse
 
  ([(      Robocop
 
  :-(*)    that comment made me sick
 
  &-l      that made me cry
 
  :-e      disappointed smiley
 
  :(       sad-turtle smiley
 
  :,(      crying smiley
 
  :-(      boo hoo
 
  :-P      Nyahhhh!
 
  :-S      what you say makes no sense
 
  :-[      un-smiley blockhead
 
  :-C      real unhappy smiley
 
  :-r      smiley raspberry
 
  :-t      pouting smiley
 
  :-W      speak with forked tongue
 
  X-(      you are brain dead
 
  l-O      smiley is yawning
 
  l:-O     flattop loudmouth smiley
 
  $-)      yuppie smiley
 
  :-!      foot in mouth
 
  :----}   you lie like pinnochio
 
  O-)      smiley after smoking a banana
 
  =:-)     smiley is a punk
 
  =:-(     real punks never smile
 
  3:[      pit bull smiley
 
  8<:-)    smiley is a wizard
 
  :#)      drunk smiley
 
  8-#      dead smiley
 
 B-)   smiley wears glasses

 8-)   smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

 |-(   smiley lost his contact lenses

 H-)   cross-eyed smiley

 ]-I   smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

 V^J   smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)
       (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

 +-(   smiley, shot between the eyes

 ~:-P  smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

 `'    cat's eyes in the night

       ghost smiley in invisible state

 L-P   totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P Mud exists... B)

 BI    a frog

 O_|
 O |   Big Smiley Is Watching You

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