alt.fan.lemoors FAQ
From Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz>
· alt.ascii-art
· 11 Jan 1995 20:38 · View full thread
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= Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors =
= <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> =
= <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> =
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The Answers to the Frinquently Asked Questions
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> 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying
past my window?
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Flying Stealth Cow passing a lemur outside your window !
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> (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the
> cows themselves can't get back in?
A Myth.....
The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required
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> (3) What is the Terror Cow?
None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs
....from a great height !
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> (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency?
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> (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow?
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> (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences?
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([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__)
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> (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North-
west?"
BEATS ME !!!
But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !!
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> (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows?
Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money !
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> (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows?
Well whadda YOU think ?
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> (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies?
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The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher
COWBUOYS
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Moo-boats are now using CowBuoys for surface surveillance.
CowBuoys can be rotated through 360 degrees and give much
clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain
totally submerged during the continuous surveillance.
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> (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing
> from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad
> dreams of world domination?
Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though !
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> (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs
newsgroup?
Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch your speling please !
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Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH !
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ac39,51b11bca1d47ce8a,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ac39,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,51b11bca1d47ce8a,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 11218e,51b11bca1d47ce8a,start X-Google-Attributes: gid11218e,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1995-01-11 12:38:15 PST Path: nntp.gmd.de!newsserver.jvnc.net!news.cac.psu.edu!news.pop.psu.edu!psuvax1!news.ecn.bgu.edu!newspump.wustl.edu!newsreader.wustl.edu!news.starnet.net!wupost!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!not-for-mail From: Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,alt.cows.moo.moo.moo,alt.ascii-art Subject: alt.fan.lemoors FAQ Date: 11 Jan 1995 20:38:15 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 464 Message-ID: <3f1fjn$qs...@southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: equinox.gen.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [AMIGA 1.3 941121BETA PL0] Xref: nntp.gmd.de alt.fan.lemurs:3847 alt.ascii-art:18952
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