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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Jun 2002.
Re: [pik] Cat
Use [pic] instead of [pik]

Pik is the danish word for cock  ( as in penis / prick / dick / shaft /
pecker /peter / tool / slong / salami / one-eyed trousersnake / willy /
stiffy / wife's best friend )

"Penis song" by Eric Idle (from Monty Python - The Meaning of Life)
                  _____________________________________________
                ,'                                             `.
               / Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?          \
              |  Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?        |
              |  It's swell to have a stiffy.                     |
              |  It's divine to own a dick,                       |
              |  From the tiniest little tadger                   |
              |  To the world's biggest prick.                    |
              |  So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.  |
              |  Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,          |
              |  Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,     |
              |  Your Percy, or your cock.                        |
              |  You can wrap it up in ribbons.                   |
              |  You can slip it in your sock,                    |
              |  But don't take it out in public,                 |
              '  Or they will stick you in the dock,              '
               \ And you won't come back..                       /
                `.__   ________________________________________,'
      ,-,-.        / ,'
    ,'     `.     /,'
   /         \   /'
  (___________)
    | (.) (.)    ))
    |   (_) |  ,','
    |    _  |,','
  ,'    `-'  ,'
 / /|       |
/ / |       |
\ \ |       |
 (( |       |
   ,'`    ` `.
  / ` `  ` ` `\
  |``` `  ``` |
   `._`,'.`_,'  CJ

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Subject: Re: [pik] Cat
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