Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Mar 1998.
Pantsless Propaganda Poster
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 24 Mar 1998
Zen Bitz wrote: > > twi...@sound.net wrote: > > > > In article <EqA...@world.std.com>, > > bd...@world.std.com (Brian "JARAI" Chase) wrote: > > > ______ > > > .oooooooooo. > > > oooooo' `oooooo > > > oooo oooo > > > oooo oooo > > > oooo +======+ ooo > > > ooo |) |/ (| ooo > > > ooo | |\ | ooo > > > ooo | || | ooo > > > ooo | || | ooo > > > ooo | || | ooo > > > ooo | || | ooo > > > oooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo > > > oooo oooo > > > oooooo. .oooooo > > > `ooooooooooo' > > > ~~~~~~ > > > > > Dude, is that a secret K, or are you just glad to see me. > > HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! > > Christ Almighty! Those are some Enormous Genitals. Oh...did we actually agree to use the Kibological Sex Codes? Drat my newsfeed! Lurve, (*(* \./ | | | -- "I loathe him, I despise him, I hate him. . .but I want him." _A New Kind of Love_ (1963)
BEHOLD THE MYSTIC PANTS LEGEND OF KIBOLOGY!
In the beginning, there
were pants.
(find the secret `K')
______
.oooooooooo.
oooooo' `oooooo
oooo oooo
oooo oooo
oooo +======+ ooo
ooo |) |/ (| ooo
ooo | |\ | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
oooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo
oooo oooo
oooooo. .oooooo
`ooooooooooo'
~~~~~~
However, as time passed
and the followers of Kibo
grew wise in their years,
the pants vanished!
______
.oooooooooo.
oooooo' `oooooo
oooo oooo
oooo oooooo
oooo +======+ ooo ooo
ooo |) |/ (ooo ooo
ooo | |\ooo ooo
ooo | ooo | ooo
ooo |ooo| | ooo
ooo ooo || | ooo
ooo ooo| || | ooo
oooo ooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo
ooooo oooo
oooooo. .oooooo
`ooooooooooo'
~~~~~~
The only good religion is a pantsless
religion. Join our forces.
alt.religion.kibology
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED!
(codpiece and white straw cowboy hat sold separately)
-jarai.
--
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Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!!
In article <EqA...@world.std.com>, bd...@world.std.com (Brian "JARAI" Chase) wrote: > > > BEHOLD THE MYSTIC PANTS LEGEND OF KIBOLOGY! > > In the beginning, there > were pants. > (find the secret `K') > > ______ > .oooooooooo. > oooooo' `oooooo > oooo oooo > oooo oooo > oooo +======+ ooo > ooo |) |/ (| ooo > ooo | |\ | ooo > ooo | || | ooo > ooo | || | ooo > ooo | || | ooo > ooo | || | ooo > oooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo > oooo oooo > oooooo. .oooooo > `ooooooooooo' > ~~~~~~ > Dude, is that a secret K, or are you just glad to see me. HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! --Terri the Lame -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==----- http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading
twi...@sound.net wrote: > > In article <EqA...@world.std.com>, > bd...@world.std.com (Brian "JARAI" Chase) wrote: > > ______ > > .oooooooooo. > > oooooo' `oooooo > > oooo oooo > > oooo oooo > > oooo +======+ ooo > > ooo |) |/ (| ooo > > ooo | |\ | ooo > > ooo | || | ooo > > ooo | || | ooo > > ooo | || | ooo > > ooo | || | ooo > > oooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo > > oooo oooo > > oooooo. .oooooo > > `ooooooooooo' > > ~~~~~~ > > > Dude, is that a secret K, or are you just glad to see me. > HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! Christ Almighty! Those are some Enormous Genitals. -- **** I must, yet I cannot. - Robot Monster ***** Hey, if I removed this line I'd be McQuarrie-compliant! +== To send mail replace die@spammerscum with hitz@burrito===+ Ben Hitz -- Do not reply Directly -- Dept. of Biochemistry *** http://tincan.bioc.columbia.edu/Home/ben.home/ ***
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