Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Nov 2001.
smelly old fart
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 9 Nov 2001 - 13 Nov 2001
Tran Q Nguyen lonely and bored with touching their own ass'ole
decides to get their finger out and try their hand at it
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( ( _ ( (pong
( .-' 7 )
Tran Q _ ,-' | .------------------------------.
\ / ` | | why can't i get a girlfriend ? |
_\| /``-. | O | even my boyfriend has left me! |
/ | | o | and that puppy i stole has run |
Z_ | | \ | away ... darn .. i'm so lonely |
F / `-.__ `------------------------------'
L_ | `\
r'\_) / \
L_.--' |
/ | <--- Tran Q
| |
_/_ ,' |
.-' ' |
' \___|
: / \
: (/||||\) ) )
: UUU ( (
`: | ,' ) )
\ \ .. *fart*
| / `. *frupp*
\ | *squirt*
|____..___________.___\
(______,__|
__________________________________________________________________
and so reluctantly leaves their computer screen
to go downtown and terrorize the neighborhood by
lurking up a back ally somewhere ... waiting ...
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( _( ( (pong
( F `-. ) Tran Q
| `-, _ /
| ' \ |/_ .---------------------------.
Tran Q | .-''\ | hey .. little kid ... |
\ | | \ | would you like some candy ? |
_\| / | | _\ / `---------------------------'
__.-' \ 7 _/
/' | _J
/ \ (_/`\
| `--._J .----------------------------.
| \ | jeez! what an ugly fukwit! |
| | | ... if i looked like that |
| `, _\_ | i would just *not* go out! |
| ` `-. `----------------------------'
|___/ `. O >>>>>
/ \ : o <<o,o<<
(/||||\) : >>\-/>>>
UUU : /(\:/)\ <-- little
| : //)_:_(\\ kid
/ / \Y*****Y/
\ | <--- Tran Q /*******\
| / __//||
/___.___________..____| <__/ ||
|__,______) <__)
__________________________________________________________________
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( _( ( (pong
( F `-. ) Tran Q
| `-, _ /
| ' \ |/_ .---------------------------.
Tran Q | .-''\ | i said .. little kid ... |
\ | | \ | would you like some candy ? |
_\| / | | _\ / `---------------------------'
__.-' \ 7 _/
/' | _J
/ \ (_/`\
| `--._J .-----------------------------.
| \ | only if yer show us yer dick |
| | | ya fuckin' pervert! |
| `, _\_ `-------------.---------------'
| ` `-. \
|___/ `. \ >>>>>
/ \ : \_ <<o,o<<
(/||||\) : >>\-/>>>
UUU : /(\:/)\
| : //)_:_(\\
/ / \Y*****Y/
\ | <--- Tran Q /*******\
| / ||||
/___.___________..____| ||||
|__,______) (__)_)
__________________________________________________________________
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( ( _ ( (pong
( .-' 7 )
Tran Q _ ,-' | .-----------------.
\ / ` | | waah waah *sob* |
_\| /``-. | /| sob *bawl* waah |
/ | | __/ `-----------------'
Z_ \ | \
F / `-.__ <--- Tran Q
L_ | `\
r'\_) / \ .--------------------------------.
L_.--' | | darn junkies! .. i'm out'a here! |
/ | | ... wha'd're they like! lamers! |
| | | darn emotionally unstable jerk! |
_/_ ,' | `--------------------------------'
.-' ' | (_)
' \___| O o >>>>>
: / \ <<o,o<<
: (/||||\) ) ) >>\-/>>>
: UUU ( ( /(\:/)\
`: | ,' ) ) //)_:_(\\
\ \ .. *fart* \Y*****Y/
| / `. *frupp* /*******\
\ | *squirt* ||\\_
|____..___________.___\ || \__>
(______,__| (__>
__________________________________________________________________
--
__ ___ __
:::/ |_ | .`)::
::( (-| | | <:::
:::\__|___|_|_\::
CJRandall wrote: > .-' ' | (_) > ' \___| O o >>>>> > : / \ <<o,o<< > : (/||||\) ) ) >>\-/>>> > : UUU ( ( /(\:/)\ > `: | ,' ) ) //)_:_(\\ > \ \ .. *fart* \Y*****Y/ > | / `. *frupp* /*******\ > \ | *squirt* ||\\_ > |____..___________.___\ || \__> > (______,__| (__> > __________________________________________________________________ > Why,oh,WHY,does this poor little girl get picked on so much. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Krogg writes >CJRandall wrote: > >> .-' ' | (_) >> ' \___| O o >>>>> >> : / \ <<o,o<< >> : (/||||\) ) ) >>\-/>>> >> : UUU ( ( /(\:/)\ >> `: | ,' ) ) //)_:_(\\ >> \ \ .. *fart* \Y*****Y/ >> | / `. *frupp* /*******\ >> \ | *squirt* ||\\_ >> |____..___________.___\ || \__> >> (______,__| (__> >> __________________________________________________________________ >> > >Why,oh,WHY,does this poor little girl get picked on so much. > she's got her head (back) together is hardened to abuse and an easy rip-off -- __ ___ __ :::/ |_ | .`):: ::( (-| | | <::: :::\__|___|_|_\::
On Fri, 9 Nov 2001, Krogg wrote: > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| Krogg, I just tried to visit your website and I'm getting the 404 Not Found message. Did you take your website down tonight or something? ----- Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax) http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
Taliszanna wrote: > > On Fri, 9 Nov 2001, Krogg wrote: > > > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| > > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | > > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | > > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | > > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | > > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | > > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | > > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| > > Krogg, I just tried to visit your website and I'm getting the 404 > Not Found message. Did you take your website down tonight or something? > Thank you for noticing.I have inquired about this and also have noticed that i cant log onto the FTP server there.I guessing that there must be some problem with the server,its a long weekend though.... