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alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 12 Apr 2003 - 30 Apr 2003
On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 22:28:42 +0000, ABCGi wrote:

> Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture 
> commenting on an ancient long standing culture that in its height was 
> relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring. 
> 
> Or so my culture calculator tells me.

Iraq (if that's what you're talking about) != "ancient long standing
culture"

Remember, islam appeared six centuries after christianity...

Annie Ascii <ann...@oal.com> ASCII art 13 Apr 2003 01:42 · permalink
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On 2003-04-12 abc...@codemonkey.com.au said:

   > Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture
   > commenting on an ancient long standing culture that in its height
   > was relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring.

The operative word being "-was.-"  Those towel-heads haven't
advanced since the 8th century.

Anyway, Tran Q. Nguyen, himself, happens to be from an even MORE
"ancient" culture.  The Gooks were playing with gunpowder and
spaghetti while those camel-jockeys were still sucking sand.

   > Or so my culture calculator tells me.
                                             _____  
       That's funny, hearing about          (((   `\
       "culture" from an Aussie.            _ _`\   )
                                            (^  )   )
       In Australia, anyone who              ~-(     )
       drinks wine out of a glass            _'((,,,)))
       is considered "cultured."          ,-' \_/    `\
                                         (          ,  |
       Any Australian who can read        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
       a phone directory is regarded         \     / | |
       as "haute couture." Hehehe!            =()=: / ,' aa


Two Aussies were drinking at the bar in their local pub:

  Aussie 1: "Heard yer went out with some sheila yestiddy."

  Aussie 2: "Bloody oath."

  Aussie 1: "Did yer kiss'er goodnight?"

  Aussie 2: "Yeh. Raped'er, too."




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"lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> wrote...
> On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 22:28:42 +0000, ABCGi wrote:
>
> > Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture
> > commenting on an ancient long standing culture that in its height was
> > relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring.
> >
> > Or so my culture calculator tells me.
>
> Iraq (if that's what you're talking about) != "ancient long standing
> culture"
>
> Remember, islam appeared six centuries after christianity...

*cough* Iraq INVENTED culture, for, er, Christ's sake. I believe it was the
Babylonians who built the first cities there.

Of course, now we're bombing all the ancient tombs and monuments there, so
pretty soon you'll be right, and the only culture will be in Christian
countries that we don't like bombing.

On Sun, 13 Apr 2003 11:38:43 +0100, Sam Blanning wrote:

> 
> "lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> wrote...
>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 22:28:42 +0000, ABCGi wrote:
>>
>> > Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture
>> > commenting on an ancient long standing culture that in its height was
>> > relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring.
>> >
>> > Or so my culture calculator tells me.
>>
>> Iraq (if that's what you're talking about) != "ancient long standing
>> culture"
>>
>> Remember, islam appeared six centuries after christianity...
> 
> *cough* Iraq INVENTED culture, for, er, Christ's sake. I believe it was the
> Babylonians who built the first cities there.

So what? And Indo-Europeans came from Ukraine, does that mean Ukraine
has ancient long-standing culture? (Hint: it doesn't; but you can find
cool stuff in ancient graves)

Yes, there was a very ancient civilization there. No, that civilization
has nothing to do with the one that's been there for many centuries now.

Rusty <rus...@netscape.net> 13 Apr 2003 18:31 · permalink
Sam Blanning wrote:
> "lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> wrote...
> 
>>On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 22:28:42 +0000, ABCGi wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture
>>>commenting on an ancient long standing culture that in its height was
>>>relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring.
>>>
>>>Or so my culture calculator tells me.
>>
>>Iraq (if that's what you're talking about) != "ancient long standing
>>culture"
>>
>>Remember, islam appeared six centuries after christianity...
> 
> 
> *cough* Iraq INVENTED culture, for, er, Christ's sake. I believe it was the
> Babylonians who built the first cities there.
> 
> Of course, now we're bombing all the ancient tombs and monuments there, so
> pretty soon you'll be right, and the only culture will be in Christian
> countries that we don't like bombing.
> 

Saddam did a pretty good job of taking down old monuments in favor of 
putting up statues of himself.

"Annie Ascii" <ann...@oal.com> wrote in news:3e98c074
@post.newsfeed.com:

>        That's funny, hearing about          (((   `\
>        "culture" from an Aussie.            _ _`\   )
>                                             (^  )   )
>        In Australia, anyone who              ~-(     )
>        drinks wine out of a glass            _'((,,,)))
>        is considered "cultured."          ,-' \_/    `\
>                                          (          ,  |
>        Any Australian who can read        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
>        a phone directory is regarded         \     / | |
>        as "haute couture." Hehehe!            =()=: / ,' aa
> 

That's true, Australia, like the US, is only 200 odd years old. We are 
both arrogant and bigoted.

-- 
                 http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi 

 "Life is mostly froth and bubble,  Two things stand like stone,
  Kindness in another's trouble,    And courage in your own." - ALG

On Sun, 13 Apr 2003 18:09:20 +0000, lament wrote:

> On Sun, 13 Apr 2003 11:38:43 +0100, Sam Blanning wrote:
> 
> 
>> "lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> wrote...
>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 22:28:42 +0000, ABCGi wrote:
>>>
>>> > Hah an unsophisticated and often annoying 200 year old baby culture commenting on an ancient long standing
>>> > culture that in its height was relatively (at the time) much more culturally high scoring.
>>> >
>>> > Or so my culture calculator tells me.
>>>
>>> Iraq (if that's what you're talking about) != "ancient long standing culture"
>>>
>>> Remember, islam appeared six centuries after christianity...
>> 
>> *cough* Iraq INVENTED culture, for, er, Christ's sake. I believe it was the Babylonians who built the first
>> cities there.
> 
> So what? And Indo-Europeans came from Ukraine, does that mean Ukraine has ancient long-standing culture? (Hint: it
> doesn't; but you can find cool stuff in ancient graves)
> 
> Yes, there was a very ancient civilization there. No, that civilization has nothing to do with the one that's been
> there for many centuries now.

Yes, let's just kill all those... They're sooo different...
Pathetic.

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