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· 2 messages · 11 Jan 1995 - 31 Jan 1995
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= <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> =
= <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> =
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The Answers to the Frinquently Asked Questions
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> 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying
past my window?
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Flying Stealth Cow passing a lemur outside your window !
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> (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the
> cows themselves can't get back in?
A Myth.....
The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required
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> (3) What is the Terror Cow?
None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs
....from a great height !
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> (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency?
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> (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow?
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> (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences?
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__\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__)
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> (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North-
west?"
BEATS ME !!!
But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !!
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> (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows?
Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money !
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> (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows?
Well whadda YOU think ?
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> (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies?
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The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher
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Moo-boats are now using CowBuoys for surface surveillance.
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clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain
totally submerged during the continuous surveillance.
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> (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing
> from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad
> dreams of world domination?
Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though !
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> (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs
newsgroup?
Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch your speling please !
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Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH !
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Joel Furr wrote in alt.cows.moo.moo.moo: > Archive-name: lemur-faq/part4 > Alt-fan-lemurs-archive-name: lemur-faq/part4 > Last-modified: 1994/08/06 > Version: 4.0 > Official USENET Alt.Fan.Lemurs Frinkquently Asked Questions > Part 4 of 7 -- Lemurs Versus Cows ===================================================================== = = = Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors = = <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> = = <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> = = "{..}" v.3 )/~\( = == "\/" ============================================= \U/ == The Answers -------------------------------------------------------------------- > 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying past my window? ____________________________________________________________________ |__________________________________________________________________| | | | \\ | | \\ | | / \ | | / \ | | \ \ | | \ \(__) | | *--> (oo) | | o / / \/ | | / / | | o \ / | | o \ / | | o // | | o // | | o <""""> | | o <(x)(x)> | | )/~\( | | , \+/ ; | | o ; . . ; | | `'' ''' | |__________________________________________________________________| |__________________________________________________________________| Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > cows themselves can't get back in? A Myth..... The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required ( ___ ) ( O O ) /MOO\ \ / MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\o/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO ____ MOO MOOMOOMOO _____/ MOO MOOMOO __/ . . MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMO _/ . MOO MOOSHIP-1701 MOOMOO-( _/ . . MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (3) What is the Terror Cow? None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs ....from a great height ! \\ \\ / \ / \ \ \ \ \(__) *--> (oo) o / / \/ / / o \ / o \ / o // o // o o o ! ! o ; ! o ; ! ":. .:""... :.: "". o : ..: "'.<""""> o :..' )) ..<(x)(x)> '))) ; .:. )/~\( o ; .')) \x/ ))) ! ! ! ! ! ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency? (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ \ ----------------------/ CIA \ / \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / Cowship Investigation Agency \ \ ( No Questions Asked ) / \_________________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow? +=================================+ | M U R P H Y ' S S A L O O N | (__)| +-----+ | (xx)| | ___ | |(__) \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | |==|==| | \/ | |==|==| | ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North- west?" BEATS ME !!! But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !! ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! ================= COWSALF ================= ===== SEA ===== ___ (_*_) (0 0) #) \ / _#_ _V_| | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | 751 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __ ___________________| |_________________ | -_______----------- \ >| _____ Moo-boat ---> ) |__ - ---------_________________________________________________ / oo o o o ooo after o oo -Scott Mason- o o oo o -------------------------------------------------------------------- ===== AIR ===== \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ / / \/ / / \/ / / / / / / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / // // // // // // A Flight of Stealth Terror Cows ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ====== LAND ====== (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ \ ----------------------/ \ / \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __ V __ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? Well whadda YOU think ? (__) (__) / oo _______ / @@ _______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- _______ / .\/. _______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies? / / ... .":. .:"" "". / : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( |\ '))) ))) \U/ / | \ \\ \ / / / \\ \ / / \\___\ / / \\ / \\ _______ / / \\ / _____ | / \\ / /(__) || / / \\ ________/ / |OO| || / \\ | |-------|| / \\ (| | -.|| \\ | ____ \ ||==================================O================ /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_____| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher and Pusspussflingermaschine COWBUOYS -------- * * ~~^^ ^^~ * * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ ~^~~ * (__) * ~^~~ ~~ ~^^~ ^^^ ~ * (oo) * ~ ^^^ ~~^^~ ~~~^^ ^^~ ~~~~ ^^ ~ * \/ * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ ~^~~ * * ~^~~ ~~~^^~ -cfbd- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ; o ; o ; o ; o ; oo ; o ; !__+ _;_________| |______ .[+(===_____________________) Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. CowBuoys can be rotated through 360 degrees and give much clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain totally submerged during the continuous surveillance. -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > dreams of world domination? Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though ! ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | ... | | / | | .":. .:"" "". | /++++++< | | : :.: "'.<""""> |==/====|==\=\=========|=|========================== .:..<(o)(o)> | * | \ \ | | :..'.. .')) )/~\( | | \_\_ | | :: )) ; : \U/ ______\O)-----^---------------\O)________________')))___)))___________ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs newsgroup? Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch your speling please ! ^^^^^^ (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! ======================================================================
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