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Krogg wrote: > Taliszanna wrote: > > > > Krogg, I just tried to visit your website and I'm getting the 404 > > Not Found message. Did you take your website down tonight or something? > > Thank you for noticing.I have inquired about this and also have noticed > that i cant log onto the FTP server there.I guessing that there must > be some problem with the server,its a long weekend though.... No sweat. (Re: Thanks) I hope that the situation is soon rectified... > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| "The Prince" above, what is that a reference to? ----- Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax) http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ .============================. : Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, : ; kicks like a mule on speed. ; "=============. ,============" \| ' TAL `.'
Taliszanna wrote: > > On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Krogg wrote: > > > Taliszanna wrote: > > > > > > Krogg, I just tried to visit your website and I'm getting the 404 > > > Not Found message. Did you take your website down tonight or something? > > > > Thank you for noticing.I have inquired about this and also have noticed > > that i cant log onto the FTP server there.I guessing that there must > > be some problem with the server,its a long weekend though.... > > No sweat. (Re: Thanks) I hope that the situation is soon > rectified... > > > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| > > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | > > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | > > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | > > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | > > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | > > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | > > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| > > "The Prince" above, what is that a reference to? > The stylised skull is my own invention,but the words were originaly the chorus from a Diamond Head song,"The Prince",what was later covered by Metalica. The song is about the classic story where someone sells thier soul to the devil for riches,or fame.Infact the song itself spells out the contract in a very blunt way.Its best read outloud,sans the chourus. ... Now I see his face, I see his smile. Such a lonely place, no golden mile. Eyes tell of morbid tales, of his black heart. His deeds through ages past tell of his part. See his face, see his smile. Time to die, o-oh, no-oh, no-oh. Angel from below, change my dreams. I want for glory's hour, for wealth's esteem. I wish to sell my soul, to be reborn. I wish for earthly riches, don't want no crown of thorns. See his face, see his smile. Time to die, o-oh, o-oh, no-oh. I was born a fool, don't want to stay that way. Devil take my soul, with diamonds you repay. I don't care for heaven, so don't you look for me to cry. And I will burn in hell, from the day I die. See his face, see his smile. Time to die, o-oh, no-oh, no. ... The chorus is the erie end to the whole thing,that last moment when The Prince appears again to collect his payment. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote: >Taliszanna wrote: >> >> On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Krogg wrote: >> [snip] >> > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| >> > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | >> > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | >> > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | >> > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | >> > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | >> > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | >> > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| >> >> "The Prince" above, what is that a reference to? >> > >The stylised skull is my own invention,but the words were originaly >the chorus from a Diamond Head song,"The Prince",what was later >covered by Metalica. > >The song is about the classic story where someone sells thier soul >to the devil for riches,or fame.Infact the song itself spells out >the contract in a very blunt way.Its best read outloud,sans the >chourus. > >... > >Now I see his face, I see his smile. >Such a lonely place, no golden mile. >Eyes tell of morbid tales, of his black heart. >His deeds through ages past tell of his part. [snip] >I was born a fool, don't want to stay that way. >Devil take my soul, with diamonds you repay. >I don't care for heaven, so don't you look for me to cry. >And I will burn in hell, from the day I die. > >See his face, see his smile. >Time to die, o-oh, no-oh, no. > >... > >The chorus is the erie end to the whole thing,that last >moment when The Prince appears again to collect his payment. That is pretty amazing and scary poetry. This girl is not sleeping; I was trying to depict her as being overcome with the tragedy of the poor fool who has sold his soul. _____ (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ \\( ), & \) ( (( |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' ____ (((\\\\\ | _\\\\ (((\\| \| \) ), & |` \\(( _ | \`)))| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' -- llizard aka ejm ==%^7^^^7^^ llizard@idirec+.ca ASCII-art & ASCII-animation www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/ NOTE: If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "idirct"; its absence is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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