Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Jun 2003.
Windoze Speech Recognition
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 24 Jun 2003 - 24 Jun 2003
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e-oo Turn on Windows |\ _\
| > - Speech Recognition. | | | ~ "WINDOWS SPEECH
,\ 3 | | | RECOGNITION ON"
/ * | | |
| \__ |\|__|
| \\ \[ ]
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e-oo Open Word. "WORD OPEN" |\ _\
| > - Open Document. "DOCUMENT OPEN" ~ | | |
,\ 3 Dictate mode on. "DICTATION ON" | | |
/ * | | |
| \__,, |\|__|
| / \[ ]
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e-^^ Dear spelling mode |\ _\ "THANK YOU FOR
| > - G l o r i a select | | | ~ USING OUR EASY
,\ 3 last word capitals | | | AND NATURAL
/ * unselect comma new | | | DICK TATION
| \__ ,, line |\|__| MODE"
| // \[ ]
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"DAVE /_/\ OO-e - Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
YOU SEEM LIKE| \| < | Voice Command mode,
YOU ARE WRIT|NG|| `` ) / computer delete
A LETTER ~ | || ::\ * \ clippy!
WOULD YOU |__|/ \ \/ |
LIKE SOME HELP"[ ]/ \_ |
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"AFFIRMATIVE /_/\ 00-e - What the fuck???
DELETING | \| < | Stupid father fucking
HARD DRIVE | || 0 / piece of poo shit
NOW ~ | || * \ cold crappy wanking
zzzzkwtzz " |__|/ &&__/ | MicroSoft speech rubbish!
[ ]/ \ - |
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/_/\ ~ "NOW REPORTING
| \| FOUL LANGUAGE
| || TO MICROSOFT "
| || "NOW REPORTING ANTI
|__|/ MS SENTIMENT TO
[__]/ HOMELAND SECURITY "
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----====??????????????????????????????????====----
---Where do you want to carry today question mark---
-- We want to go today? --
-- We want to go today? --
-- We'd do you want to go to daddy? --
--- Where do you want to go today? ---
----====???????????????????????????????????====----
Windows: The Matrix has you.
--
ABCGi
http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi
"Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, And courage in your own." - ALG
:))))) BoD
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