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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jul 1996.
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alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 6 Jul 1996
mde...@tref.nl ASCII art 6 Jul 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report

(If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly

download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder

takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text

editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find this copy on

your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use the

File: Save As command.)

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This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Scheme" or "mail-order

Schemes".  But enough to pay off your death and whose knows, you could

be test drive the new Mercedes in the next three months. If you too

eager to read what this about then go right to the Instruction section

bottom of this article. 

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READ ON.

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Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take

two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make

some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,

ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off

those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or

a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to

this interesting, exciting find!






Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!  I

found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes

like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing

scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried

every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.

I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money

(more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for

money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me

rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,

$29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed

out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for

money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of

them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.

Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got

the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money scam

from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could

sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!



..I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!



I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET

CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just

have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The

article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE

PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I

thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because

of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE

DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!



Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but

it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of

$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the

article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a

single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that

was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the

dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed

the first position name of the five names listed and moved

everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of

the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took

this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT

ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT

I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to

maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....



But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!

I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from

people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from

Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!

So how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?  Not even!!!

I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!



I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to

this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So

maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT

COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow

through and repost this article everywhere you can think of!

The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will

arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass

up!!!



Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost

factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one

dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail

(US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article

(WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you

can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run

if you like! :o)  ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up

your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put into such an easy

effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF

$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE

LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT

FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY

MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!!  YOU CAN'T LOSE!!



So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided

the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to

easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE

YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!

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*** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) ***



OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if

you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.  (Not

that it's difficult or anything.)



INSTRUCTIONS:



1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please

add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this

money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are

not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one

dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name

and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely

legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name

was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This is

all about having fun and making money at the same time!



2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks

or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its

way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around

the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS

IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person

may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the

thousands of envelopes arriving!)



3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING

TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the

first name from position one and move everyone on the list up

one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the

position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will

be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND

COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.



4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local

bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give

a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:

"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR

DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will

make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will

make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND

BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING

SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for

the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings

or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the

file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to

receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way

they get a copy of the article right on their computer without

hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.

DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The

best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's

Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use

the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the margins

look right without making the screen slide left or right when at

the ends of the sentences, you're in business!



5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,

or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,

tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE

GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are

simply too many internet software packages with slightly different

yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for

help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for

GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description

under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT

'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your

text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place

a one line statement in the main body section of the message post

screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash

arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just

make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something

like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two

days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!



6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE

BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money

start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE

MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it

out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)

when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!



7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something

special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life

(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.

ENJOY LIFE!



8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate

this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you

originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.

Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for

when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN

ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

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This comment is added By M. de Jong.

This is my seccond time that I use this system.

I think the inventor deserves a medail.

Thanx for helping me out

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



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THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST

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*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!

*

*

*  1. Jack Binsky
*      19 Orchard Street
*      Budd Lake, NJ  07828
*
*  2.  Kris Burroughs
*       152 Thompson Street		
*       New York, NY 10012
*
*  3.  John Petrocelli
*       Rhinebeck & Barret Rd.
*       Lake Carmel, NY 10512
*
*   4. M. Janoski
*       2 Powell Court.
*       Hightstown, New Jersey
*
*
*   5. M. de Jong
*       Groeloseweg 63
*       7101 AD, Winterswijk
*       The Netherlands.
*
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