Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Aug 1997.
HJ's Retaliation
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 28 Aug 1997 - 30 Aug 1997
Ha ha ha! Jonnystein got another loadful!
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Ha ha! We all know what the *intent* of the cartoon was. But you did not
notice, that the cartoon backfired completely. The funny thing is that you
praised the sewer dump on you!
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Frogstein and Birdstein (ascii art comic strips)
Jump, Frogstein, Jump! (ascii art movie clips)
Style, Birdstein, Style! (Text Art Plus)
Gee, you didn't get it, did you? Too bad. I told you you need to
study American/European humor. Well, as long as you are happy with it. I
do hope it was good for you, Nuygen, or PeterBlockhead, or whatever your
name is. Glad the brain operation is working out, too. Excising that dead
frog(?) looks like it has helped. We'll get the bird(?)-thing, next, if
need be. Looks like you're loosing your "stein" speech defect, by the way.
No need to praise and worship me, too much -- I'm sure you're as happy
about it as everyone else -- but I have to keep synchopathic slobber off
my hands, you understand. I'm not sure, yet, whether to go all the way
with it, and turn you into a normal human being, who can take his place in
society, or not. Then again, we already have enough sanitation workers, so
perhaps we should leave a part of you the way you are. I understand
Barnum and Bailey's is thinking about putting together another freak show
for their next circus. I reckon you can sign on, if the healing process
isn't taken all the way.
PeteCasso <pet...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
> Ha ha! We all know what the *intent* of the cartoon was. But you did not
> notice, that the cartoon backfired completely. The funny thing is that
you
> praised the sewer dump on you!
>
> ,,
> ( ">
> ,(->)-> http://members.aol.com/petecasso
> ( ^^
> Frogstein and Birdstein (ascii art comic strips)
> Jump, Frogstein, Jump! (ascii art movie clips)
> Style, Birdstein, Style! (Text Art Plus)
>
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