smelly old fart
From CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk>
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· 9 Nov 2001 20:03 · View full thread
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Tran Q Nguyen lonely and bored with touching their own ass'ole
decides to get their finger out and try their hand at it
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( ( _ ( (pong
( .-' 7 )
Tran Q _ ,-' | .------------------------------.
\ / ` | | why can't i get a girlfriend ? |
_\| /``-. | O | even my boyfriend has left me! |
/ | | o | and that puppy i stole has run |
Z_ | | \ | away ... darn .. i'm so lonely |
F / `-.__ `------------------------------'
L_ | `\
r'\_) / \
L_.--' |
/ | <--- Tran Q
| |
_/_ ,' |
.-' ' |
' \___|
: / \
: (/||||\) ) )
: UUU ( (
`: | ,' ) )
\ \ .. *fart*
| / `. *frupp*
\ | *squirt*
|____..___________.___\
(______,__|
__________________________________________________________________
and so reluctantly leaves their computer screen
to go downtown and terrorize the neighborhood by
lurking up a back ally somewhere ... waiting ...
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( _( ( (pong
( F `-. ) Tran Q
| `-, _ /
| ' \ |/_ .---------------------------.
Tran Q | .-''\ | hey .. little kid ... |
\ | | \ | would you like some candy ? |
_\| / | | _\ / `---------------------------'
__.-' \ 7 _/
/' | _J
/ \ (_/`\
| `--._J .----------------------------.
| \ | jeez! what an ugly fukwit! |
| | | ... if i looked like that |
| `, _\_ | i would just *not* go out! |
| ` `-. `----------------------------'
|___/ `. O >>>>>
/ \ : o <<o,o<<
(/||||\) : >>\-/>>>
UUU : /(\:/)\ <-- little
| : //)_:_(\\ kid
/ / \Y*****Y/
\ | <--- Tran Q /*******\
| / __//||
/___.___________..____| <__/ ||
|__,______) <__)
__________________________________________________________________
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( _( ( (pong
( F `-. ) Tran Q
| `-, _ /
| ' \ |/_ .---------------------------.
Tran Q | .-''\ | i said .. little kid ... |
\ | | \ | would you like some candy ? |
_\| / | | _\ / `---------------------------'
__.-' \ 7 _/
/' | _J
/ \ (_/`\
| `--._J .-----------------------------.
| \ | only if yer show us yer dick |
| | | ya fuckin' pervert! |
| `, _\_ `-------------.---------------'
| ` `-. \
|___/ `. \ >>>>>
/ \ : \_ <<o,o<<
(/||||\) : >>\-/>>>
UUU : /(\:/)\
| : //)_:_(\\
/ / \Y*****Y/
\ | <--- Tran Q /*******\
| / ||||
/___.___________..____| ||||
|__,______) (__)_)
__________________________________________________________________
( ) )ming ) )
stink ) ( ( _ ( (pong
( .-' 7 )
Tran Q _ ,-' | .-----------------.
\ / ` | | waah waah *sob* |
_\| /``-. | /| sob *bawl* waah |
/ | | __/ `-----------------'
Z_ \ | \
F / `-.__ <--- Tran Q
L_ | `\
r'\_) / \ .--------------------------------.
L_.--' | | darn junkies! .. i'm out'a here! |
/ | | ... wha'd're they like! lamers! |
| | | darn emotionally unstable jerk! |
_/_ ,' | `--------------------------------'
.-' ' | (_)
' \___| O o >>>>>
: / \ <<o,o<<
: (/||||\) ) ) >>\-/>>>
: UUU ( ( /(\:/)\
`: | ,' ) ) //)_:_(\\
\ \ .. *fart* \Y*****Y/
| / `. *frupp* /*******\
\ | *squirt* ||\\_
|____..___________.___\ || \__>
(______,__| (__>
__________________________________________________________________
--
__ ___ __
:::/ |_ | .`)::
::( (-| | | <:::
:::\__|___|_|_\::
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,132abfbf93b3e2e9,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-09 12:18:14 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!supernews.com!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!193.174.75.178!news-fra1.dfn.de!news0.de.colt.net!colt.net!dispose.news.demon.net!news.demon.co.uk!demon!shieldwolf.demon.co.uk!colin From: CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: smelly old fart Date: Fri, 9 Nov 2001 20:03:55 +0000 Organization: me? organised? Message-ID: <gfh...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: shieldwolf.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: shieldwolf.demon.co.uk:193.237.26.148 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 1005337061 nnrp-02:11432 NO-IDENT shieldwolf.demon.co.uk:193.237.26.148 X-Complaints-To: abu...@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Integrated Version 4.02 S <KIoxFDV+qoBJC9ZVhiPF$I+hKo> Lines: 125 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:9885
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