Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Jun 2002.
[pik] Cat
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· 3 messages · 17 Jun 2002 - 18 Jun 2002
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Use [pic] instead of [pik]
Pik is the danish word for cock ( as in penis / prick / dick / shaft /
pecker /peter / tool / slong / salami / one-eyed trousersnake / willy /
stiffy / wife's best friend )
"Penis song" by Eric Idle (from Monty Python - The Meaning of Life)
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/ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? \
| Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? |
| It's swell to have a stiffy. |
| It's divine to own a dick, |
| From the tiniest little tadger |
| To the world's biggest prick. |
| So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. |
| Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, |
| Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, |
| Your Percy, or your cock. |
| You can wrap it up in ribbons. |
| You can slip it in your sock, |
| But don't take it out in public, |
' Or they will stick you in the dock, '
\ And you won't come back.. /
`.__ ________________________________________,'
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/ \ /'
(___________)
| (.) (.) ))
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/ / | |
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`._`,'.`_,' CJ
In article<3d0f7627$0$71663$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk>, CeeJay <use...@ceejay.cjb.netREMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply> writes: >Use [pic] instead of [pik] > >Pik is the danish word for cock ( as in penis / prick / dick / shaft / >pecker /peter / tool / slong / salami / one-eyed trousersnake / willy / >stiffy / wife's best friend ) Is that why the South African governement guy was called "Pik Botha" ? > >"Penis song" by Eric Idle (from Monty Python - The Meaning of Life) > _____________________________________________ > ,' `. > / Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? \ > | Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? | > | It's swell to have a stiffy. | > | It's divine to own a dick, | > | From the tiniest little tadger | > | To the world's biggest prick. | > | So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. | > | Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, | > | Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, | > | Your Percy, or your cock. | > | You can wrap it up in ribbons. | > | You can slip it in your sock, | > | But don't take it out in public, | > ' Or they will stick you in the dock, ' > \ And you won't come back.. / > `.__ ________________________________________,' > ,-,-. / ,' > ,' `. /,' > / \ /' > (___________) > | (.) (.) )) > | (_) | ,',' > | _ |,',' > ,' `-' ,' > / /| | >/ / | | >\ \ | | > (( | | > ,'` ` `. > / ` ` ` ` `\ > |``` ` ``` | > `._`,'.`_,' CJ -- FUCK THE SKULL OF HUBBARD, AND BUGGER THE DWARF HE RODE IN ON!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8====3 (O 0) GROETEN --- PRINTZ XEMU EXTRAWL no real OT has |n| (COMMANDER, FIFTH INVADER FORCE) ever existed ................................................................. STOP PRESS: EIGHTY SEVEN MILLION THIN DIMES FOR WOLLERSHEIM =====> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A63143-2002May9.html
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